WARNING: This fanfiction contains gratuitous acts of sexual conduct.
Those of youwho are under 18 should get out of here right now and go
somewhere else likeDisneyland. (Uggh! I can't believe I said that!)
Otherwise, enjoy the show.
All characters, having sex or in the nude, are 18 years of age or
older.
"The world is not ready..."(Addison Godel of Eva Fanfic Archives)
"My apologies. I just had to do this." 10 o'Clock
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NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
The Most Controversal Anime Show To Hit The US Since Ranma 1/2!
MARTIAN SUCCESSOR NADESICO
The Funniest And Smartest Show To Hit The US Since Evangelion!
THE KING OF FIGHTERS
The Best 2D Fighting Game To Hit The US Since Street Fighter!
And With More Characters Per Game As Well!
Together They Combine To Form...
THE KING NEON SUCCESSOR ENAVAN DEGESILICOON 1998
By Shinji "The 10 o'Clock Assassin" Ikari
Episode 26B:
HEDGEHOG'S WISH
Featuring:
Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Shermie (King Of Fighters 97 [AND 98])
Izumi Maki (Martian Successor Nadesico)
And, In Some Small Perverse Way,
Urd (Oh My Goddess)
As well as other guest appearances from the characters
of famous anime shows and video games.
It helps if you've seen Evangelion #26 where Shinji, in an alternate
universe, is veryhappy and very horny.
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"The universe is what you make it. Anything your heart desires;
friends,
family, fortune, fame, peace of mind; will come to you. But,
as with all
things, there will be a price for your wish. The sweet and
innocent you create
will become soured by your hands. And whatever fits into place
will become
deformed and jaded afterwards."
Lord Buddha Monk
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The year is 2016. Sacramento 3 has became the new capitol
of whatever'sleft of the earthquake-ravaged California. The new Bay
Area Rapid Transit Systemhas managed to start its run to the capitol
city; a city once famous for it's tomatoesbecomes infamous for it's
urban sprawl.
Shinji Ikari, son of famous scientists Gendou and Yui Ikari,
is found runningdown 20th Avenue on a hot Friday's afternoon.
He wishes to get home before hisparents do. Making it home, he
checks the door to see if it's locked. He thenunlocks the door,
opens it, and peeps around to see if anybody's there. Good, my
parents aren't home yet, he thinks as he goes up the stairs to see is
his childhoodfriend, Asuka Langley Sohryuu, is in her room.
He knocks on the door... "Asuka, are you in?!" 20 seconds
of silence. Great! She's not in either! With that he goes into his
room and locks the door shut.
He opens the backpack he's been carrying and pulls out a video
tape he'sborrowed from Gai Daigouji (Jirou Yamada is his real name,
but he prefers to becalled Gai). A fresh import hentai title called
"Venus Successor Ecchi-desico." It'ssaid to have featured all the
good stuff one would come to expect from JapanesePorno Animation.
Shinji soon pops the tape into the VCR, sits back, and enjoys the
show.
[VENUS SUCCESSOR ECCHI-DESICO]
The TV screen shows a pair of long tan legs laying on a
mattress.
Shinji's stare grows wider as his mouth begins to drool.
The lady's wearing a sexy tiger-striped swimsuit; the view goes
up from herlegs to her huge breast which is showing enough cleavage
to set a beartrap forgroping hands. The view then goes up to her
beautiful young face...
"What a cute kid," she says, as is actually speaking to him.
"You must be veryunpopular to watch a movie like this."
"HUH?!" goes Shinji. "Is that an insult? That hurt."
"Oh, I'm so sorry..." goes the lady as the screen suddenly
turns into snow.
"Oh no! THE TAPE!!" shouts Shinji as he leaps to the
entertainment centerto see what's wrong. But a wave of electricity
shocks his hand and sends him flyingto the floor. After that, the TV
and VCR suddenly turns off.
"Oh man! Gai's going to get really pissed when he finds out
about this!"
"The tape is unharmed, little man."
That voice... No, it can't be! Shinji turns slowly around
to find... Asuntanned mistress with long white hair, in some weird
costume, nipples; cleavage;and crotch showing through her silk,
relaxing on his bed like the attitude of thesummer season. Normally
this would shock anyone, including young manic-depressive
men, into a heart attack. But this is the world of Shinji Ikari,
son of thepeople who had perfected the cloning techniques.
"Let me see, giant organic mechs with souls of my parents,
Iori creates purpleflames, Leona goes beserk, my science teacher
(Ines) can teleport instantly, andNuku-Nuku's a military android.
If my life gets any more exciting I'll have to writea book!"
"But you're a human who has human friends," the lady continues,
"And youenjoy the simple things that human males do." She gets up
into her sitting positionand clears her throat. "Allow me to
introduce myself: My name is Urd, the Goddessof Love."
"Uh... Hi, my name is Shinji," he retorts. "Is there anything
I can do foryou?"
"Well, I was hoping that I would do something for you. Instead
of watchingpeople have sex on a video, how would YOU like to have sex
with beautifulwomem?"
Shinji quickly walks to the bed and lays down by her side. "You
really meanit? Does this mean that I can have sex with you?"
"Not WITH me, Shinji. I have this rule that we're not suppose
to sleep withour customers."
"Oh..." is his reply.
"But by tonight, I'll guarantee that you will be screwing
and fucking to yourheart's content."
Shinji's mouth was rushing faster than his mind. "Even
blowjobs, and tit-fucks?!" Urd nods with a (quirky)smile
on her face. "Then what do I have to do?"
"Simple," she replies. "All you have to do is wish it. But you
have to calmdown for a bit. Because you have to mean what you say
and say what you mean."
"Okay, okay..." It takes him a full ten minutes to calm himself
down andthink straight. It's a lot harder since a sexy young woman
is sitting right by his side. "...I'm ready."
Urd takes him by the hands and lays them on her thigh. "You can
start."
"I wish... To have incredible sex with naturally beautiful
women; women whohave ample breast size, attractive curves, and
compatible personalities."
A flash of light engulfs the whole room as Shinji, and some of
his stuff, startto levitate off the ground. This is not good! he
thought. But it's too late. A crackof lightning strikes, and
everything goes black.
"...Shinji! Stupid Shinji! WAKE UP, YOU PERVERTED IDIOT!!!"
"WAAAAHH!!" Shinji finds himself in his room, with the
auburn-hairedAsuka breathing down his face. "Oh, hi, Asuka. How are
you doing?"
"Don't How are you doing' me, Shinji Ikari!" she yells. "Just
look at whatI've found on the floor!" She shows him the tape cover
of Ecchi-desico. "You'vebeen jerking off while we were gone, haven't
you?!"
"Hey!" shouts Shinji's mother from downstairs. "Watch your
language, youngwoman!"
"But your son's been watching porno and jerking off!" she yells
back, causingShinji to blush furiously.
"Well, if the lad wants to jerk off, then let him be!" yells
Gendou, who'sengrossed into reading the newspaper.
This is really embarrassing, way too embarrassing for me!
Shinji thought ashe sank deeper into the bed.
Ten minutes to 6:00, Sacramento City College, Math 9A Calculus
class.
"I didn't get a chance to see it all," Shinji tells Gai. "My
family had gotten offfrom work early."
"I really feel sorry for you, Mr. Ikari," Gai replies. "This
video is a genuinepremium, THE pick of the pack!" He olds the tape
up like it's some sort of badgecausing Shinji to sweatdrop even more.
Iori Yagami walks by and serenely goes, "Would you mind telling
me what inthe world you two are talking about?"
Shinji cringes a bit in his presence. "It's nothing, Iori!
Just general intereststuff we don't want you sticking your nose in."
Leona takes the time to finish off eating her fried salamander
tail. "Yeah,sure. General interest. Anime fandom is such a closed
set. Otakues won't letvicious fighters like ourselves in. Huh,
Iori?"
Vice and Mature are sitting in the next two seats. "I think
Shinji loser. Maybe Shinji need girlfriend to cheer him up," goes the
usually psychopathic Vice.
"Well, unless you wish to become his illustrious wife-to-be
and sexual pincushion,' I don't see how it pertains to us," says
Mature in her British accent.
At the right end of the classroom Nuku-Nuku Natsume gets
confused withsome of the dialogue flying around. "Excuse me, Uri-P.
What's a sexual pin-cushion?'"
"I'll give you an answer as soon as I install some reproductive
accessorieswithin you," answers Seiya Uribakate, stern creator and
therefore relative of Nuku-Nuku.
This is getting way out of my control! thinks Shinji as
calculus teacherMisato Katsuragi busts in with a bouncy attitude.
Every guy starts to hoot andhollar, marveling at the presence of the
strictest, yet coolest, teacher ever to gracethe classroom with her
knowledge and savoir faire. Every women refers to theirmale
classmates as imbeciles.
"Listen up, people!" starts Misato, "We have two buxom and
brilliant babesthat'll be your tutors for the fall season!" Standing
behind her highness are two ofthe world's loveliest looking ladies
ever known.
The red-haired lady, her bangs covering her eyes, goes up first
with Frenchaccent in tow. "Ah! How do you do? My name is Shermie,
I have a Bachelor'sDegree in math, and I would like to help out the
rest of you nice people so you canbe as SMART as I!"
The black-haired lady, her bangs covering only one eye, gives
out an evil grinand a soft chuckle. "The name's Izumi, Izumi Maki.
I have a B.A. in math aswell..." Her grin grows into a giant sneer.
"SHERMIE DOESN'T HAVE A LASTNAME!!" Her insane laugh now fills the
classroom causing everyone to sweatdrop.
"Ack! Let me be, Izumi! What have I ever done to you?" goes
Shermie.
"As you can see, they'd just met this day." goes Misato.
"I think I'm in love..." goes basketball master Lucky Glover,
who was too busystaring at the breasts of the two women.
"I think someone needs to take the perscribed medication,"
says Iori, withLeona agreeing.
"I think I should stick to watching Gekiganger," says Gai.
Shinji takes some time to look at the two new ladies closely,
checking theirattire, mentally undressing them, trying hard not to
drool. "By tonight, I'llguarantee that you will be screwing and
fucking to your heart's content." What Urdhad said to him that
afternoon keeps repeating in his mind.
"And what's going on in YOUR dirty little mind, Shinji?" says
Misato whohappens to be all up in his face. This scares him half to
death. "I know what you'rethinking, kid. And it's not gonna
happen!" And with that she starts class.
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Ten minutes until 8:00 p.m. Class has ended and everyone's
starting to headhome. Shinji finds Shermie and Izumi talking with
Misato in her office, and iswaiting with his back against the wall
down the hallway from the main office door.
"What am I gonna do?" he wonders. "How will I present myself?"
"Why, just ask them, of course." says Urd.
Caught by surprise, Shinji searches around to find where her
voice came from. He's suddenly startled when he finds her
super-deformed figure on his shoulder. He's going to have to write
that book sooner or later.
"You mean that's it? I just ask them?"
"Don't be greedy. You can ask one of them. I also see that
you've broughtyourself a pack of condoms, huh?" Urd said with a
wink, referring to the pack ofcondoms Shinji had in his backpack.
"You said I'd be lucky by tonight, so I came prepared,"
he says with a smile.
"Just remember, Shinji: Don't rush it. Make it as long-lasting
and pleasurableas you can, since this is your first time."
"Well, sure." Shinji hears the door open and witnesses the two
lovely ladieswalk out. As they head out the door he sneaks around
the other way and stays closebehind.
Shermie's at her red Corvette with Izumi. "Why must you always
make funof my name? Even in public?" Shermie asks. "Do you not have
any self control?"
"You should not worry, red-headed one," Izumi goes. "I let the
wind controlmy existence, as well as the little voices in my head."
She giggles like a derangedlunatic, leaving Shermie behind to sigh
in exasperation.
"Oi vey. Why do I even try?" she says.
"Uh... Excuse me..." Shermie hears a small voice coming from
the front endof the car. That voice belongs to Shinji who's standing
in the cooling night.
"Oh, it's you, little boy," Shermie cooes sweetly. "Do you
realize that class isover? You should be heading home and starting
on your work right about now,should you?"
"Well..." he tries to start, "I was just noticing how beautiful
you are, in thatlovely looking dress and all..."
"But of course. Compared to all the other ladies, I'm certanly
the creme de lacreme. Do you agree?"
"I know this sounds a bit too forwarding, but I was wondering
if I can havesex with you?"
"Sex, with me?" Shermie asks dryly.
"Why, yes," says Shinji with a small smile and the best intent
to please.
"And then what? In order to have great sex you must build a
goodrelationship with your partner. We hardly even had a chance
to get to know eachother. And if we did have sex, would it be out of
love, or mere conquest?"
Now Shinji's worried, but he tries to remain calm. "I assure
you, this hasnothing to do with conquest. I'm just a young man who
wants to make love to abeautiful woman." He notes the expression
on Shermie's face, but can't tell the restsince he can't see her
eyes.
"So you say..."
Meanwhile at the Ikari residence, Asuka is wolfing down her
food, still pissedabout the fact that the son of two brilliant
scientist is a pervert.
"What is WRONG with you, Asuka Langley Sohryuu?" asks Yui who's
in thekitchen makeing Kool-Aid.
Asuka finishes the last of her food and belts out, "Don't you
people see what'sgoing on with Shinji?! Don't you even care how he's
turning out?!"
Yui then starts to worry. "Is he on drugs? Is he in a gang?"
"No. He's watching pornography, playing with himself, and
drooling overevery girl he sees! Aren't you two the least bit
worried about that?!"
Nothing has ever captured the attention of the stern Gendou
Ikari before, butfor this argument, he has to put down his paper and
stare Asuka in the eyes. "Nowlook, young lady: Shinji is a brilliant
young kid like ourselves. His mother and I toldhim that we expect
nothing but A's from him. And for every A he brings home, hewould
get something that he mostly desires in return. If I knew that he
wanted sex,I'd be the first to get him one of those call girls'
Kaji keeps talking about."
A metaphorical anvil hits Asuka over the head. "I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'MHEARING THIS CRAP!! Hey, Ms. Ikari! Do you believe that such
garbage iscoming out of your own husband?!"
Yui puts the finished Kool-Aid in the refrigerator. "Yes I do,
actually. I firstmet him through an add in the Swingers' Magazine.
We were heavily intopornography in our days."
Another anvil hits poor Asuka over the head. She makes an
impact onto thefloor and she swears that she can hear her head
ringing. It's actually the telephone,and Gendou goes to pick it up.
"Hello? Oh, it's you. I see. Well, you take good care of
yourself. Alright." He hangs the phone up and goes back to reading
the newspaper. "It's Shinji. Hesaid he'll be over his friend's
house tonight watching anime."
"And do you actually believe that, Mr. Ikari?" asks Asuka, still
on the floorand in pain.
"Maybe they're going to act out their anime shows, I wonder?"
says Yuicheerfully as she walks to the couch to watch "The Late
Show."
I can't belive this, Asuka thinks to herself. I gotta leave
this place beforeI'm affected...
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At Shermie's home in South Land Park, Shinji puts down the
phone. Hewaits patiently in her bedroom as he hears her showering
and humming to the tuneof the New Faces' "Bloody."
The running water gets turned off, and Shermie leaves the
bathroom wearingonly a towel around her slightly muscular body and a
smile on her face. "What doyou know about Kama Sutra, little man?"
"I know that it can't be done alone, for one thing," he says as
Shermie sits onthe bed beside him.
"Surely you must know the romantic aspects of sex, Shinji,"
she continues. "Acouple must indulge themselves in the right amount
of foreplay first." She touchesShinji lightly over the back. "Or
else you'll just be throwing your dick in, and it willbe equal to
rape. We don't want to force anybody else into rape, right?"
"Uh... Of course not," he says as Shermie slides her right hand
up and downhis back. She takes Shinji's hand by her other hand and
gently caresses his along thetop of her chest.
"Just relax," she cooes. "There's no need to rush. We have all
night."
Shermie takes him by the chin and seductively gives him kiss.
Her tonguetravels into his mouth and becons his tongue to come out
and play, with Shinjiacknowledging. And so the two tongues travel
around each other's mouths as well asslush around with each other.
Soon, the two laying on her bed giving each other a hand and
tongue massage. Shinji licks about her breast and stomach as Shermie
takes off his clothes piece bypiece and lick about his chest. Shinji
then licks about her powerful thighs and legs,smoothing his tongue
closer to her spot with anticipation. Shermie manages toremove his
pants and underwear to reveal a fully erect, if not really big, penis
andnuzzles up to it; her long hair flowing around his stiffness
causes him to tence evenmore.
"Well, since you've waited so patiently for this, my dear
Shinji," she purrs tohim, "I'll let you have it." And with that she
lightly flicks her tongue along hislength. Shinji returns the favor
by slurping the outside of her warm, wet pussy lips. Shermie smoothes
her tongue all over his length; up and down, along his balls, andthen
she proceeds to take him all into his mouth. Shinji slurps his
tongue all overher pussy. He takes his fingers and spreads her out
like a rose in bloom. He thencompletely sticks his tongue deep into
her canal.
The two are in a complete 69 position, orally gratifying
themselves forminutes at a time. The pace quickens; Shermie take
more of him into her mouth asShinji concentrates more on her spot
until... Shermie comes first; a flood of vaginalfluid gushes out
onto Shinji's face. He tries hard to swallow the love liquid but he
ends up coming as well, shooting his seed into her mouth. He feels
Shermieswallowing his cum and he feels so good that he moans out very
loudly.
Shermie turns herself around and slithers toward Shinji. She
lays by his sideand says, "We're not done yet, dear Shinji. We got
lots more to do before the nightis over." Shinji nods as she grabs
a packet out of seemingly nowhere and rips itopen. She pulls out a
condom and rolls it over his manhood; being careful to movesome air
bubbles to the tip so his cum can have some room.
Shermie lays on the bed; her head on the pillows, waiting for
Shinji's secondwind. Feeling a little sluggish, he manages to lift
himself up and position himselfbetween her legs and over her gorgeous
breasts. Oh, those gorgeous breasts; they'reso attractive.
He goes at them with his tongue once again, causing moans to escape
from Shermie's mouth. As his mouth takes in the areolae of one of
the breasts, heflips her to the side. He grabs hold of his cock and
guides it to his destination; thewarm, moist pussy. Shermie helps
him by opening her pussy lips wide, and Shinji'scock slides into her
waiting vagina unhindered.
Right now, his cock isn't causing any physical pleasure.
Shinji blushes feelingkind of small. "You should not worry, my
sweet," Shermie purrs to him. "It's notthe size of the ship that
counts, it's the motion of the ocean. And you've got a lot ofrowing
to do, little man." She gives him an ultra-passionate
kiss in the mouth, andhe feels himself growing harder.
Shinji rolls her onto her back and proceed to do her in the
"missionary"position. He strokes her pussy lovingly with his cock,
with waves of pussy juicecrashing onto his rod. His tongue and mouth
are onto her breasts once more,causing small moans to escape from her
mouth. Shinji could now see her eyes;they're in sort of a dream-like
state.
He decides to pick up the pace. He shoves his cock in and out
of her pussyharder and faster, grabbing her by one of her legs and
continuously slamming hismanhood into her womanhood. Shinji's
still staring at Shermie's breast. Oh, thosewonderful, magnificent
breasts.
"Shermie," he asks, "Can I make love to you on your breasts?"
"Now we're getting kind of brave, are we?" answers Shermie
as she grabs holdof her large mammary assets. "Do it, Shinji. Take
off your condom and come onmy tits."
Shinji leaves her sopping mess and does what she says. He
mounts her andproceeds to ride her breasts like a stallion. Shermie
squeezes his cock between hercleavage as he pushes his waist in and
out, feeling such pleasure and estacy. It wasso much that he can
hardly hold on any longer.
"Shermie! I'm gonna... COME!!"
"Then come, Shinji! Do it now!"
As Shinji grunts out, a stream of white, sticky cum pisses out
of his peehole inshorts spurts; each flying onto Shermie's face,
hair, and into her mouth. The restdribbles onto her chest and neck.
He felt like he could come some more, but hecouldn't. Tired from
this night's love-making, he falls onto the bed and right tosleep,
his mind a total blank.
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THE KING NEON SUCCESSOR ENAVAN DEGESILICOON 1998
Episode 26B:
"I Wish For Beautiful Womem Around The Clock!"
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Sunlight shines through the fold of the curtain covering the
window and ontoShinji's face. He feels a slight burn and
lethargically covers his face with his freehand. Morning?
Already?' he thinks to himself as he wakes up. Folding upwards,
he looks around to find his mate not here. Only a note on the side
of hernightstand. He picks it up to read it...
Dear Shinji:
I'm so sorry that I cannot be with you this morning.
I have to go
practice with my band, the New Faces. I must say that
despite your
general size you did turned out to be a passionate
lover. I must have
you in my bed again sometime soon. ^_^ Anyway, my friend
is
coming over so you can have some more fun. If you're
hungry, you can
have whatever's in the fridge. But please leave everything
as you left it;
clean and spotless. Okay? Later! Love ya!XXXXXXXX
Shermie
"Her friend, huh?" he goes. "Maybe it's about time I'd leave."
But he endsup smelling himself and realizing that he needs a shower.
So, grabbing his clothes,he proceeds to use the restroom and take a
brisk shower.
But as soon as he left the bathroom, his attention was caught
by a woman onthe bed. But not just A woman, mind you. This woman
is the one with black hair;her long bangs covering her right eye.
She's the weird one, the insane one, the onethat will laugh at you
for no particular reason at all. The winds call her "Izumi."
Shinji is in total shock! "Uh... Uh... Hi, Izumi. H- how's
it going?" Shinji'sweak mind tries to sort out the rational from
this irrational person, but his mindkept going back to how
intimidating she acted during calculus.
"What's wrong, Shinji?" she asks in a deep, masculine voice.
"Aren't yougonna compliment on what I'm wearing this morning?"
What she's wearing...? Shinji takes a moment to examine what Izumi
has on: It's a blue security suit, anoutfit someone a woman would
wear in the "You're Under Arrest" show. It's alsovery frumpy, too
frumpy even for his taste. Izumi's a large and fully-figured
woman.The suit she's wearing is holding her so tight that it looks
like it's about to totallyrip off if ever she flexed her muscles.
And on top of that, she has very large breasts;as large as Shermie's,
but Izumi's a Double D.
Shinji also notices what's under her navy-blue skirt; black
stockings,complimenting with her revealing black leather undewear.
Uh-oh! Shinji thought,
She's into heavy S&M! I gotta get outta here!
"You've got to excuse me, Izumi. I have to go. There's
something importantI have to do," he says under one breath as he
heads for the door. He tries to openit, but it's locked and there's
no way to unlock it.
"What's so important that you have to go so quickly, Shinji?"
Izumi asksseductively. "Is there a cartoon you wanted to see?
Little boy wanna go back to hismama? Maybe you want your childhood
friend to bust in here and save you, huh?"
Shinji gets angered by her remarks. "Look, just give me the key
to his door. This isn't funny."
"It isn't meant to be funny," she tells him. "Tell you what:
We'll play agame. The key you seek is on my person, and you have to
search for it. Find it, andyou can go free."
"I have to search you for it?" he asks in a confused state.
"Yeah, like a policeman searching for a gun. But there's one
catch, though:You're going to have to search every nook and cranny
to find it. And you need to bevery diligent in your search. If by
any chance you get a hard-on and you can't findit, or if you don't
have the stomach to find it, then you have no choice but to do the
dirty deed with me. Understood?"
"All right," Shinji sighs, "All right, I understand."
He tries to relax and clearhis mind, for he's got a lot of work to do
in front of him.
Izumi lays back onto the mattress, expecting... no, welcoming
Shinji's attack. He touches her lightly around the waste, moving
his hands all around her navy-blueskirt. "You're feeling my thighs,"
she says. "No, I'm not." he replies. He can't findit on her.
Next he brings her up and feels along her hair. Izumi takes
this opportunityto press her womanhood onto his chest, causing Shinji
to sweatdrop. He then runshis hands along her back and around to her
front. Unbuttoning the folds, he diveshis hands into her shirt
pockets hoping to find it. "You're feeling my breasts,Shinji."
"No, I am not!" He couldn't find it there.
"Maybe, if you remove my clothing," she cooes to him, "You might
have abetter chance of finding it." This is not what Shinji wanted
to hear. He's having ahard enough time trying to keep his soldier
down. In silent protest, he removesIzumi's security outfit. Great,
more leather, he thought as he saw her black braand it's poor attempt
at holding her melons together.
Shinji's hands move up and down one of her legs, and then the
other. "Shinji,you're..." "I AM NOT!" He still couldn't find the
key. He takes a moment to lookas Izumi and notes the task he now has
to perform. "You're not backing out, areyou?" she asks.
I mustn't run away... was Shinji's last thought before he takes
the blackleather bra off of her. The massive mammaries just sprung
out; they were big! Shinji's pants have shrunken two sizes. He feels
around the padding of the bra, andhe still couldn't find it. He then
has to check... Gulp! Mustn't run away... Herblack leather
panties. She positions herself so he could take it off efficiently,
but heturns around so he couldn't see her. He feels around her
underwear, but he still hecoulnd't find the key.
"Shinji..." says her voice coming from behind. "Every nook and
cranny. Remember?"
"That's enough, Izumi." he says to her. "I don't wanna be a
part of your sick,sadistic game anymore."
"...I'm not a sadist." Izumi replies in her normal voice.
Shinji, taking note ofthe sudden change in her attitude, turns around
to face her. He suddenly sees theexpression on her face, the same
one he saw in his mother's face. An expression ofpeace, of
undisturbed coolness. "I tell you what, Shinji," she says, "If you
manage toget the key, then you can go free."
"Okay..." And with that, Shinji takes two of his fingers and
sticks it upIzumi's pussy. They travel a little ways up, then he
suddenly feels something hardand metalic. It must be the key. He's
found it. But he's unable to get it out; it'stoo far up in her.
"I'm unable to get it, Izumi."
"Maybe if you're in a better position, you can be able to get it
out," sheanswers. Sounds like a plan. Shinji lays on the bed as
Izumi climbs on top of him,his face towards her pussy.
"Now, I want you to relax," he tells her.
"Okay," she replies.
He spreads her pussy lips wide, and he was able to see a dark
cavern bigenough to fit a hand in. He proceeds to shove his left
hand into her pussy. Hemanages to go farther in than his two fingers
could ever go, and he finally managesto pull the key out of her hole.
"I did it, Izumi! Now, if you jus... UNNHH!! Aahh! IZUMI!!"
Too late. Izumi was able to pull Shinji's manhood out of it's place
and is now performing thesacred art of "Sword Swallowing."
His cock has grown a centimeter larger than whenShermie has last used
it, but she's able to handle all of him, right down to his balls.
Shinji, moaning the loudest he can, is unable to take it any longer.
His constantwishing to run away is replaced by the cruel instint
to piss his sperm right down herthroat. And, without stamina,
he lets himself go. He came SO hard that Izumi hadto remove herself
from his cock to get some air. After a little while of clearing
herthroat, he was back at his cock, going all the way down again and
swallowing hisessence. Shinji comes yet another time and saw stars.
"Your turn, Shinji..." purrs Izumi. Shinji has no choice but to
comply. Hefirst traces her already moist pussy with his middle
finger. He grasps her by the assand brings her down upon his face
so he can lick her clitoris. A parade of low moansescape Izumi's
mouth as Shinji starts to perform a full cunilingus on her. He
strokesher pussy with his tongue and proceeds to shove it down her
pussy.
She tastes the same as Shermie,' he ponders. Maybe I should
be glad thatshe is her friend. With that, Shinji sticks his hand
into her wet folds and proceedsto fist-fuck her. Izumi is now going
insane. She thrusts her body to move in thesame rhythm as his fist,
with Shinji still managing to play with her clitoris with histongue
and fingers. Izumi couldn't take any more of the waves of pleasure
crashingupon her; she howls like a police siren as she comes even
harder than Shinji. Sheclamps on his arm with her sex muscles as a
flood of love juice comes gushing out ofher pussy. Shinji removes
his hand, brings her ass back to his face, and slurps on theremains
of her drooling fluids.
"Mmmmmm..." purrs Izumi. "See? I'm not really such a bad
person onceyou get to know me better."
"Great. Then I'll be off..." Shinji tiredly replies, key still
in hand.
"Not just yet, Shinji. You still haven't tried my most
superior weapons' yet."
"Weapons? ^_^;"
Izumi, a bit exhausted from coming (hard), manages to get off of
the bed andonto the floor. With the remaining strength she has, she
pulls Shinji by his buttcloser to her. Placing the key on the
dresser next to the bed, Shinji looks down andrealizes what she plans
to do next.
Taking his shrunken soldier into her hand, she places the tip of
it in hermouth and tries to bring it back to life. Shinji saw and
felt as the tip of Izumi'stongue managed to force it's way into his
little peehole. For Shinji that was morethan enough stimulation,
and so his cock grew back to its stiffness.
Izumi then proceeds to place his stiffening cock between her
powerfulmammaries; melons powerful enough to drive any man off the
edge. Now this is too muchstimulation for Shinji. "AAAAHH!!
I feel so GOOD!!" he cries out as Izumi rubsher giant globes along
his dick and gyrates the tip of her tongue against his peehole.
His urge is to come hard again; to come all over her. But he has to
hold on. Heneeds to hold on! He wants to take as much time as
possible and enjoy thisexperience.
But alas, since Shinji's new to this, this is not possible.
He moans his loudestas he falls of the edge. Izumi sences this and
places her mouth around the head ofhis cock. Streams of white
trumpet out of his cock coating her tongue. Andpressure is felt as
Izumi sucks on him like a straw, swallowing his essence down her
throat. Shinji is in a state of nirvana; he can actually hear Kurt
Cobain singing...
Izumi takes the key from the dresser. She then walks to the
door to unlock it. The door swings open and someone (Shinji's
to sated to notice who) walks into theroom.
"You know, If I told you once, I told you a thousand times:
It's not gonnahappen, Shinji!" He looks up from his nirvana to find
calculus teacher MisatoKatsuragi in "pissed mode." "And what do you
do, Mr. I Have To Screw Someone? You went ahead and did it! And not
with just one of my prize students, but TWOOF THEM!!"
"My apologies, Ms. Katsuragi." Shinji's speaking in his quiet
voice. "I meantgood intentions, but the breasts were so large and
magnificent. I just couldn't helpmyself."
"Breasts are too big for you, huh?!" goes Misato with one
eyebrow raised andan evil sneer forming. "Well, come along with me,
Mr. Ikari! I'm gonna cook foryou a nutritious breakfast! Because
there's a lot of work you're going to do for metoday!" And with
that, she grabs him by the arm and drags him off.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
11:00 a.m., and morning is about to be over for this day. Asuka
is walking up21st Street towards the city college. For some reason
she needs to see someonereally badly. Anyone will do.
In the tennis court, Ms. Ines Fresange is having her students
Terry Bogardand Ryuji Yamazaki settle their rivalry with an extreme
game of tennis. Ines is stillmad at the two guys for causing a fight
and an explosion last yesterday morning. Terry is getting with this
game while Ryuji, still grumbling a bit, is finding this more
entertaining than beating people up.
Kensuke Aida is outside the court with his mini-cam, watching
and re-watching the scenes where Terry did battle with an insane
Ryuji.
"Kensuke..." A soft-sounding voice catches his attention.
He has no idea whoit might be, so he turns around and gets shocked
to see Asuka standing next to him.
"Uh... Hi!" is his best reply. Then he starts to note her
demeanor and calmsdown a bit. "Uh... What can I do for you,
Langley?"
"Kensuke, why are men interested in big breast?"
"You're so sweet, Shinji. Your cock gets harder every time I
rub on it."
Minato Haruka has his twitching manhood in the embrace of her
largebreasts. She then takes the head of his cock into her mouth.
And as soon as sheslides her tongue along his head a couple times,
he ejaculates into her mouth. Intriumph, she swallows her prize...
"Well, it's simple really," answers Kensuke. "Men are drawn
to the essence,the sheer power of breasts; their marvelous ability
to give off milk. We're alsodrawn to the incredible space between
them. There are so many things you can putinto that space. It makes
me warm all over just thinking about it. :).."
"This is one of my best ninja techniques; the Moe Oppai Amma
No Mai(Mai's Burning Breast Massage)!"
Mai was right. She was rubbing her breasts along Shinji's
cock so hard thathe's starting to feel a burning sensation. She goes
down on him, tonguing the headof his shaft and expecting the
inevitable. Shinji's cock is burning so much that heemits a low
scream before ejaculating (yet again) into the bouncy ninja woman's
mouth...
"Well, it's no use." says the depressed Asuka. "There's no way
I'll evercompete for attention when there's women with large boobs
running around."
"Don't say things like that," Kensuke says to her. He brings
his hand up totake her chin and brings her head to his. "This is not
the Asuka I know. The AsukaI remember doesn't let anybody defeat
her. Especially since she's got more respectfor herself than women
who have to rely on their breasts most of the time."
"Hey..." answers Asuka with that familiar sneer coming back to
her. "You'reright!"
"C'mon, Shinji! I know this is good for you as much as it's
good for me! Right?!"
On top of being loud and obnoxious, Naga The Serpent has the
H-cup breaststhat commoners would bow to; chanting "We're not
worthy." She merely "crushes"Shinji's cock with her massive
mammaries, causing them to grow harder with everystroke. Naga snakes
her tongue all around the head of his manhood. And Shinji,sans
stamina, cums once more. He shoots a greater load from out of his
cock, andit's more than welcome down Naga's throat. And after the
last victorious gulp, sheemits from her mouth the most destructive,
blood-curdling laugh in anime history;sending windows to the edge of
breaking and ears to the edge of deafening...
"So, Kensuke, wanna do something more worthwhile than watching
two rivalsfight each other?" as Asuka as he walks him from the tennis
court.
"What do you have in mind, Asuka?"
"I don't know. What do you have in mind?"
"You won't get angry if I told you, right?"
"Well, it depends: Do I get to be on top?"
Terry and Ryuji, tired from their toned-down rivalry, observe
the twocharacters as they walk off. "Shit! If this gets any more
romantic, I'll have to emptyout the bucket of balls so I can vomit!"
Ryuji protests.
"There's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend, Ryuji!" Terry
retorts. "Youshould have one of your very own, like me."
"If you weren't my half-brother...!"
"That never stopped you before!"
"Alright, that's enough! BOTH OF YOU!!" goes Ines before she
downs half abottle of spring water. 100+ degrees is not the
temperature to feel good in.
* * * * * * * * * * * *
6:00 p.m., a beginning of another hot evening. Shinji finally
makes it backhome, tired and puzzled from today's activity. He
closes the door, his back againstit, and gives out a heavy sigh. His
mother is on the couch reading some Steven Kingbook. (At least my
mom does. That's a piece of my family info.)
"How was your day, Shinji?" she asks, her vision stuck towards
her book.
"Fine, mom," he replies. "I might have to start writing that
book tonight, butit's all good."
"Your father's going to be busy tonight. He has some work that
he needs todo over at NERV. Oh, and Asuka called; she's gonna be
busy as well. I guess it justleaves you and me, your loving mother,"
she says with a smile.
"That's good," states Shinji. "I have enough exitement to last
me throughcollege. I'm gonna have to give this up and do something
more fruitful."
Misato and Urd are leaning on the railings near the Sacramento
River, lettingthe cool wind rush through their hair and feeling
happy with the result of a job welldone.
"Well, Rabbit-girl, we sure sent the boy home happy, huh?"
asked Urd.
"He won't be staring at our boobs anymore," Misato replies.
"And with hislibido out of the way, he can work towards being a more
productive worker in oursociety."
Urd drinks her Diet Pepsi and finishes off. "Sex is a thing
everybody shoulddo at least once in their lifetime. But it shouldn't
be in the way of one's long-termgoals. This world will run a little
better since one person has learned."
"I swear, I'm going to give up sex. Until I'm established,
I'll keep myself incheck." That was Shinji's last words as he drank
a cup of Kool-Aid, Mmmm! Delicious! and disappeared into his room.
THE END(Maybe not. ^o^; If I find a
place to post, I'll do some more!)
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SPECIAL CREDITS:
It helps if you've seen the end of"Boku Wa (My Dear) Marie."
As the creditsrolls, magnificently done artwork of this fanfiction's
cast are shown in betweenthem.
***
Urd on her bed, nekkid except for her white sheets, looking totally
sexy.
***
Shinji's parents at NERV Research and Development, with Gendou
handing Yuisome paperwork.
***
Mature waiting patiently as Vice lifts their small Volkswagon
GT out from theparking space. (Vice, despite her size, is insanely
strong!)
***
Nuku-Nuku snacking on some sardines as Seiya does some tests on her.
***
Iori playing his bass as Leona sings a gothic tune.
***
An angry-looking Misato stares down at a charred Ines; a result of
another one of herexperiments gone horribly wrong and taking out the
chemistry lab for the semester.
***
Shermie and Izumi are in the lunchroom playing chess, with the sooner
smiling andthe later sneering.
***
Terry and Ryuji, in an attempt to cut down on bloody rivalry, play
an intense gameof "speed-table-tennis."
***
Kensuke and Asuka are both in bed, nekkid, and sleeping blissfully
in each other'shold.
***
Gai (Jirou), Lucky, and Shinji (known to themselves as the
"Gekiganger Team,"known to everyone else as the "Three Stooges"),
do the dreaded "Gundam Salute"complimenting on a series they had just
watched.
***
The last picture shows Shinji smiling like he did in the end of
Evangelion episode26.
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Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryuu, Misato Katsuragi, Kensuke Aida,
Gendou Ikari,and Yui Ikari of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" belong to
Gainax.
Shermie, Iori Yagami, Leona, Vice, Mature, Lucky Glover, Terry
Bogard, RyujiYamazaki, and Mai Shiranui of "King of Fighters 97 and
98" belong to SNK.
Izumi Maki, Seiya Uribatake, Gai Daigouji (Jirou Yamada), Ines
Fresange, andMinato Haruka of "Martian Successor / Mobile Battleship
Nadesico" belong toXebec.
Urd of "Oh, My Goddess!" belongs to Kodansha, TBS, and KSS.
Nuku Nuku Natsume of "All Purpose Cultured Cat Girl" belongs to King
Records.
Naga the Serpent of "The Slayers" belongs to SOFTX.
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Personal shots out goes to:Hinoto (for letting me post my X parody
fanfic)Chika (for doing an excellent job on her KOF '97 page)Vegeta
(for bringing Iori and Leona together.
Expect a continuation starring those two!)Zhou Tai An (for doing
EVA fanfics that make people think)Phillip Masters (for his input)
Katsuragi Misato (for her MST on my EVA lemon fanfics)Henry Moriarty
(for providing exclusive KOF '98 info.
I'm playing it as soon as it comes out in Sacramento!)
Addison Godel (for posting my "No Need For Shinji" lemon)Andrew Huang
(for letting me borrow his EVA brand condoms.
You're right! They really are as tough as an AT Field!)and
Patrick (for his Nadesico lemon).
As always, MST's and C&C's are always welcome. (But keep them within
reasonand taste, PLEASE!! Don't have characters beating each other
up, blowing thingsup, or vomiting! I'm not one of those sickoes
who enjoy anal sex either! I'll onlyinclude it if, and it's a BIG
if, a female character loves her boyfriend so much thatshe forces
him to do it. Otherwise, no one's sticking nothing up no one's ass
in myfanfics!)
E-mail me at tycplans@yahoo.com.
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Last minute commercial...
[Boom...!]
Evangelion is finally ending in the US. So, wha cha gonna do
til Nadesico
comes out?
SNK [Boom...!]
"I'm gonna go play the King of Fighters!"
[EXPLODE!!]
Little girl near TV screen (Poltergeist):
They're baa-aaaaaak...
[Rockin' Theme Music Plays]
THE AMERICAN TEAM IS BACK!!
Lucky: We're back on stage, hittin' you with some o' them KOF
joints. It's
gonna be hot, the show's gonna be slammin'...!Brian:
Huh...?Heavy D: It's gonna be the greatest bite... I mean fight,
FIGHT! Yeah! Fight of
the century! I'm gonna chew my opponents up and swallow
em down!
Yo! I'll eat my opponents up, because they're gonna taste
so good...
(Everyone gets disgusted from what he's saying.) Oh! I
ain't suppose
to say that?
THE SECRETARIES ARE BACK!!
Mature is holding a baseball bat and Vice is holding up a large metal
table, lookingextremely pissed at Iori.Iori: Uh... Hi,
ladies... ^_^;
THE NEW FACE TEAM IS BACK!!
NFT: Huh?!Chris: Didn't you just kill us?Shermie: I guess
we are back by popular demand, no?Yashiro: After witnessing
Iori spazing out on us, I don't know if want to go back.
RYUJI, MARY, AND BILLY ARE BACK!!Ryuji: NO WE'RE
NOT!! LEAVE US ALONE!![The 97 Special Team are at a neighborhood
golf course. Ryuji sinks a birdie in the18th hole...]
THE UNCLES ARE BACK!!
Saishu: I remember when I was about Kyo's age! I would walk twenty
miles,
get the crap beaten out of me, work like a dog, and I had
still gotten
straight A's!Heidern: (Drinks his coffee, not flinching
when Mr. Karate [Takuma] suddenly
crashes through the window.) Takuma... Don't you ever use
the door?Takuma: I'm so pumped today! I just gotten back from
beating Dan Hibiki 20
times! And he was practically begging for more...!
RUGAL IS BACK!!
Rugal: See? Remember KOF 95 for the Gameboy? I wasn't lying
when I said
I'll be back! I meant it! Now, ALL YOU ASSES ARE MINE!!
(Insane
laugh, then suddenly feels pain from "Defeat Whiplash.")
ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM 97 ARE BACK!!
IN THE INSTALLMENT OF ALL INSTALLMENTS!!
Shingo: WAIT! YOU'RE FORGETTING ME!!
And of course, Shingo will be back as well.
Shingo: Thank yah.
TWO-DIMENSIONAL FIGHTING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!!
IT'S THE MOST DECISIVE BATTLE OF THE YEAR!!
ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW CHALLENGE?!!
Kyo: History proves different today. Doesn't it, Iori?Iori:
(Keeping two PMS-driven secretaries at bay.) If you don't start
roasting your own chesnut, then I'M GONNA OPEN FIRE!!
THE KING OF FIGHTERS 1998
Dream Battle Never Ends
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