Sound bytes at the end of the experiment
Sound bytes at the end of the experiment
(On Snake Way, the street cleaner machine continues on its way as a frantic techno-rock soundtrack plays.)
(Goku is in the back, sleeping)
Goku: (in his sleep) *yawn* Jus' give me my milk... just dump the donuts over there...*snore*
(Shot from below Snake Way, showing how curvy it is)
(The street cleaner hits a bump. The sleeping Goku falls through the concealing yellow clouds.)
Goku: (still in his sleep as he falls through the yellow clouds) Now why'd you dump that load of donuts on my head?
(Goku finally finishes falling through the clouds, breaking through to a pink sky. He lands with a yelp. Sitting up, he rubs his head.)
Goku: Huh? Where am I? Wow, I must have made to the end of Snake Way! I don't see King Kai's place, it look deserted around here. (He sniffs) Wow, food! (He starts following a yellow path that leads to a blue tree) Wow, it's been a while since I've seen anything like this. Finally something normal to look at.
(Close-up of some double-lobed fruit)
Goku: That looks delicious!
Goku: As a matter of fact, nothing's ever looked so good!
(Meanwhile, Goku is reaching up to pick some of the fruit. But he gets whacked on the back of the head by an unseen assailant, who cackles maliciously. Goku grimaces, falls down, then rolls over, looking peaceably asleep. Slow dissolve to the top of a pyramid. The camera pans down the pyramid, showing Piccolo floating cross-legged near its base).
(Piccolo begins to moan softly. A great dust cloud comes out from the pyramid. The pyramid lifts up, hanging tilted in the sky)
(Piccolo opens his eyes. The pyramid crashes to the ground.)
(Meanwhile, back at Gohan's training grounds, a terrified, almost tail-less T-Rex is running from a laughing Gohan, who is chasing with upraised sword)
(And another scene change, this time to a bubbling red lava pit. The camera pans across, briefly showing a two-by-four with the words "There's no escape" scratched into the wood.)
(The pan continues, showing a fountain bubbling with red lava. A giggling cloud zooms erratically across the screen)
(And back to the yellow path that leads to the tree. Goku slowly sits up, rubbing his head)
Voice: (off-screen) Hey, dude! That's what you get for trying to steal King Yema's fruit!
(Big feet, wearing hi-tops and ankle socks, step into the frame. Then the camera does a slow-motion pan up a broad, squat, muscular blue body adorned in white gym clothes. The word (?) "HFIL" is blazoned across the chest. The camera stops at the head, which sports a single short horn in the middle.)
Goku: Huh?
Goku: You mean I'm not allowed to eat any of that?
Blue Guy: You got it, buddy. That belongs to the great King Yema. Only he eats that fruit!
Goku: (laughing nervously with one hand behind his head) Aw, c'mon. Just one piece!
Another voice (off screen): Don't listen to him, Cos!
(Another muscular form wearing gym clothes with "HFIL" on the chest steps into the frame. This one is read, has two horns, and is wearing glasses)
Red Guy: So you want to eat King Yema's fruit? Who do you think you are?!
(Both the big guys step closer to Goku, looking menacing).
(Meanwhile:)
Goku: (politely) I'm Goku. I ran here to receive special training. Which one of you is King Kai?
(The two blink and look at each other)
Both: King Kai, huh?
Goku: You mean neither of you is King Kai?
Red Guy: You poor dumb goof! Don't you realize where you are? This is the land of no return!
Blue Guy: (as Goku looks confused) That's right, bud. And we run the Home For Infinite Losers.
Red Guy: Once a man comes here, there's no going back!
Goku: (screams) Oh, no! I must have fallen off Snake Way somehow!
Blue Guy: Then you win a free life time membership!
(Cut to the base of an Egyptian pyramid. Dust spins as it lifts off the ground)
(Close-up of Piccolo's sweating face. He is floating cross-legged. The pyramid continues to slowly rise as Piccolo grunts. The pyramid breaks through the clouds)
(More close-ups of Piccolo's sweating face. Behind Piccolo, one of the other pyramids cracks. A crevice opens up in the desert floor. The ground collapses. The floating pyramid explodes. Piccolo's eyes snap open)
(The other pyramids start collapsing, sinking into the ground)
Piccolo: (horrified) What have I done?!
(Piccolo flies away through clouds of dust as the pyramids implode)
(Meanwhile, back at Gohan's training ground, the T-Rex slowly lumbers along, head down. He looks wearily over one shoulder. Gohan is laughing, running behind him, and playfully slapping at what's left of his tail with his sword.)
(The ground begins to shake. A nearby cliff face collapses. Gohan stops in mid-giggle. He and the T-Rex watch the dust cloud in the distance as the ground continues to shake. Then there is a violent jolt. Gohan falls as large cracks appear in the earth. Crevices form. Mountains collapse. The dinosaur is knocked off its feet)
Gohan: It's an Earthquake!
(Gohan sees a crack heading right for him, but can't get out of the way and falls in, screaming. He manages to stick his sword into the side of the rock face. Overhead, Piccolo flies by as the crack begins to close)
(Piccolo flies off as the ground continues to shake. Gohan strains to pull the sword out of the side of the crevice--)
(--then leaps from side-to-side of the closing crevice as he makes his way back to the surface.)
(Meanwhile, Gohan leaps his way out of danger just as the crevice closes)
Gohan: Yes! Made it! (Starts singing and waving his sword) I made it, I made it, Ye-ah-HA!
(Overhead, Piccolo watches Gohan's escape. He sighs.)
(Back in the Home For Infinite Losers, Goku is taking long leaps, trying to get back to Snake Way. He keeps almost getting to the cloud cover before falling back to the ground. The two ogres watch in bemusement.)
Blue Guy: Wow, he sure can jump.
Red Guy: Hey, Cos; we could have a lot of fun with a guy like that, eh?
Blue Guy: Yeah, he seems to have lots of energy. I could get some good exercise playing with a guy like that!
Red Guy: What do you mean?! Why should I do all the paperwork while you have all the fun?!
Blue Guy: Let's fight it out, then! Loser does all the paperwork!
(The two stand nose to nose and growl at each other while, in the background, Goku continues to make futile leaps for Snake Way)
Red Guy: All right, you--!
Blue Guy: Let's go!
(The two rear back and then thrust one hand each forward)
Blue Guy: Ha! Scissors cuts paper!
(Red Guy stares wide-eyed into the camera)
Blue Guy: Have fun doing the paperwork, Mez.
Red Guy: Hey, be a good sport and save a little for me?
(Blue Guy stomps off toward Goku, snickering)
Red Guy: (under his breath) Grrrrr--lucky ogre--grrrrr...
(Close-up of Goku, landing after another jump)
Goku: Whew! I guess it's too high...
Blue Guy: Hey, buddy. Would you like a little help, there?
Goku: Well, I guess, sure. But so far, I haven't even come close.
Blue Guy: (snickering) Just leave it to the Cos-man. I've got a knack for these things.
(He reaches out and grabs Goku by the head)
Goku: Hey, let go! What're you doing?
(Blue Guy flings Goku straight up. Goku spirals toward Snake Way, screaming. At the glass doorway of 'the Fitness Club,' Red Guy turns around, shades his eyes, and watches Goku's trajectory)
Red Guy: Aw, Cos! You just can't resist finishing them off, right away, every time! (He sulks) I never get to have any fun...
Blue Guy: (snickers as he looks up)
Goku: (as he spirals) uh uh uh uh uh uh uh-- (He reaches the top of the arc, flails for a minute, then straightens out. The Blue Guy is disbelieving as Goku lands in a deep knee bend without going splat.)
Red Guy: Wow, that guy must be pretty strong!
Goku: (to Blue Guy, sadly) I couldn't reach it. I guess you're not strong enough.
Blue Guy: GRRRR! Well, we'll see who's strong! I challenge you to a wrestling match!
Goku: (bored) Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Blue Guy: GRRRR! I oughtta knock your block off! Okay, if you win, I'll lend you my special flying machine, okay?
Goku: Really!?
Blue Guy: We don't tell lies around here.
Blue Guy: But if you lose, you'll be in here for keeps!
Goku: It's a deal. I'll win, anyway!
Blue Guy: (snickers)
(The camera pans over a lava-filled pool with a flowing fountain in the middle. Giggling clouds in a row-boat float by. Other happy-sounding clouds sit on a bench in a near-by park as other cheerful clouds bounce by.)
(Next to the lava pool, the Blue Guy draws a circle in the dirt. Goku crouches inside the circle, elbows resting against his knees)
Blue Guy: First one to cross the line wins, okay?
Goku: Sounds all right to me.
Blue Guy: Not so fast! I have to warm up. (He starts stomping like a sumo wrestling) Visualizing...
(Goku, still squatting, watches indifferently)
Blue Guy: Now I've got you by the head--okay! I'm ready.
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Goku: Great! I'm set.
Blue Guy: ReadysetGO!
(He lunges, grabbing Goku and pushing him toward the line. Goku puts on the brakes.)
Goku: Is it my turn?
Blue Guy: Sure, kid.
(Goku barely taps the Blue Guy, sending him reeling)
Blue Guy: How'd you do that?!
Goku: (cheerfully) It was easy! Watch this! (Goku begins to thrust one hand, then the other hand, out with a flat palm, increasing the speed)
(The Blue Guy's hair starts to blow back)
(Then Goku unleashes a large gust of air from one palm)
(The Blue Guy flies out of the ring)
Goku: (chuckles)
(Close-up of dis-believing Blue Guy)
(Meanwhile, back at the lava pool, a couple of cheerful clouds in a boat row by the fountain.)
(A skeptical Goku stands on the edge of a large plank of wood)
Goku: This is the special flying machine?
Blue Guy: (proudly) Cool, huh? I made it!
(A redwood-sized log is across a boulder. Goku is on one side; on the other, the Blue Guy gloats)
Blue Guy: When I jump on this side it causes you to go flying, see?
Goku: (still skeptical) I'd rather see it in action.
Blue Guy: (running away) I have to hit the start button. (He appears at the edge of a cliff overlooking the plank) Ready or not, here I come! (He leaps on the far edge of the plank, catapulting Goku straight up.)
Goku: Wow! Hey, this might do it! (He shoots within inches of the yellow cloud cover, but his trajectory fails and he starts to fall back. He cups his hands and aims toward the ground.) Ka-ma-ha-ma-HA! (The energy rebound once more sends him to the cloud cover. It looks like he might get through, but as he penetrates the clouds there is a dull 'thunk.' Clutching his head, Goku falls back down.) I guess you can't get though...what a bummer... (Suddenly he looks toward the ground; he's heading right for the rowboat on the lava pool) YEOWWWW! (He crashes, capsizing the boat.)
(A bunch of chattering clouds wearing backpacks. An aggravated voice yells over the conversations)
Red Guy: All right, you dodos, settle down! You're not going anywhere until you check in with me!
(Red Guy is standing next to a bus surrounded by clouds)
Red Guy: All right, get going...Yeah, you, too...
(Red Guy looks up to see the distant Goku still trying to leap up to Snake Way.)
Red Guy: He's still going!? So that blockhead has been playing this whole time; no fair!
(Goku again hits his head on the underside of Snake Way, and lands in front of Blue Guy)
Goku: Man, that smarts.
Red Guy: (screaming at Blue Guy) What are you doing? You know that it's my turn after lunch. Jerk.
Goku: Hey, Cos; I thought you said there was a way to get through those clouds.
Blue Guy: You'd be through now if it wasn't for your problem.
Goku: My problem?
Blue Guy: (looking up at his horn) Your head is too soft.
Goku: Hey! You tricked me!
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Red Guy: (pointing a finger in Goku's face) Hey--buddy--
Red Guy: You want to get to Snake Way? Well, I'm just the ogre you're looking for!
Red Guy: There's a secret passageway.
Blue Guy: What do you think you're doing!?
Goku: Can you take me to the passageway?
(Close-up of the Red Guy's evil, smirking face)
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Red Guy: We're going to play a little game.
Red Guy: I'm going to start running, and if you catch me, I'll show you where the secret passage is! (He laughs maniacally)
Goku: That's it? All right.
Red Guy: That's it?! I happen to be the fastest ogre in the land! (He strikes a dramatic pose against a red-and-green-striped background)
(Blue Guy and Goku look at each other, puzzled)
(On top of a cliff overlooking blue flames, Red Guy and Goku square off)
Red Guy: So; are you ready?
Goku: (irritated) Yeah, I'm ready. Are you?
Red Guy: Oh, spunky! Well, good for you, kid! (He holds one thumb pointing up)
Red Guy: Because there's a little penalty if you aren't able to catch me.
Goku: (crossly) Yeah, I know. Let's get going!
(Blue Guy strikes a gong. Red Guy leaps from the cliff into the blue flames at the base. He sprints out in slow motion, trailing flames.)
Goku: (watcing from the cliff top) Man--Cooking!
(Red Guy pats at a fire on his rump as he continues to sprint)
(Goku finally starts, leaping completely over the flames and starting after Red Guy)
Blue Guy: Little does he know no one has ever caught Mez but King Yema. But then...this guy just might do it.
(Goku has already caught up to Red Guy and is sprinting just behind him)
Red Guy: (mocking) Feel your legs burning yet?
Goku: (grinning) No...they're fine...
Red Guy: Good, 'coz I'm finished with this little warm-up! (Growling, he becomes a blur as he sprints away from Goku)
(In the distance, an amusement park with a roller-coaster, ferris-wheel and castle is seen)
(Red Guy sprints, glances over his shoulder, smirks, then screams as Goku unexpectedly leaps out in front of him.)
(Red Guy dodges and continues running)
Goku: (snapping fingers) Bummer, missed him!
(Red Guy races through the lava pool. Goku jumps off the top of the fountain and chases after him. Red Guy races for a while, then sits down on top of a grassy hill)
Red Guy: Think I lost him...I'll just take a breather...
(There's a whistle. Red Guy looks up to see Goku floating over head, smirking)
Red Guy: Busted! (He starts running again)
(At the amusement park: the damned are trying to have fun, but Red Guy and Goku keep getting in the way. They race along the ferris wheel so fast the damned get dizzy. They take the roller coaster. They chase each other in toy planes. Goku gets confused in the arcade when the toys look like the Red Guy)
(They finally take to little cars and race across the landscape)
Red Guy: I haven't had this much fun in centuries! We can play this every day for Eternity!
Goku: Sorry, I've got better things to do!
(Goku pounces toward the Red Guy's car, but Red Guy leaps out and starts sprinting again)
Red Guy: You might have better things to do, but if you don't catch me you're not going anywhere!
Goku: Yeah? We'll see about that! (He leaps out and starts chasing again)
Blue Guy: (watching from the Health Club) Man, that guy's gaining on Mez.
Goku: (gasping) Hey...wait up...time out!
Red Guy: There are no time outs!
Goku: (pointing toward the tree at the beginning of the episode) That's fine, but what say we each have a piece of that fruit before continuing?
Red Guy: Are you crazy? King Yema has us guard that fruit because it's so special! One piece will double a man's strength and keep him full for 3 months.
(Goku breaks and races for the tree.)
Red Guy: No--wait! I could lose my job! Don't even kid around about this!
(Goku laughs as Red Guy chases him in circles around the tree)
Blue Guy: Goodness! This has never happened before!
(Goku pivots and leaps on Red Guy, hugging him)
Goku: Gotcha!
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Goku: So--where is it? Where's the secret passage?
Red Guy: What--secret passage?
Goku: (sternly) Hey, be careful. If you lie, you'll have to answer to King Yema.
Red Guy: Grrr! Okay, okay, I didn't lie! It's over there!
(Through a narrow crevice in the side of a sheer mountain face, Goku can somehow see a demonic-looking gateway)
Blue Guy: Just take the stairs and you'll be able to get to Snake Way.
Goku: (waving goodbye) It's been fun, guys!
Red Guy: (shrill) Don't say that so loud!
Goku: And thanks for the fruit!
Goku: Yeah, all that exercise made me hungry, so --- (he holds up a fruit from the tree) heh, heh, heh
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(Goku finishes off the fruit in two bites and sprints into the passageway)
Blue Guy: Hey! Mez, did you see that?
Red Guy: Of course I saw! (screams)
Blue Guy: We got burned...
Red Guy: For the first time ever.
Blue Guy: Hey, that's not bad.
Red Guy: Hey--that's right!
Blue Guy: We're still the baddest ogres in the land! No one can mess with us!
(The two march away, chanting in a military cadence)
Blue and Red Guy: Who! Who! Don't mess with the Red and Blue! Ha, ha!
(Meanwhile, Goku runs through a tunnel)
Goku: Wow, what a wild stairway. I feel like I'm in a dream!
Blue Guy: Hey, he should be about there.
Red Guy: (at a computer, looking smug)
(Both laugh hysterically)
Goku: (at the end of the stair, pushing) Wow, this is heavy. (It gives; light begins to shine through) All right; I made it!
(But what Goku sees as he looks up is...)
King Yema: Goku! What are you doing in my desk!?
(Goku is seen wedged in the top drawer of King Yema's desk)
Goku: (squeaking) King Yema! Um...hello.
King Yema: I thought you were on Snake Way.
Goku: Well, I am. Well, I was. Well...bye! (He leaps out of the desk and takes off)
King Yema: Goodness. How strange.
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Goku: Now I'm really going to have to motor if I want to make it back from King Kai's in time! (He leaps back onto Snake Way) Wow, I feel as light as air! Must be the fruit.
Announcer: With renewed strength, Goku is back on the path to King Kai's. But only three months remain until the Saiyans reach Earth! (Portrait style picture of Nappa and Vegeta) Can Goku make it back before the brutal Saiyans arrive?
Announcer: On the next episode of Dragonball-Z: Goku runs into a little obstacle on the path to King Kai's. That's no ordinary snake!
Announcer: Watch out, Goku!
| Sounds from Dragonball Z: Home for Infinite Losers | |
 (Music) (160K) | Piccolo: "What have I done?!" (24K)
Blue Guy: "Just leave it to the Cos-man." (61K) |
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