The Emperor Knows Best

Jo:This time, I'll spare you Hotohori's endless melodrama...

Hotohori: Did I hear my name?

Jo: NOOO!! I SENT YOU HOME WITH M!!!

Hoto: If you're going to be rude, I shall just have to leave.

Jo: Good! No one asked you to come!

Hoto: *matter-of-factly* I know you want me around...Don't be afraid to admit it... you want me. You've always wanted me...

Jo:*makes a strangled eeeeeping sound* Nakago.. save me...

Nakago:*He appears in a flash of bright blue chi, and glowers at Hotohori* Don't make me kill you again.

Jo: Nakkie! Don't be THAT mean!

Hoto:*looking affronted*

Nakago: *puts a possesive arm around Jo* You have a woman, Hotohori. Go to her. Now.

Hoto: *he gathers his dignity about him* I don't have to take this. I'm going home. *flounces out*

  1. What should be "his" song? (enclose lyrics, it can't be from any of the character CD's)
    I'm too sexy for my Konan, Too sexy for Konan, China, and Japan... I'm too sexy for the seishi, too sexy for the seishi- poor, poor seishi. I'm the Emperor, you know what I mean, and I shake my little tousche in the throne room. In the throne room, in the throne room, I shake my sexy tousche in the throne room.
    He's so lucky, he's a star, but he cries, cries, cries with a lonely heart, thinking, "If there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?"

  2. Was his Bandit Groupie drunk, or merely victim of Excellent Taste?
    Excellent taste.

  3. What scene involving him made you cry, if any?
    His death. Of course.

  4. If he were one of the Village People, which would he be?
    Sailor? It's hard to tell...

  5. Whom would you love to see him casually disembowell?
    Miaka.
    Miboshi.
    Tomo

  6. Does he have an innie or outie belly button?
    Innie. He's too dignified for anything else.

  7. What kind of pajamas would he wear?
    Silk boxers.

  8. Why was he stooping to a level where he was throwing himself at Miaka???
    Temporary insanity?

  9. On a scale of 1-10, how adorable was he in the manga teddy-bear picture?
    Perfect ten.

  10. If he lived in modern times, what would be his career?
    Ancient and decorative royal family member.
    Hard-core politician.


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