Once upon a time, there lived a very pink little girl named ChibiUsa. ChibiUsa had a wicked mother by the name of Usagi. Well, Usagi wasn't so much wicked as she was stupid and irritating. Usagi was also very lazy and had her daughter do all the housework. (Actually, it was rumored that Usagi just didn't know how to clean, but she was lazy, too!) When Usagi slept, she took up most of the bed and there was nowhere for her very pink daughter to sleep, so ChibiUsa would often times sleep in the fireplace amongst the ashes, which bothered her allergies terribly. This is why many people called her ChibiKushami, which means "little sneeze". That and it is so much cuter than ChibiUsa, so henceforth, she shall be referred to as ChibiKushami.
One day, there came an announcement that the prince of the land, Endymion, was going to have a ball because he was bored and wanted to pick up some chicks. ChibiKushami was so excited! She wanted to go to the ball! But her mother laughed at her and said "Not on your life! I'm not taking you to that thing!" Usagi snuck off on her own to the ball. ChibiKushami became very angry. She stuck out her tongue and huffed.
"I'll find another way to the ball," the very pink girl vowed. "Maybe I have a fairy godmother who will take me!"
"You rang?" asked Sailor Pluto, ChibiKushami's fairy godmother.
"Pu!" she cried. "Will you take me to the ball?"
"Certainly I will, Small Lady. But you need a better dress," answered Pluto. "Dead Scream!" A glowy ball of energy was flung at ChibiKushami and when the light had cleared, the very pink girl looked down to find herself in a lovely white evening gown.
"Yay! Now we can go to the ball!"
"Not so fast," said Pluto. "We need a way to get there."
"Can't we just take the bus?" asked the very pink girl.
"Don't be silly! You can't take the bus to a prince's ball!"
"I guess you're right... How about Haruka's car?"
"Haruka and Michiru are already at the ball."
"Drat!" ChibiKushami was getting discouraged.
"How about I turn Luna P into a carriage and we take that?" Pluto proposed.
"Okay! And we can get Luna and Artemis to pull it!"
"How did I get roped into this?" Artemis complained.
And so, Sailor Pluto and ChibiKushami set off for Prince Endymion's ball. When they arrived, they saw all of their friends: Haruka and Michiru, Minako and Motoki, Rei and Yuuichirou, Makoto and her old sempai. Prince Endymion, to be polite, came over and danced with ChibiKushami, who fell instantly in love with him.
"Small Lady, we must be gone before midnight, because that is your curfew," Pluto warned.
"Okay, okay," replied ChibiKushami. She was having fun dancing.
At the stroke of midnight, Pluto came over and whisked the very pink girl away. In the rush, one of her little slippers fell off and lay on the stairs.
The next day, Prince Endymion wandered around in a drunken stupor and tripped over the little slipper. Rubbing his head, the prince studied it. "Hey, this could belong to some gorgeous babe! I better go find her! She'll be so greatful to me for returning her shoe!"
And so, the lecherous prince went off in search of the maid who fit the slipper. He searched long and hard for about five minutes before arriving at Usagi's house.
"That's my slipper!" Usagi exclaimed. "Really... It is..." She tried to shove her fat foot into the tiny slipper, but to no avail. The shoe would not fit.
"Better luck next time," Prince Endymion said and was about to leave when ChibiKushami ran in.
"Let me try! Let me try! It's my shoe!" The very pink girl launched herself into the prince's arm and slipped her foot easily into the slipper. "See? I told you so! Stupid Usagi!" She stuck her tongue out at her mother.
"Uh...." began Endymion. "You're awfully young... Too young for me! I'm not a pedophile or anything. So I guess I'll just be on my-- Hello!"
Prince Endymion had just noticed Sailor Pluto standing behind ChibiKushami. She smiled sweetly at him.
"Hey, are you busy tonight?" the prince asked Pluto.
"I don't think so," she answered.
"Then let's say we go to my place and... discuss poetry."
"I would like that very much."
And so Pluto and Endymion went off together, much to the fury of both Usagi and ChibiKushami. But that's okay because, as everyone knows, Sailor Pluto and Prince Endymion are a much better couple.
The End