Condoms
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started
producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and
companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms Just do It
Toyota Condoms Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms Finger Licking Good
M&Ms Condoms Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms Once you pop, you can't stop.
OzEmail Condoms We Give You More
Intel Condoms Intel inside
BMW Condoms Pure Driving Pleasure
Australian Open Condoms Double the Action
Labor Party Condoms It's Time!
Energiser Condoms Oi Oi Oi!
Hyundai Condoms All Day, Every Day
Tip Top Condoms Good onya Mum!(available in Tasmania only)
Panasonic Condoms Even More than You Expected
Swan Lager Condoms They said you'd never make it......
Vegemite Condoms Puts a rose in every cheek (target gay market)
Levi Condoms Do You fit The Legend?
Nescafe Condoms It brings you together
XXXX Condoms I can feel a XXXX coming on.......
The following brands would probably not sell very well....
Dunlop Condoms Stick with Dunlop
Mitsubishi Condoms Please Consider
AFL Condoms I'd Like to See That
Samboy Condoms The flavour really hits you
TAC Condoms Speed Kills
Nobby's Condoms Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Ericsson Condoms Smaller
Bolle Condoms Put 'em on your face
TAG HEUER Condoms Don't Crack Under Pressure.
CALVIN KLEIN Condoms Obsession for Men, Eternity for Women...
Red Rooster Condoms The Chicken is Ready!
Weet Bix Condoms Aussie Kids........
SUB ZERO Condoms Sub merge...
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