"The night of flying pink elephants" 
(Ext. view of Crystal's house)
(Int. View - Mrs. and Mr. Roberts and Jason stands in the door.)
(Crystal stands in the front of them)
(Pan to Mr. Roberts's face - He look disappointed)
(Pan to Mrs. Roberts's face - She look pissed of)
(Pan to Jason's face - He looks like he doesn't have a clue what the hell is going on.)
Mrs. Roberts: (Sarcastically) So Hon, you having a party? Can't we join in?
Crystal: Uh, Mom...Dad... So you're home already? I didn't know you would come so early.
(In the back of Crystal there are lots of drunken kids - Including Stan and Kyle)
Mrs. Roberts: So, Crystal Nicole Roberts...This is a party. Did we allow you to have a party? No. Why do you have a party?
Crystal: Uh, I, I, can explain.
(Clyde walks up to them)
Clyde: (Really drunk) Hey! Where is the bottle of Champagne, Crys? You know the one from 1912.
(Mrs. Roberts gasps)
(Silence. Mrs.Roberts looks like she is thinking.)
Mrs. Roberts: Bad Crystal. This is really bad for you. I considering ground you until you're 18.
Jason: You're pretty f*'ked right now, isn't you, Crys?
Crystal: I said I could explain. 
(The view goes wavy into the classroom)
(Crystal walks up to the scamps)
Crystal: Hi guys.
Scamps: Hi Crys
(Cartman says "Bitch" instead of Crys)
Crystal: Uh, my family is going to my brother's big baseball-game this weekend, and I'm planning to have a party at Friday. You guys wanna come?
Cartman: Is there any food?
Crystal: Of course, fatso.
Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm bigboned!
Crystal: How big is your ass-bone then?
(Laughter)
Cartman: I can't help that my body grows faster than my skeleton!
Crystal: But your *body* wouldn't grow so fast if you'd stop eating Cheesy Poofs and get your f**king ass of your f**king couch!
Kyle: Yeah!
Kenny: (You probably got so much fat that you can't find your dick!)
(Laughter)
Cartman: It's sad how immature you guys are, it really is.
Kyle: In my ass!
Kenny: (Do you think Jason has any porno?)
Crystal: How the hell-- Hey! It's a party we are talking 'bout, not a "let's sneak around Jason's room" evening!
Kenny: (Rats!)
(Mr.Garrison comes in)
Crystal: So are you guys coming?
Mr.Garrison: Ok, take your seats, children.
Stan: Yeah, I think so.
Kyle: Sure.
Kenny: (Yeah)
Cartman: Ok, but just becuz I'm so nice...
Crystal: In my ass.
Mr.Garrison: OK, TAKE YOUR SEATS, CHILDREN!
(Crystal walks over to her seat)
Mr.Garrison: Ok children, don't forget about the fieldtrip tomorrow.
Terrence: That's gay.
Fossy: Heh, gay, alright...
Bill: Heheheh, that's gay.
Mr.Hat: Shut up or else detention.
Terrence: That's gay.
Mr.Hat: TERRENCE MEPHESTO! GET YOUR ASS TO THE COUNSELORS OFFICE!
Terrence: That's gay.
(He leaves the room)
Mr.Garrison: Ok, let's have some math-problems. What's two times six?
(Some children raises their hands, one of them is Cartman)
Mr.Garrison: Yes, Wendy?
Wendy: 12?
Mr.Garrison: That's right. Five times three?
(Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Crystal, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde raise their hands)
Mr.Garrison: Kyle?
Kyle: 15?
Mr.Garrison: Correct! What about eight times ten?
(Same kids again)
Mr.Garrison: Crystal?
Crystal: That's 80.
Mr.Garrison: That's right.
(Later)
Mr.Garrison: What's two times three?
(Cartman is the only one that raises his hand)
(Silence)
Mr.Garrison: Isn't that anyone?
Cartman: I'm RAISING MY HAND!
Mr.Garrison: Oh yeah, but I don't want an answer from a retard like you
Cartman: Ay! That's it! Screw ya guys, I'm going home!
(He leaves)
Crystal: Damn, that kid is f**ked up. 

(Crystal's room)
(Crystal picks clothe after clothe and throws it at her bed, after holding it in front of her and look into the mirror.)
Crystal: Not that.... That skirt? Um, no, that would look.... Bad...(bites her lip) those pants.... Uh... (Bites her lip harder) Ouch!
(Blood covers the lip.)
Crystal: Damnit! 

(Kitchen)
Mrs. Roberts: Eat the potato Crystal, or else you can't have any ice cream.
(Crystal plays with the food, she turns it round and round at the plate.)
Crystal: Mom, when are you leaving at Friday?
Mrs. Roberts: At 4 p.m, Hon. Why? Jason, drink the milk for God's sake!
Jason: I'm going out.
(Leaves the table)
Mrs. Roberts: No Jason!
(Jason slams the door.)
Mr. Roberts: Calm it down, Frida. He will come back, don't worry.
Crystal: Thanks for the dinner.
Mrs. Roberts: Oh, you're welcome. Take an ice cream in the freezer.
Crystal: Mm. 

(Wendy's room)
(The phone rings)
(Wendy answers it)
Wendy: Hello?
Crystal: Hi, Wendy.
Wendy: Hi, Crys.
Crystal: I checked, they leave 4 p.m.
Wendy: Great.
Crystal: And they will sleep at grandma's house too, so we got time to clean it up!
Wendy: Good. So, you invite the guys?
Crystal: Yeah.
Wendy: Shall we invite Clyde?
Crystal: Umm.... Yeah.
Wendy: Bebe?
Crystal: Of course!
Wendy: Uh...
Crystal: We invite everyone except Pip.
Wendy: Yeah.
Crystal: See ya tomorrow.
Wendy: Yeah. At the fieldtrip.
Crystal: (Sarcastically) Yeah, won't it be exciting?
Wendy: (Sarcastically) Yeah, it will be so funny!
Crystal: I really gotta go now... Later.
Wendy: Yeah, later.
(They lay down the telephone.)
(Everything goes black)

End part 1