THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY                 OR ASK THE SEISHI

Did you know that Seishi and Miko get mad? Right! The following are things you should never say to them. Unless of course you WANT them to fry you up! If you have any other suggestions, please e-mail me and tell me about it! Arigatou ne!

Tamahome: - Tamahome, is your name really Obake-chan?
                  -So Yuiren's dead...so what?
                  -Can I have 5 bucks?
                  -You're just a character from a book!
                  -What's wrong? Is it because Nakago beat you?

Miaka:  - Look over there! It's food!
            - One could almost mistake you for a man....
            - Sorry this restaurant is permanently closed
            -Sorry we've gone bankrupt (because of you)

Hotohori: -That's okay, I'll have fun FOR you!     
               -I'll have enough fun for the both of us!
               -What's wrong? Are you bored?
               -Do you have a girlfriend YET?
            
Chichiri: -It was all your fault anyway!
             -Look! It's the one-eyed alien!
             -Personally, I think Hikou was much better than you
             -YOU'RE cute? No, I don't think so...

Mitsukake:  -The person died because of you.
                  -Too bad, you couldn't save them. In the next life they                             won't be too happy...
                 -What kind of a doctor are you???
                -You should have come earlier.             

Chiriko: -GEEK! GEEK! GEEK!
            -Sure you stay here dying. We'll leave you be.
            - Nerd! Book worm!
            -Wow! You know your ABC's???  
            -So let me guess, ...your mother's proud of you

Tasuki: -Look! It's Nakago doing a strip!
            -What kind of a man are you??
            -Listen fang-boy
            -So show me your backstroke
            -For a man, you don't got no guts at all. Three year olds swim                 better than you
           -Oh yeah, I forgot...your a HAMMER!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!

Nuriko: -Looks like you weren't strong enough
            -You're GAY
            -Youknow, I always thought that you never did make a good                   enough Kourin
            -I always hoped the day for your death would actually come.
                      

OR MAYBE BOXED OUT...

YOU MIGHT GET BURNED...

OR GET PERSONALLY EXECUTED BY HIS MAJESTY (AGAIN)...

OR MAYBE YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE WITH HIS MAJESTY...

OR GET YOUR BUTT SPELL WHIPPED BY THE ONE TRUE MAGICIAN...