A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name
tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done
while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see
was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning
in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to
him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a
Nice Day'".