The Pie Chart Song
This is the song that is my bane. This is the work of the Lord of Darkness. Not too uncommon, seeing as I am in Hell. . .

Fruit pie, apple pie, banana pie, merangue pie
First ya got pie, and then you got a pie chart
Yes that's right, and itty bitty pie chart
Made from a picture of a shaved apes arms!

Kill the dark one!