My Sense of Direction by Ryoga Hibiki
sung to the tune of "The Rainbow Connection" of "Muppet" fame

This song is too cute! I first saw it in Animerica Vol.5, No. 10. It was sung by Lee 'Lost Boy' Thompson at Project A-Kon 8. There was a funny little story that went with his experience singing it as he cosplayed as Ryouga. Enjoy!

Why are there so many damned intersections?

And which leads to where I am bound?

I'm just a warrior, and often a traveller

Who's lost long before he's found.

I'm in a city. . . I think it's called Moscow,

And no one here speaks Japanese.

Someday I'll find it, my sense of direction,

If I can just get out of Tennessee!

Some folks use compasses, and some folks use landmarks,

While others just go by the stars.

I have tried all of that, and none of it works right!

I ended up in El-Hazard.

How I wound up in another dimension. . .

Well, if you have a clue, please tell me!

Someday I'll find it, my sense of direction

If I could just get out of Tripoli!

Why am I going through Hell?

You probably all think it's tragic. . .

Have you been running blind? And have you heard voices?

I've heard them calling my name.

It's not the pround sound that comes to young warriors,

It's a taunt that pokes fun and brings shame:

They call out, "You moron! This here is Shikoku!"

"What's the matter? Don't you have a brain?!!"

But someday I'll find it! My sense of direction!

If I could just ge-*SPLASH* (Ranma interjects with handy bucket)

Bwee bw-bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee,

Bwee bwee bw-bwee bwee bwee bwee bweeeee!

If you have any comments, send them here! I'm sue the 'Lost Boy' would like them!

I wanna see more lyrics!