You Won't Miss Me
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All characters here are copyrighted by the great Rumiko Takahashi (Where would society be without her?) and are not (Repeat: ARE NOT!!) my property. I am in no way making money off this, so don't sue me!
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This story can occur at any time in the Ranma 1/2 story, provided that all the characters that appear and those that are implied have been introduced.
{} - denotes thoughts. In this story, we can only "hear" the thoughts of one person, so all the {} are the same person's thoughts throughout the story, no matter where it is placed.
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*ding*
{It's him again}
"Hi, Ucchan!" {Ucchan... 'Ucchan', he says. Always 'Ucchan'...}
"Hi, Ranchan." {No. He's not 'Ranchan'. He's Ranma. Akane-loving Ranma. He hates me...} "Here you go, Ranma. My favorite okonomiyaki. {Yes, Ranma, my favorite style..}
"It's great, Ucchan!" {'Ucchan', again..} "Mmmm!" {Enjoy, Ranma, while you still can!!!}
*ding*
{They're both here, now...}
"Hi, Akane." {evil..}
"That smells great, Ukyo." {She wouldn't be so happy if she knew...}
"Here, Akane, I made one for you, too. {Yep, just for you..} "On the house."
"That's very generous of you!"
"..."
"The okonomiyaki's really good, Ukyo! But there's something different about it..."
"Well, I'm experimenting with a new kind of sauce. Is it any good?"
"Yeah, I love it! It's great, Ucchan... Uh oh, we'd better get to school." {At least he payed something... *looking at the bills lying on the counter*} "Thanks, Ucchan."
"Yes, Ukyo, thanks!"
"Oh, it was my pleasure." {Yes, it's my pleasure...}
*ding*
{Ah, the good feeling of a job well done. Might as well finish it... Here it is: my last bottle. *gulp* ... Not bad, really. Well, I guess this is it... Good bye, Nerima. I know you will not miss me.}
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"Four persons: poisoned, Officer Yamada."
"What have we got?"
"Three homicides, one suicide. There was a note on one of them."
"The homicides were Tendo, Saotome, and Kuonji, right?"
"Yes. The suicide was..."
"Let me see the note."
Good bye, Nerima; good bye, dear brother.
I know you will not miss me...
With love, Kodachi Kuno
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Well, there it is. I know it's not very good, but I did this, as I said, in a class, so I'm pretty satisfied with it. If you weren't, though, e-mail me here and tell me what you think. Thanks!
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