The Pokémon Talk Show!

Cast:
Host: Rachel
Brock Slate
Misty Waterflower
Ash Ketchum
-Backstage crew

-Other day-to-day special guests!!! Now, onn with the show!!

*Note: The solid line ---------------------- indicates that the cameras are off and that there is action going on or off camera. They maybe or may not be shown to the public eye, but there are times it does. Enjoy!*

DAY 1-
“I’m In Love With My Trainer”

Cast:
Rachel : Host
Ash
Misty
Chikorita

:: Audience cheers and applauds::

Rachel::holding a mike and index cards with Pokéball on back::
Konnichiwa! Welcome to my show! I’m your host, Rachel. Today our show’s topic is “I’m In Love With My Trainer” which happens to do with a Pokémon and it’s trainer. Here today, we have Ash and his Chikorita.

:: Audience cheers::
:: Ash and Chikorita are sitting in chairs::

Rachel:: walks over and sits in own chair:: Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town is training and studying hard to be a Pokémon master, am I right?

Ash: Yes, I am. I’m going to be the world’s best pokémon trainer!

Rachel: Along with your pack of Pokémon, it shouldn’t be that hard!

Ash::narrows eyes at Chikorita:: Not as easy as it looks.... Some things kinda get in the way!

Chikorita: Chika! Chikorita! ( I’m not in the way!)

Rachel: Please, tell us what happened....calmly...

Ash: I guess it all started when I met Chikorita and taught her not to be so stubborn. I guess she wanted to come with me after that. Whenever I used her in a battle, she embarrassed me by kissing and jumping all over me!! I lost a ton of matches because of that!

Rachel: Did you do anything to try to fix your problem?

Ash: We all went to a psychiatrist for help when she was jealous of Pikachu. That helped for a while, but the hugging and kissing never stopped! ::shudders::

Chikorita: Chika! Chika-chi-ka! ( I just wanted you to know how I feel about you!)

Ash: Chikorita, I told you! I already have a girlfriend! Plus you’re a-

Chikorita: Chika!! ( I don’t care!)

Rachel: Alright. Enough yelling. Ash, we know you have a girlfriend, but Chikorita doesn’t care! Would you mind telling us about her?

Ash: Sure! I’ve known her for a long time. And she’s one of my best friends! Even though we fight a lot, we still care about each other.

Rachel: Alright! Ladies and gents! Please welcome, Misty!

::Misty enters with Pikachu from backstage and sits in chair next to Ash::

Rachel: Welcome to the show, Misty. Pikachu.

Misty: It’s great to be here!

Pikachu: Pika!

Chikorita growls and stares evilly at Misty.

Rachel: Clam down, Chikorita. So, Misty. How long have you known Ash? Please tell the audience...

Misty: Uh... I guess since the day he started his Pokémon training.
::whispers:: Rachel, don’t you know this already?

Rachel::whispers back:: Yeah... but the audience doesn’t, so bear with me!
That’s why I said Tell the audience - ::normal:: Okay! Heh heh.... uh.. We’ll be right back after this short break..!
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Rachel: Welcome back! This is my show. I’m your host, Rachel. If you’re just tuning in, today’s topic is “I’m In Love With My Trainer.” Ash Ketchum’s Chikorita has a huge crush on him, but he has girlfriend,Misty. Has it really been this hard since day one?

Ash: Not with Chikorita. I didn’t have her then. Pikachu yes, because he was also stubborn.

Pikachu: Pika...

Rachel: Sounds like you have a knack for this stubbornness.

Misty: Yeah, he even helped me... I used to be a bad tempered tomboy... But not anymore...

Ash takes her hand and smiles.
Chikorita vine whips their hands.

Ash: Hey! Chikorita, what was that for?!

Rachel/Misty: Yeah! What’s the big idea?!

Chikorita::stands on chair:: Chikorita! Chika Chika! Chikori.... ( If this is how it’s going to be, then I’ll fight for him!) ::jumps down to floor in front of Misty:: Chika! ( I want to battle!)

All: Huh?!

Chikorita: Chika! Chika! ( That’s right! You!)

Misty: Alright.... If it’s a battle you want, a battle you shall get...!

Rachel::hangs head:: Oh no... not another battle... ::sighs with little cloud::
Oh well... ::looks up, into microphone:: You know, you really don’t have to have a battle...!

::Audience boo’s::

Rachel::has sweatdrop and bloodvessel, narrows eyes:: Fine...
::sighs:: What I do for ratings.. and the viewers.....

::Audience cheers::

Misty and Chikorita were on the stage in battle positions.
Ash took a seat in the audience.

Rachel: Alright... This battle’s between Misty and Chikorita. No time limit.
Misty, call out your Pokémon. ::thinks:: I know she only has water Pokémon...! And Chikorita’s a.... I hope she thinks of something.

Misty::grabs Pokéball:: This’ll come as a surprise to all of you! Pokéball,go!

The Pokéball opens in the middle of the stage.
Togetic pops out.

Togetic: Togetic!

Chikorita: Chika...

Rachel: Let the battle begin!

Misty: Togetic, headbutt!

Chikorita: Chika! ::uses vinewhip::

Togetic dodges the vinewhip and hits Chikorita.

Chikorita::weakly:: Chikori... Chikorita! ( I will not give up! For Ash!)
::quickly tackles Togetic::

Misty: Oh, no! Togetic! Get up! you can do it! Chikorita’s grass.... So use Fly!

Ash: Fly?!...

Togetic flies high into the air and up to the ceiling.

Rachel: This could be it...!

Togetic dives at Chikorita.

Chikorita: Chika...chik.. ( Stand your ground...)

Togetic hits Chikorita hard.

Chikorita: Chika! ::falls to the ground::

Ash: Yeah!

Rachel: This match goes to-

Chikorita: Chika! ::stands back up, very weak:: Chika.. Chika Chikorita!
( I’m not... gonna lose to a tomboy like you..!) ::weakly kneels::

Misty: Chikorita... Why don’t you just face it? I won.. and Ash is my boyfriend in the first place..! I don't want to hurt you...

Chikorita::sadly:: Chika...

Rachel: I declare Misty and Togetic the winner of this match!

Misty: Yay! Togetic, you were great!

Togetic: Togetic!

Ash: Alright, Misty! ::goes up to her, hugs and kisses her::

Chikorita::tears in eyes:: Chikori....:: cries:: CHIKA!!!

Everyone looks over at Chikorita bawling.

Chikorita: KAAA! Chik....orita!? (Whaa! Now who can I love?!)

Rachel::shrugs, looks over at audience:: I don’t know... ::underbreath:: Don’t care.. ::sees a Bayleef and it’s trainer in the audience:: Huh? Hey! ::goes up to trainer and Bayleef:: Excuse me... What is your name?

Trainer: My name’s Casey! I’m a huge Electabuzz fan! Oh! And this is my Bayleef!

Bayleef: Bay! Bay!

Rachel: Heh heh... Why don’t you come down on stage and bring your Bayleef?

Casey: Really? Yeah! ::grabs microphone from Rachel, runs on stage and sings:: We all love Electabuzz! Greatest team of all! The players charge the field and double-team the ball!-

::Audience boo’s::

Rachel::gets on stage too, grabs microphone:: Girl, you’re giving me bad ratings! And where’s that music coming from?!

::Music suddenly stops::

Rachel: Now that’s better.. Now.. uh.. Casey... This here Chikorita’s lonely..
Do you think she can team up with Bayleef and you? ::quietly:: And get off of everyone’s back....?!

Casey: Sure... I guess...

Bayleef::happily:: Bay! Bayleef!

Chikorita: CHIIKAAAAA!!

Rachel: Chikorita! Stop your crying!!

Chikorita::suddenly stops:: Chik..

Rachel: You can love Casey’s Bayleef! ::smiles, through teeth:: See? Isn’t he really cute...? Hmm?!

Chikorita: Chik... ::looks at Bayleef:: Chika! ::runs up to him,rubs up against his leg, happily:: Chikorita! (You’re cute!)

Audience: Aww!

Chikorita looks at Ash and goes up to him.

Ash: Bye, Chikorita! Have a good time with Bayleef! You won’t miss me too much, will ya?

Chikorita: Chika Chika?! Chikorita!? ( Why would I miss you?! I hope you’re not jealous!)

Ash falls down anime style.
Everyone and the audience has sweatdrops.

Chikorita, Bayleef and Casey walk off stage.

Casey::sings, music starts:: We all love Electabuzz! Greatest team of-

Rachel: WILL YOU SHUT UP!? And CUT THE MUSIC! Get outta here!
::sighs:: I never get a break.. ::hangs head:: Ai-ya...

Misty walks over to Rachel.

Misty: Thank you...

Rachel::looks up:: No problem.. Just doing my job! Glad it’s all over!.. ::winks::

Cameraman::clears throat:: Rachel! We’re still on the air!...

Rachel: Huh?!.. Uh... Here Misty.. You can have the honor..heh heh..

Misty: Ok! Uh...::takes microphone:: Thanks for watching today’s show! Tune in next time for tomorrow’s topic- ::gives it to Rachel::

Rachel: Uh... ::looks at cards:: Uh.. ::clears throat:: Tune in tomorrow for “The Hottest Guy on Pokémon!” Who do you think is hot from the show? We’ll have 7 good-looking guys right here on stage! So don’t miss it!
See ya! And Sayonara!
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::sighs:: Well, at least that’s over! I hope I don’t have to do anything like that again...!

::Psyduck pops out of his pokéball and hugs Misty’s leg::

Misty: Huh?! Psyduck!

Ash/Rachel: Oh... no..!