Day 4- “Party Time!!”


Cast:
Host: Rachel
Brock
Ash
Misty

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Misty: Hey, Ash? Is everyone here? We’re ready to start the show!

Ash: I guess so. Brock and Rachel are backstage. I think Brock’s almost got his stage makeup on and Rachel’s... doing the cards? I guess?

Misty: Alright... but they better hurry up! We have to start the show and announce the party!

Ash: Yeah, I hope so.. By the way, I like your blue dress Misty. It sparkles like the ocean.

Misty: Heh. Thanks, Ash. Plus, I’m glad Rachel and I made you and Brock wear the island shirts. They’re really nice.

Ash looks down at his shirt. It was blue and had shadows of lightning bolts on it. He was in his blue jeans.

Ash: Yeah, well... What about Brock? And what’s Rachel wearing?

Misty: Hmm.. Rachel’s wearing a black sparkly skirt, a white stretchy blouse with her grey vest half zipped, I think she had said. Then Brock’s wearing his red island shirt with Onix shadows on it and his brown pants.

Ash shrugs.

Misty looks around the stage, holding the mic.

Misty: Oh, Ash! I love what we have done to the stage!

Ash: Yeah! The streamers going across and the balloons!

Ash/Misty: And the banner!

A white banner hung across the stage.
In big bold letters, it said “ NO MORE TRACEY!”

Misty: And how we all got dressed up and everything! Besides the reason that Tracey’s gone... I think we did this because it’s our 4th episode! And we’ve had a hard time getting it on the air.

Ash: Yeah! Unlike Jessy and James’ show “Rockin’ With Team Rocket!” which didn’t even make it past the first episode!

Misty: Yeah, you’ve got that right..

Ash: Besides all this, we should have refreshments. I’m hungry.

Misty has a sweatdrop.

Brock come out from backstage.
He is wearing his red shirt and his brown pants.

Ash: Well if it isn’t the Romeo? ::smirks::

Brock: Watch it, Ash.

Misty: Hey, Brock. You all ready?

Brock: All set and ready to start!

Ash: Great!.... Where’s Rachel?

Brock: Hmm? She’s just fixing up. And setting the cards straight. She wants everything to be *perfect*.

Misty: I can see why... But I’d wish she’d hurry up! She’s the host! We can’t start with out her!

Ash: Yeah! ::calls backstage:: Rachel! Come on!

::silence::

Brock: Uh oh...

Cameraman: Ready to roll!

Misty: What?! Hey wait a second! We’re not ready!

Cameraman: But it’s almost 4 ‘o clock and we have to start live!

Ash: Ok! Fine, we’ll start.

Misty/Brock: WHAT?!

Cameraman: Ready? Go!

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::Audience cheers::

Misty::hesitantly:: Uh, heh heh.. Konnichiwa everybody! Welcome to the show! W-we put up all these decorations and dressed up because it’s a party!

Ash: We’re celebrating the “loss of Tracey”! He’s gone forever!

Misty: Plus, other bad news, uh.. Rachel seems to be, uh... Not here..

Brock: Don’t worry viewers at home. She’ll be out in a little bit. Before I came out a while ago, she was doing fine. ::whispers:: Plus she looked really hot in her outfit!

::Guys cheer/whoop::

Misty::chuckles:: What is this? ‘Embarrass the girls episode’?

Ash/Brock: Yes!

They all laugh.

All of a sudden, there is a commotion backstage.

Rachel: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone turns toward backstage questionably and concerned.

Rachel come running out from backstage.

Rachel: AHH!! Help me! Save me! Help me! Save me!- ::to self:: Can’t run in a skirt! Can’t run in a skirt!- Help me! Save me!

Brock: Help you, save you from what?

Ash: What’s the matter?!

Rachel grabs the microphone from Misty and gave her a look of ‘sorry’.

Rachel:: throws down cards:: ALL RIGHT! Change EVERYTHING!!

Misty: What? Why!?

Tracey comes running out from backstage, everyone looks and gasps.

Tracey: I LOOOOVE YOU!!

Rachel::thrusts out hand in point:: Save me from THAT!!

Misty and other girls in audience scream.

Man in audience: Ah! He’s baaack!!

Rachel: Yes! We ARE changing EVERYTHING! WHO WANTS TRACEY TO DIE?!!?

::Audience shouts wildly::

Brock: We’re really going to get rid of him?

Rachel::pants:: Die...

Tracey runs up to them.

Tracey: Hi Rachel! Hi Br- uh oh..

Brock was looking down at Tracey and giving him an evil look.

Misty: Eh-ha! Who let you out?!

Tracey: They let me go because I was so good...!

Ash: A wolf in sheep's clothing....

Rachel: “Oh, serpent heart hid with a flowering face!...”
- Romeo and Juliet

She covered her mouth as she grasped onto Brock’s right arm.

Tracey: Whee-hee! I’m back!

::Audience member start to scream and run away::

Rachel: Hey! Hey! Hold it! Hold it! Where are you going?!

Audience: Away from Tracey!

Rachel: Well, yeah DUH! But we can fight him together! He can’t stand up to all of us!

Audience: Yeah!

Rachel: Now come on! Who..... Wants...... Tracey..... To..... Die?!?!

Everyone cheers.

Tracey: Yeah! Tracey’s gonna die! He’s gonna die! Wait.. I’m Tracey.. Oh! No! ::runs away::

Brock runs and grabs him. He takes out a rope and ties him up. Then he ties him to a chair and puts a piece of tape over his mouth.

Rachel::smirks:: Good one...

Brock dusts off his hands.

Tracey::muffled protests:: Mmm! Mmm-hmm! Mmm!

Rachel::chuckles, imitating Tracey:: Hmm-mmm-mm! ::pulls down eyelid:: Hmm!

Tracey looked mad and hops in the chair.

Tracey: Mm! Mm! Mmn!

Rachel: No! We’re not letting you go.. So get over it!

Tracey::wines:: Mmmmmm!.....

Brock kicks him in the leg.

Tracey: MMMMMMMMM!!!!! ::cries::

Rachel: Lookie! We made the ‘Mama’s boy’ cry! Aw!

Everyone aw’s -sarcastically.
Then bursts out in laughter.

Tracey::sighs, thinks:: What did I do to deserve this?...

Rachel narrows eyes at Tracey.

Tracey::thinks:: Oh no! I’m not even safe in my thoughts!?

Rachel: NO!

Tracey: Mmm! ::hangs head::

Brock: What are you saying ‘no’ to?

Rachel: What do you think..?

Brock: Hmm... oh... OH!! OK!

Rachel hangs head with a smile, then turns to audience.

Rachel: How do you think we’ll get rid of Tracey?!

Audience: 101 WAYS!!

Rachel: Exactly!! Hmm.. Hard to decide what to do first.. Hmm?

Brock: Yes.... Very hard...

Ash and Misty nod slowly with smirks.

Rachel: God... we’re evil... Heh heh...

Brock: Let’s get on with it!

Ash/Misty/Rachel: Hai !

Rachel: First of all, let’s get his ugly sketches!

Audience: YEAH!!

Rachel: Burn them!

Everyone had at least a book or 2 of Tracey’s drawings.

As Rachel and her friends stepped away from Tracey, Rachel took out a remote control that she had and pushed the button.

A ring of fire surrounded Tracey.
Tracey’s eyes grew big and he had a sweatdrop.

Tracey::thinks:: HOT! HOT! HOT!

Rachel: GO!

Everyone throws the sketchbooks at Tracey and they are burned along with him.

Rachel gets a hose and drenches Tracey with water.

Tracey sighs.

Brock: Why’d you do that?!

Rachel: Because if he’s gone we won’t have anymore fun!

Ash: Oh...

Rachel: Now, ::to Ash:: call out your Tauros!

Ash: OK! Oh, Tauros!!

Ash’s Tauros herd come out of nowhere and stampede over Tracey.

Tauros: Moo!!

Tracey gets knocked over, still in the chair.

After the stampede was over, Rachel ordered a backstage crewman to pick up Tracey.

Everyone: Yay!

Rachel: Now isn’t this fun?

Brock/Ash/Misty: Yeah!

Misty: Hey!

Rachel: Oh... Yeah! Go ahead, Misty!

Misty goes up to Tracey.
She takes out her mallet/hammer and hits him over the head with it.

*BONK*

::Audience cheers::

Rachel: Hmm...

Ash: What else?

Rachel: Oh yeah!

She grabs her cellphone and dials a number.

Rachel: Hi!..... Okay!.... Oh, heh heh, I’m fine! You?.... That’s great.... Can you come over?..... Bring them too!... Uh huh.... Yep!.. Thanks bye!

Brock: Who’d you call?

Rachel: Three.... two..... one...

A door bursts down revealing 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons.
Seto Kaiba comes out of the smoke and goes up to Rachel.

Kaiba::with smile:: You called?

Rachel: Oh, hi Seto! Thanks for coming!

Kaiba: No prob!

He hugs Rachel.

Everyone: Aww!!

Rachel: Go ahead!

Kaiba: Blue Eyes White Dragon!!

The 3 powerful dragons look at their master.

Kaiba::points to Tracey:: White-Lightning Attack!!

All 3 dragons turn to Tracey.
Tracey winces as the blast heads toward him.

Everyone cheers.

Rachel: Aww.... You’re not gonna fuse them to create Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon?? ::pouts::

Kaiba: Sorry.... I have a lot of work to do at the office...

Rachel: Okay.... Bye, Seto! Come back soon! Good luck on the show! And tell Yugi we said Hi!

Kaiba: Bye! I’ll be back!

The 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons and Seto Kaiba leave.

Misty: Hey! Good one!

Rachel: Yeah, well. I know them and we wouldn’t want to leave any other anime out of this, should we?

Everyone: NO!

A backstage crewmember picks up Tracey again.

Rachel: He’s alive, he’s still thinking...

Misty: Oh, man! Ha ha. What’s next?

Rachel: Brock, you gotta do something..

Brock: Me?

Rachel: Yah..

Brock: Okay.

He goes backstage and drags out a freezer.
He unties Tracey from the chair, picks him up and puts him in the freezer.
Then he locks the door.

Tracey::pounds on door:: Mmm! MMm!

He stops after a few minutes.

Brock re-opens the door and a frozen block of Tracey falls out.

Everyone cheers.

Brock takes an ice pick and breaks the ice off Tracey.
He grabs him before he runs away and ties him to the chair again.

Rachel: Bravo!

Brock bows.

Rachel::sighs:: Ah... So much fun.. Now what?

Tracey::thinks:: I want my Mommy!

Rachel: Tracey wants his Mommy!!

Everyone laughs.

Tracey sniffles.

A man and a woman enter the stage.

Woman: Momma’s here, baby!!

Everyone looks at the two people.

The man was tall, had almost no black hair and a bit of stubble. He wore a red sweatband.

The woman was short and heavy. About 600 pounds with huge breasts, chubby cheeks, and a large round stomach. She had short brown hair.

Tracey hops up and down in the chair, happily.

Tracey::muffled:: Mommy! Daddy!

Rachel: Uh oh... I think those are his parents! We’re gonna get in so much trouble!

Everyone had sweatdrops.

Misty: Who are you two?!

Woman: Oh, pardon me. My name’s Tracie Sketchit.

She had a slight southern accent. Nothing to be noticed unless you really listened.

Man: Muh name’s Tracy Sketchit. We’re Tracey’s parents....

He looked like he just got out of bed. Not a very bright fellow.

Misty::to self:: Wow... Wonder how hard it was to come up with that name...

Tracie: What is goin’ on ‘ere with my little baby?

Rachel, Ash, Misty and Brock had sweatdrops.

Tracy: Yuh, Who’s duh host of this here show?

Rachel gulps.

The parents walk toward them.
Brock puts an arm around Rachel protectively.

They walk right past them and to Tracey.

Rachel almost falls down forward anime style.

Tracie: Aw! My poor little baby! What did they done to you?

She rips off the tape.

Tracey: YOW!!

Audience snickers.

Tracey: Mom! Dad! I’m so happy you’re here!

Tracie: Sonny.... ::puts hands on hips::

Tracy: Yur muther demands an explanation for all this.

Tracey: They hurt me!

Tracie: What did you do to my poor defenseless baby?

Rachel: Well, uh...

Brock: We were just..

Ash/Misty: Uh..

Brock: Nothing!

Rachel: We made up 101 Ways and Reasons to get rid of Tracey! And that’s the truth!

Tracie: 101 Ways?..... I just don’t understand...

Rachel: Well, we burned him, froze him, smacked him and did all these other fun stuff, right?

Brock: Yeah!

Tracy: Yuh burnt him?

Rachel: Yah..

Tracy: Yuh know? That’s just great! It’s good to see you youngin’ kids gettin’ into a hobby like that! Yeah! Burn him! Get rid of him!

Tracie::hits him:: Tracy!

Tracy/Tracey: Whut?

Tracie: Now don’t be talkin’ like that around our son. You’ll give him ideas.

::Audience laughs::

Rachel::whispers:: Still on air?

Ash::whispers:: Yep..

Rachel: Good...

Tracie unties him.

Tracie::puts arm around him:: Oh, my poor poor baby! You need to put some meat on those bones! Let’s go home baby, it’s time for your nappy!

Tracey::wines:: But I don’t want to take a nap!!

Tracie gives him a lolliepop.

Tracey: Yay!

Rachel: Tracey!

All three: Whut?

Rachel: And NEVER COME BACK! ....promise?....

Tracey: Well....

Brock rolls up his sleeve and shows a fist and a muscle.

Tracey: I’ll promise anything for you Rachel.

Rachel: Good..

The Sketchit family leaves once and for all with Tracey in his Mommy’s arms.

Everyone cheers.
Rachel falls to her knees in shock.

Rachel: Tell me.... Is it really over?

Brock::picks her up:: Yes, love, it’s really over...

Rachel: Oh, good. ::grabs him in a hug::

Rachel::turns to camera:: Well, everyone. It’s been a great season..

Misty: But...

Rachel: But, like all others, it must draw to a close... We will miss all of you and the viewers at home. Good night and Sayonara.

They all bow formally.

Rachel::quickly looks up:: FREE FOOD AND REFRESHMENTS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Everyone: YEAH!!

All: SAYONARA!!

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