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Two boys picked hundreds of hickory nuts in the woods and stopped at a cemetery 
outside of town to divide them. As one of the boys was counting, "One for you 
and one for me," two nuts rolled out underneath the fence. At the same time a 
young man walking by heard the boys talking and raced back to town, terrified. 

"What's the matter?" asked an old man he met in the street. 

"The Lord and the Devil are dividing the souls in the cemetery!" the young fellow 
shouted breathlessly. 

"I don't believe it," said the oldster. "Come and listen." Stealthily approaching 
the graveyard, the two men heard a voice saying, "One for you and one for me." 

"There," piped up the other voice. "Now we're finished, except for those two nuts 
outside the fence. Let's divide those and we'll be even." 

The old man beat the young one back to town !

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