A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot off. How did this happen?, the doctor asked. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the Blonde replied. Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger? No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these. Then I put it in my mouth and thought, I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. Then I put the gun in my ear, and thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.