The Sun, Dawn and Winter
by Helios and Aurora

Konbanwa! It's me, the great fire twin her/himself! Helios and Aurora! Here's part two of "A Schoolday Fantasy" ...

Actually this is the second time I'm making this...I lost the first one due to a really really bad diskette...

As usual all those disclaimers and such. I< Hiei> own, more or less, Helios, the teacher< a Lord of Makai> and the School (St. Scholastica's College) belongs to the school< duh>, and Winter< Korine/Kurama> belongs to herself. And Bridge < Karasu>, Marianne< Koenma>, Joyce< Botan>, Katrina < Yuusuke/Sniper>, Mikee< Yukina> and Alpha< Kuwabara> belong to themselves. (As you can see, we're trying to have our own Reikai Tantei at school. We haven't much luck with finding a Shizuru and Keiko though. At least we have our Biology teacher as Genkai... ^_~> Everything else belongs to Yoshihito Togashi-sama.

Koenma : < continuing his long lecture which I dutifully skipped ^_^>...and so the only way we could open another portal is if our spiritual counterparts in this dimension open it, we can't do anything in this dimension without them! < whacks Yuusuke and Kuwabara who were snoring already, standing up>Oi! we need to find them!!

Yuusuke : < awakens> hunh? Okay let's go < starts to walk in a general direction>

Hiei :Baka.

Yuusuke : < shakes head> OI, if we are to find these counterparts of ours, how are we supposed to know who they are?

Koenma : < shrug> Their Ki would be totally exactly like yours, and maybe they look or act a little like you...

Kurama : < Turns to Koenma> You mean we might have to get from Here < points downwards> all the way back to the Japan of this dimension?

Koenma : < sheepish smile> Sort of

Kurama :< rolls eyes up heavenward> Inari-sama, what did i do wrong?

Yukina : < looks around> Kurama-san, how far is the Philippines from Japan?

Hiei : < looks Kurama over> Judging from his reaction...< pause> a very long way < looks back at the building> Odd.

Koenma : < looks at Hiei> what is?

Hiei : < frown> I could have sworn I felt Kurama's Ki from in that building....< his Jagan roves around>

Kurama :< straightens up and hands Hiei his bandanna> Oi, keep this thing on < Hiei glares at him> it'll attract attention...

Koenma : < nods in assent> Yes, they're in there, all of them < smile> I can't believe our good luck, all of our Spiritual counterparts are there...< frown> wonder why they're all concentrated in one place....

Kurama :< looks at something on the wall> Maybe they're students in a Catholic school...

Koenma :< surprised> Oi! How'd you know that?

< Kurama doesn't say anything. Instead, points out silver letters drilled into the side of the building, "St Scholastica's College">

Koenma : < sweatdrop> Oh.

< inside the aforementioned building...it is Algebra>

Korine : < scribble on math notebook> Okay...if x is equal to the...uhm..Oi Helios what's the...< sweatdrops as she notices a very much asleep Helios> Uhm, Oi, Helios-san? Hiei-san?

Helios : < asleep> zzzzzzzzzzz.......

Korine :< sigh> Alpha....< more and more sweatdrops appear as she sees that Mikee, Alpha and Katrina have succumbed to sleep> Uhm...hello?

Marianne : < smile> What did you expect? here, I'll show you < looks at the pile of scratchpapers that have dominated her desk, sweatdrop forming>if i can find my notebook < wades in>

Korine : < sweatdrop> Sure you can find it Koenma-sama?

Marianne : < muffled> I'll try...< wade>

Joyce :< sigh> Here There. Better?

Korine : < looks around and estimates that officially 50% of the class is asleep,45% half-asleep and about 5% awake.> Why am I the only one listening?

Helios : < muffled> Dhatscaysehuyrhaware..

Korine : < curious> Nani?

Helios : < louder> That's coz your our Kurama dummy! < get's hit by the thick Math Text book. thrown by Korine>OOOOW! Kitsune no baka!

Korine : Hn.

Helios : < pouts> *my* line.

< outside>

Yuusuke :< scratch> How are we supposed to get in?

Kuwabara :< points towards the gate> Thataway. < everybody else falls in mock death>

Hiei :< picks himself up> Baka.< shrugs> Actually, he has a point. It's a girls school.

Kurama :< nods>Yeah, someone's got to go in and pretend to be a student and get them out of there.

< the gaze falls on Yukina, drifts over Botan, lingers, then settles on...>

Kurama : < panicked> OI! NOH WHAY!!

Koenma : < waves hands> okay okay...< thoughtful look crosses his face> But still it has merit..< quits when he sees Kurama ruffling in his hair threateningly> Okay, OKAY!! it was a BAD IDEA!! < mumbles> Jeash, Temperamental aren't we?

Kurama : < rolls eyes> whatever...< looks around>Maybe we could ask there...< points to a nearby cafe>

< Dismissal time and Helios is barreling down the street into the cafe>

Helios : < mumbling> Damn ningen teachers.... < stops in front of the cafe> Time for my internet habit...< grin>

< inside the cafe, in front of a computer>

Kurama : < staring at the screen with a blank expression on his face> we're...anime characters....< twitch>

Yuusuke : < laughing> Lookit that! < point at a picture of Keiko> It's Keiko!

Koenma : < wrinkles nose as he looks at his picture> Do I really look like that?

Botan : < smile> Yeah!

Hiei : < scowl> This is disgusting...< frowns at his image> I *DO NOT* look like that...

Kurama : < smile>Yes you do....< looks at a group picture> oi, look at this one...

Yukina :< looks at it> Am I like that? < points at her image>

Kuwabara :< laughs at his image> Look at that! I look even taller than the shrimp!

Hiei : < growls> One side, carrot-top!

Yukina : < holds Hiei's Katana arm down> Yamatte Hiei-san. < smile> You look nice in the drawing

Hiei : Hn. < blush>

Kuwabara : < furious> You outta say thank you for that comment, Hiei! Yukina...

Koenma : < stands straight> OI, wait < points behind them> I just felt Hiei's spiritual counterpart behind us.

Kurama : < smile> I can't wait to see who it is...

< they turn tight in time to see Helios step in and wave Hello to the owners of the place>

Helios : < smile> OI! Gotta terminal for me? < settles in>

Kurama : < sweatdrop> That's *her*? < looks her up and down, 5'4, Messy black hair and glasses> Are you sure, that's Hiei's?

Koenma : < staring too> You can feel her dark Ki can't you? She's definitely a fire demon...

Helios : < sees them staring> Yeah? < when noone answers> Jeez! What's wrong with you? < Sits in front of a terminal>Males.....

Yuusuke :< nods>Definitely Hiei's counterpart

Kuwabara :< wrinkles nose>Definitely bratty, like Hiei..

Hiei : < katana almost out> Take that back you....

Korine : < enters> HIEI-MARU! < stomps in> You promised you'd wait!

Helios : < gets out of the table she ducked into when Korine entered> Jeezuz Kurama! you'll be the death of me!!! Don't jump on me and don't call me Hiei-maru!

Korine : < hands on hips> Why not?

Helios : < eyes roll heavenward> Why did I have to get stuck with an ice demon?

Kurama : < facefaults and has a bigger sweatdrop> Ku..Ku..Kurama? < Looks at Korine, 4'11, dark brown hair and great scowl on her face, directed on Helios>She's *my* counterpart?

Yuusuke : < rolls on floor laughing> Hahahahaha! < wipes tear from eye> Jeez, Kurama you should've seen your expression....

Koenma : < hold hands up for silence> Hsh. I wanna hear what they're talking about..

Helios : < frown> Couldn't you get here by yourself kitsune? < Kurama jolts up at this point>

Korine : < arms crossed> You still promised to take me here... 

Helios : < frowns deeper> Hn, Kitsune no baka...< Hiei snorts>

Korine : < raises a mallet...(author's note: where'd *she* get that?)> take that back! < Yuusuke gets a flashback of Keiko and winces>

Helios : < sticks tongue out> Make me. < Kurama and Hiei exchange glances>

Korine: < smile>Willingly....< the guys start wincing, anticipating for the blow>

< Before the mallet reaches Helios' head to do any damage, some people come in>

Marianne : < grabs Korine's hand> Yamatte Kurama!

Mikee : < looks over to Helios> Are you okay Hiei?

Helios : < smile> I'm fine Yukina-san < Yukina, Kuwabara and Hiei jolt at this> who's with you?

Katrina : < jumps in> Oi! Got new pics?

Alpha :< laughs real loud>Maybe the ones in which they're showing off their buff bods!!!

Korine :< hefts mallet at Alpha and Katrina> Take that back you hentai! Kuwabara no baka! < Hiei chuckles evilly at this point and Kuwabara throws him a nasty glare> Same to you Yuusuke! < Hiei's chuckles get louder and now is the subject of *two* nasty glares>

Marianne : < rolls eyes and brings out a lollipop thingy that looks awfully like a pacifier> Quit playing like children!< shoves it in>

Helios :< smirks> Look at who's callin' us kids < stick tongue out at Marianne> Koenma-sama.. < Koenma Jerks up> G-R-O-W U-P < Botan giggles>

Joyce : < swats Helios> Hiei!

Helios : < rolls eyes> Gimme a break Botan, she had it coming... < Korine goes back to the group, holding a tray filled with bowls of.....>

Helios : < Jumps up> SWEET SNOW!!

Korine : < smiles as she give the rest out>I knew this would calm you down...

Kurama : < smiles> So, even their Hiei likes ice cream...< looks at Hiei> Want some?

Hiei : < scowl> Go away Kitsune..

Korine : < looks at a new arrival> KARASU!! < runs to Bridge>

Kurama :< jumps up and looks ready to bolt> WHAT! < gets pushed down by Hiei>

Helios : < looks at Bridge> OI, Karasu, sit down what's up?

Bridge : < smile> nothing much..< gets a bowl>

Korine : < smile> Oi Karasu, how'd you know I was here?

Bridge : < puts hand melodramatically on forehead> I sensed you!!! < Helios sputters and laughs> Ok, okay, I saw you coming out and followed..< smile and a shrug> no big deal.

Kurama : < disbelief in his voice> Karasu's their friend? < tries to sense Bridge> Howza! She *is* Karasu's spiritual counterpart....

Koenma : < nods> Seems as if the Reikai Tantei is automatically attracted to each other.. very interesting....< nods toward the group's table> Shall we introduce ourselves?

< they make their way to the table when suddenly...>

Helios :< looks at newcomer!> Ms. Sumang! < smile> How are you miss?

Ms. Sumang :< smiles> just passing by..< buys somthing at the counter> Bye!

Korine : < whisphers to Helios> I can't still believe she's our Genkai...

Katrina :< whimper> she is believe me, she is!

< The real Reikai Tantei approach the table>

Helios :< looks up and frowns> Yeah? Whatcha' want?

Korine :< swats Helios> Be civil! < smiles> Hello, can we help you?

Koenma :< looks around> I Hope so...

>>So they have met, but will the girls believe the Reikai Tantei? If so how will they be able to get back? Stay tuned...<<

Helios : < settles back on the chair> finally...< grabs the nearby bowl of ice cream> What you do think Kori-san?

Korine :Nice...< frowns> Did you have to make them suggest Kurama put on our school uniform?

Helios :< shrug> I think he would look nice in our uniform. Ne? < looks up> Uhm..Korine..put the mallet down...

Korine :< evil grin> Happily..< BONK!!>

OOW! That's the last time I get Kori-san near a mallet...< Korine : I heard that!>

*ehem* Okay, so this is dragging along...kick me....I have to study too. Most of the instances here are real. Most, not all...oh well...by the way Bridge, our 'Karasu' is Korine-san's bestfriend. Wow! eh? I put her in like that coz I wanted to scare Kurama's Pants off.....Now that's a nice mental picture....^o^

< get's hit on the head by another Math textbook>

Helios : Oi! Korine! That's too much!

Korine :< hefts the school's standard History book which is much, much more thicker> Then stop torturing Kurama!

Helios :< evil grin> Can't help it...Bishonen look cuter when they're being tortured...

Korine: ARRRRRRGH!!!!!< theatens Helios with the book>

Helios : EEEEEP!! < scrambles off>

Korine : Send all your suggestions, comments and other stuff to Hieisan@scifianime.com

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