Gorilla Proposition
A Sydney Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very
horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park management noticed Ed, a part
time intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed had little
sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY
species. So,the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed
was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with
the gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The parkadministration
quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up
with the $500."
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