Life in Sunny Singapore
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   In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most 
people have already gotten used to the Pay And Pay (PAP) life, not only
pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB). If that is not enough, somebody still
Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the
Money Only Environment. (MOE) With the current Mad Accounting System 
(MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which makes some people to
Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and live on Loan Techniques Always. (LTA)
When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF)
fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on
time.  If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet the doctors who Never Use
Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope
(SGH). When that happens, Call Home, you deserve a better place to
recuperate. To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On
Expressway (COE). If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), 
can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road.  If you don't own a
car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to the Train (MRT) and get 
squashed Side By Side. (SBS)