And now I present to you, Amara, otherwise known as Haruka
Tenoh!
Here Amara wears her school uniform.
She is currently doing a 'James'. *'What's
a James?' Serena asks. James is part of Team
Rocket in Pokemon and he often cross-
dresses, like Amara. Amara gets mad and tries
to run me over with her motorcycle, then
rushes off and changes.*
And here, we have the powerful Sailor Uranus,
the soldier of the new world! She doesn't look like a
tomboy, now, does she?
And she definitely doesn't look like a tomboy
here! Amara wears a sleeveless orange,
white and black dress with no neckline and slings a
orange jacket over her shoulder. Very fashionable
nowadays.
"I thought you weren't old enough to drive." Serena said
one day.
"Oh, I'm not, but Amara is." Michelle says quickly. And
indeed
she is, looking very stylish in a tan shirt, and yellow/tan
jacket, and
sitting inside her red Ferrari (how'd we manage to get
a car in
here anyway?)
Amara, Sailor Uranus or whatever you call her
(except really ugly, 'cause then she'll use World
Shaking on you and believe me (or the world
shooken ex-make-up artist) you don't want that to
happen) anyway, whatever you call her,
Amara looks like a Princess here.
And now for your further enjoyment, I present to you,
Michelle!
Here, Michelle wears her school uniform
(a girl's uniform, I might add). She proves
that you can make your school uniform
look beautiful. Now, if only I had green hair
like hers and was a cartoon character...
Ahh, ever beautiful Sailor Neptune, ruler of
the sea. She holds her mirror in her hand. I
can just hear herself chant, "Mirror, mirror on the,
er, in my hand, who's the best web master in the
land?" And the mirror will answer, "Angel Ashley
is, of course, you green haired dum-dum." ^-^
*Mouth hangs WIDE OPEN* Michelle, I only have
a few words for you, and they are: WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOUR HAIR!!!!
Michelle, has been transformed into
Michuri (Michelle for anime, Michuri for manga)
She sits on a floating chair in the sea and plays a
drowning cello. Hold on, wait a minute here.
Michelle, you play the violin, not the cello
and how'd we get a ocean in the studio?
Speaking of hairdos again, Michelle, did you let Rini
do your hair again? At least, she's not Hacking Hairstyles
Serena. She looks fairly cute doesn't, she? PLus the
flowers in her hair match her lavender dress and flowers
in
her hand!
What is it with Michelle and hairdos?
Let me guess, after you saw Serena's Hacking haircuts
giving out the complimentary blue dresses and yellow
scarves,
you just had to get one too and decided to dye your
hair one shade darker so nobody would notice?
Michelle, what ever will we do to you?
HEY, MICHELLE, GET OUT OF THAT FOUNTAIN!!
(By the way, how'd we get a big fountain in the studio?)
ARE YOU STUPID? MAYBE THE BLUE HAIR DYE
AFFECTED YOUR BRAIN! ITALIAN LEATHER DOESN'T
SWIM, YOU KNOW!! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
THAT! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Okay, time for a commercial break while we get Michelle
out of the fountain, try to restore her VERY EXPENSIVE
Italian leather shoes (see, I told you you should have
given them to me!) and tell Setsuna and Hotaru they're gonna be
a little late, due to the fact that the fountain is heavier
than we thought.
