YoU kNoW yOuR aSiAn iF(150 ReAsOnS)... 
1.Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
2.your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones
with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
3.Your dad is some sort of engineer.
4.Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you
were 12 when you were really 15.
5.You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later
they're still lecturing.
6.You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
7.Everyone thinks you're "CHINESE" no matter what part of Asia your
ancestors were from.
8.Everyone thinks you know kungfu, karate or some other sort of Martial Arts.
9.You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
10.Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
11.You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly
Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or
library.
12.Your parents always say, "Don't forget your heritage."
13.You drive mostly Japanese cars.
14.You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
15.You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
16.You know what bok choy is.
17.Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and
closet doors.
18.Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian
languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc..
19.People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to
translate.
20.Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
21.Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the
street in any give area as long as they are Asian.
22.An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?
Well then, is it your sister?".
23.Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both.
24.Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!".
25.Everyone thinks you're good at math.
26.You like $1.75 movies.
27.You like $1.50 movies even more.
28.Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with
fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in
great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular
lime green.
29.Your parents insist you marry within your race.
30.your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say,
"Eat it anyway; it's still good." 
31.Your parents have never kissed you.
32.Your parents have never kissed each other.
33.You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and
Uncle."
34.You have 12+ aunts and uncles.
35.You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.
36.At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for
your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
37.You own a cellular phone/pager decorated with stickers and little cute
anime figures.
38.You have no eyelashes 
39.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
40.you have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and strange smelling, unkown
substances in your pantry for use in medicine
41.The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick
glasses.
42.Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
43.You have more than 5 remote controls in your TV room.
44.Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
45.The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet,
the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
46.You have those plastic walkways covering your hallway and other heavy
foot traffic areas.
47.Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang) 
48.You own a rice cooker or two.
49.Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
50.You leave the plastic on your lampshade for 10 years or more.
51.You eat family dinners with the TV on.
52.You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
53.You can't bear to throw away things.
54.Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to
school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how
much they still appreciated going.
55.Your dad washes his hair 4 times a year.
56.Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can
"grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
57.You go to yard sales often.
58.You think 5'6" is tall.
59.You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
60.If you lose a dollar, you dwell upon it for more then 5 mintues.
61.Your parents own a restaurant or grocery store.
62.Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
63.You love to use coupons.
64.You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
65.You add twice the recommended amount of water when making orange
juice from concentrate.
66.You'll squeeze a toothpaste tube down to paper thin.
67.You take showers at night.
68.You'll drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
69.You'll learn about sex from someone other then your parents.
70.You'll be convinced your parents had sex as many times as required to
produce you and your siblings.
71.Your grandmother lives with you and your family.
72.You tip 15% or less.
73.You refuse to use the valet.
74.You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
75.You want your dollar back from the friend who borrowed it right away.
76.You have a great love for cameras.
77.Sanrio means a lot to you if you are female.
78.Your fridge has some sort of weird kim-chee(or other asian food) smell to
it.
79.Your parents don't want you to move out when you turn 18.
80.Your parents want to live with you when they are old.
81.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
82.You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
83.You love to play Mahjong.
84.You have to make phone calls for your parents to english speakers.
85.You are constantly being set up with uninteresting people by your
parents. hear about how great so-and-so's son or daughter is.
86.Your parents wish you would give 30% of your income to them.
87.Your childhood is filled with painful memories of the long feather
duster or cloth hanger.
88.You talk at the top of your voice at all occasions.
89.You use credit cards and pay monthly bills in full.
90.You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
91.You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine,
finance or computer science.
92.You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
93.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
94.Your freezer has frozen foods dating back from 1990.
95.You beat eggs with chopsticks.
96.You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
97.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
98.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
99.You boil water before drinking.
100.You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
101.You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
102.You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
103.You don't dry clean clothes, even if they need to be dry cleaned.
104.You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
105.When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
106.When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
107.When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding
the dance floor trying to look cool.
108.Your house/apt. is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
109.You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.
110.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
111.You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
112.You've joined a CD club at least once.
113.You're head stays low when near an upperclassmen.
114.Your mother's friend is cooking hot dogs for the family and says to you,
"Here 10 dolla, go get some south-crop!" Then it takes you ten minutes to
figure out she meant saurkraut. 
115.The bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last
night's dinner. 
116.You have perfect attendance from grades K through 12. 
117.You go to any fastfood restaurant and your mother tells you to make sure
nobody is watching so she can stuff extra napkins, ketchup packets, plastic
forks, etc. into her bag. 
118.You have a stack of bright yellow Wendy's napkins on your dining room
table. 
119.It is the peak of the winter season especially at night, you want to turn
on the heater but your father says, "No, just wear more clothes." to save
electricity. 
120.You go to K-Mart and Caldor regularly. 
121.You are wearing clothes from the 1970's passed down from your uncles. 
122.Your mother tells you to tuck in your shirt all the time.
123.You are with your male/female friend and give them a friendly hug goodbye,
and your mother witnesses it and starts flipping out like you just lost your
virginity or something.
124.Your grandfather takes your pet bird out of the cage then starts plucking
out it's feathers one by one. Then you are wondering what he is doing to it
and later you realize he is going to feast on it with his old friends because
bird organs were a cuisine back in the war days and were rich in protein. 
125.Your father and uncle are wearing scrawny little white fruit-of-a-loom
tank tops and start doing these odd looking back, hip, and neck exercises in
public. 
126.There is some form of ginseng in your house.
127.there are asian newspapers on the dining room table with nailclippings on
it.
128.You have one of those one foot high dinner tables you sit on the floor
with 
129.You have a straw mat 
130.You have any type of electrical massager 
131.Your parents have one of those car seat covers made out of those wooden
acupuncture beads.
132.Your mother pokes a hole in your finger with a needle when you are sick.
133.Your parents beat the crap out of you. 
134.Your parents are sexist. 
135.You go to your non-asian girl's house for dinner and her parents love you
and kiss up to you just for the fact that you are Asian thinking you are a
straight A student on your way to the Ivy Leagues even though you are not that
smart.
136.You tell your mother that you are going to a church youth meeting when you
are really going out to hang out with your friends.
137.Your mother wants you home by midnight during prom night. 
138.Your elders spontaneously fart out of nowhere while you're talking to them-
but it's perfectly polite.
139.Fit 9 people in a car, when the limit is 5.
140.You love designer labels.
141.You grandfather wants to kill you dog and eat it.
142.You dye your hair...reddish brown for best results (but then again, blonde
turns out to be reddish-brown anyway).
143.Your cousin visits from Asia and all she does is sit home and does
origami all day.
144.Your parents think that talking for 5 minutes on the phone is a long time.
145.You have a homepage.
146.Your parents won’t let you miss out on a day of school, no matter how sick
you are.
147.There must be a stringy, Oriental-looking ornament dangling from the
mirror of your souped-up car. 
148.There’s stuffed toys and cute characters on little springs in your car.
149.You are speaking to a girl/guy on the phone and your mother is
eavesdropping on the other line.
150.You agree with most of the stuff in this list.

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