Honto ni anta tte mattaku anta tte
tonikaku anta tte baka ne, baka baka
bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

doyuu tsumori nano dattara nan nano
eei! uttoshii baka ne, baka baka
bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

sangatsu mikka wa hina matsuri gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anta ippen shinde koi!

ue kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
shita kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
"jyodan jya nai wa yo! darega anta nanka tto...?!"

urusai no yo anta tte narenareshii anta tte
nani yo! haji shirazu baka ne, baka baka
bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

sangatsu mikka wa hina matsuri akari o tsukemasho bonbori ni
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anna hentai okotowari!

migi kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
hidari kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

yasashii, ii ko ni konya mo narenai kedo
"datte, fanku damon!"

sangatsu mikka wa hina matsuri hachigatsu youka wa FUJI telebi
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
warukatta wa ne bukiyoo de!
yoko kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
tate kara yonde mo bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
"THANK YOU!"