Hey guys!
You see, I have answered your questions!
Uhm, I hope you like the answers, and if you don't (mocking Mr.Hankey) you can suck my tiny little balls.
Send me some question and I will answer the things you didm't know you were wondering!
Lotsa Love, your Crystal
Dear Crystal...
I just wonder...
How am I suppossed to act like 24, when I'm only 14?
Lotsa Love
thunder
Crystal answers:
Welllllll.... My mom says you should be yourself and not trying to act like you're someone else, but since she's a ooooooold women and doesn't know how the real world works nowadays, I'm not listening to her!
Try to act like you in ten years - it might work!
Lotsa Love
Crystal
Dear Crystal...
First of all I just wanna say I love South Park, but why does Kenny always die?
Lotsa love
Bayby
Crystal answers:
When I first moved to South Park, I was confused by Kenny's many deaths, but after like 2 days, you're used to it. It's some strange rule in South Park - Kenny has to die, or else things will be like - Weird!
But nowadays I don't really give a f**k.
Lotsa Love
Crystal
Dear Crystal...
I wonder why you're a dummy.
Lotsa Love
Me
Crystal answers:
Uh, in fact I'm one of the smartest kid in my class, and I'm not a "dummy". I prefer to call myself "The Smart One", if there's any problem with that.
Lotsa Love (to the stupid "me", whising that you will realize what a "dummy" you really are)
Crystal
Dear Crystal...
Why is this page so f**king töntig?
Lotsa Love (not)
Amanda
Crystal answers:
I think someone needs a english-class or something...
(Hannah's note: Okay, all fellow non-swedes! "Tönt", is the same thing as "Melvin".)
Lotsa Love (Same to you asshole/ Not)
Crystal
Dear Crystal...
Hmm...
This is Gale Wheaters, reporting live from the set of Scream 3.I just wanna scare you to death cuz you're my enemy in this cool (but weird) tv world!!!
Lotsa Love
Gale Weathers
Crystal answers:
(Scared) Mom!
Sorry Gale, but you failed.I'm not scared.Not of you.Not of anybody.(*Beep* LIE, LIE, LIE!)
Possibly Goofy at Disney World, I don't like his hugs.I'm more scared of Cartman than of you
(*Beep* LIE,LIE,LIE!), and I'm not scared of Cartman.
Dammit Hannah, would you stop that "Beep"-thing?
(Hannah: Sorry dude.)
(Scared) Do you know where I live???
Lotsa Love (I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU AT ALL, DO YOU HEAR ME?)
Crystal
Dear Crystal...
I wonder why you're such a bitch?
I mean, it was totally bitchy of you hit me and made me think I'm that faggot Bastion Balthazar Bux!
You're a dickhead!
Lotsa Love (Whatever)
Eric
Crystal answers:
I'm not a bitch, so you can't ask me that.
You're getting your fat f**king wart ass kicked by me now.You know I can to do stuff like that.
And it wasn't my fault, you was teasing me and Kyle and I don't tolerate stuff like that.You deserved to think you were Bastion.I'm not a dickhead, but you're a fat f**k.
Lotsa Love (Not)
Crystal