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When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he 
usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory 
work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken 
dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat 
resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said.  "I've heard you give this 
speech so many times.  I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and 
jacket and sat in the back of the room.  The chauffeur gave a beautiful 
rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions 
expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question 
about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone 
in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely 
stare and said,  "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I 
will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

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