- I don't like food
- Tamahome? He's a jerk! I should have gone for Hotohori!
- Forget Yui, she's a B*$#$$ (which I personally think is true!!!)
- Nakago and I are going on a date today, we'll be back around 7:00
- I could care less about exams
-I'm on a diet, sorry!
Tamahome- It's okay, I'll do it for free!
- (To: Suboshi)It's alright, I forgive you for killing my siblings.
- Yuiren, I'm never coming back, okay?
- Miaka, I want you to go back to your world and never come back.
- On second thought, Yui is pretty hot... (Thanks K-chan!)
- FAMILY?! I'm a grown man! Who needs family? (K-chan)
-I hate Miaka
- (Miaka is drenched in water) I guess the witch didn't melt.
- In love with Miaka? No, I just want the ring.
-Na, who needs money? As long as I'm with Yui, I'm happy!
Hotohori- Yay! Paper work!
- The miko? Who gives a shit?
- Look! It's my twin, Taiitsukun!
- Ugliness? That's okay with me!
-Carry on with the war.
-I'm so ugly! And I'm happy to be it!
- Miaka? Ew. I'm all about Nuriko now (K-chan)
-Is that....*leans closer to the mirror* ....a zit??? (K-chan)
Nuriko- Yes! Kourin's dead! now I can have her share of the allowance!
- I hate crossdressing!
- Ashitare and I are going to the movies
- Ashitare and I are getting married!
- Forget Hotohori, I'm all for Nakago!
- What was I THINKING when I was in love with Hotohori???!!!
Tasuki- I like girls.
- Freckles would've fit my figure perfectly instead of these fangs.
- Let's go swimming!
- Guess what guys? I have a girlfriend!
- Sorry guys, can't help find the shinzahou we haven't got a chance
- For once, I am going to think before I say anything
- You guys!! You should study!! (like me!)
- Did you know that stealing is bad???
-IIIEEEE! I don't want any more sake...it tastes bad!!!
Mitsukake- Who cares about that sick person?
- Call me tomorrow; the schedule's busy
- You don't understand, I love Miaka not Shoka
- The only reason why I use my power is to show off *DUH*
- Oh well, he's dead, these things happen all the time.
- What??? So he's dying, whaddaya want me to do about it??
- (to Chiriko) Well, if you insist on me leaving you, I will.
- The past is the past. Forget about it (K-chan)
Chichiri- I'm sick of being happy
- Ha, ha , ha!
- No more No Da's!
- Go ahead, kill each other, I don't mind
- Why do I always have to be the one who advises?
- I always wondered how my hair defies the law of gravity too...
-Well see if I care!
- From now on, I'm ending my sentences with F$%^# You!!!
- Would you F$%# Nyan Nyan leave me alone? I'm tired of all of you hanging all over me like I'm some sort of pillow!
Chiriko- I hate studying.
- Miboshi and I are the best of friends
- I don't understand
- I'm thirteen! I'm not a child anymore!
-I could pass for a girl too you know!
- The stars say the seishi are in trouble...ah, who cares. I want ice cream
- To tell you the truth, I don't know. O.o
Yui - Miaka, I forgive you for not coming to my rescue
- Isn't our emperor hot?
- TAMAHOME? Who cares about him? Let's go somewhere private okay Suboshi? (K-chan)
Ashitare - I want my Kibbles 'n' bits! (K-chan)
- I want to go back to the circus
- I'm a freak
Soi - Actually, I was planning to become a nun... (K-chan)
- Eto...I'm not feeling right tonight Nakago...maybe some other time?
- I've decided to quit being a slut!
Nakago - Can't we all just....get along? (K-chan)
- I'm just a happy man
- Let's dance!
- Let's work together!
- Wow. I didn't plan that one. O.O (K-chan)
- LA LA LA LA! Twee dee dee lee! I love you!
Suboshi - You know, if I really had a choice about Tamahome's siblings, I'd say they were cute and I wouldn't have killed them.
- No Nakago
- Who needs brothers anyway?
Miboshi - Poor Kid
- I've tried hair transplants but they don't work!
- Forget the rattle! I want a pacifier!
- I forgot.
Amiboshi - Suboshi, go rot in hell
- Hey hey! I'm gay!
- Okay okay, I know, I'm a wimp
- Yui-sama, don't go for Suboshi, go for me!
- A war is on! Let's join!