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Bloomers

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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed Exams, which 
the father receives as 
    "Father, your daughter has been  successful in BED."

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram 
to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return 
to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was 
the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, 
she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband 
which reached as :
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

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