CHI!

Why Chi is like Happosai: because Chi, (as Gibson would say) YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT!!!!

Here's a thought that popped into Chi's head whilst he was writing:
(To be read a la Jerry Seinfeld)

I cannot dance for the life of me, and I mean this literally. The saddest thing about it is that if some random street-tough were to come up to me, press a gun to my head, and say, “Dance, or I will shoot you in the testicles,” after many hours of delicate surgery, I would be able to talk like Michael Jackson, yet still wouldn’t be able to dance like him.

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