Pa-a-anties are the thing for me,
Silky darlings- as precious as can be
Those lovelies hanging up outside,
Deprived of them, I've cried and cried and cried.

`YOU PERVERT!' is all they have to say
From those ladies, I must run away.
Don't they know it's what I must do?
I'm so misunderstood- boo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Da da da da da- my stores!
Da da da da da- not yours!
Da da da da da- a tear?
Da da da da da- no fair!

This is my life,
To steal panties from your wife,
I must steal underwear!

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Updated 31 Aug 01