10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)
9. Olive Oyl (from Popeye)
8. Snagglepuss
7. He-Man
6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo
4. Droopy
3. Dopey Dwarf
2. Daffy Duck
If he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces
around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some
symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't work for him.
1. Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)
Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in sissy
white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with
the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?
Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny?! She
might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger to her friend. One
side question, what the heck are Popeye and Brutus thinking? What is it her
personality? NOT!
Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious.
This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER OF
ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle,
hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the stuff in his
pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse"..
We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the
cave and trip. Another side ? - Are they gay? I mean, take a look at
BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....
The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper
every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees he
picture of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder.
He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under
investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some extra scripts for
Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat.
By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy
converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie
Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot
no ifs, ands, or, buts about it. And Look at the way he and his friends
painted that van! Pretty rad design dude.
