There was a little Sperm named Herm. Everyday for hours Herm the Sperm would always work hard on excercising and running track.

One of his fellow sperm friends say to him "Y do u always work so hard on excercising and running track?"

Herm replies to his fellow sperm saying "I work hard cause one day when the time comes and the green light goes, I want to be the first one to reach the ovary egg before all the millions of our fellow friends."

The day has come and Herm the Sperm along with millions of his fellow sperm friends all line up to the red/green light. As the light hits green, ZOOM! Herm the Sperm is gone in a blink of an eye. All the fellow sperm says "ah god damn and fuck it!". Just as they were all about to give up and walk back, they see Herm running back.

Herm says "Everybody go back, itz a false alarm, it's just a blowjob".