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Crash? Battle tower Ultima!
Last updated: Thursday, September 18, 1997
There is a tale about a tower nearby, which tells of a doll-maker who
hates humans for some reason. However, it is also claimed that he knows
something about another Clair Bible, perhaps knowing something even more
powerful.
Xelloss' telling of the story makes it a LOT spookier than it really
is, though, making it sound more like the puppets in Shin 3x3 Eyes. So
when the owner of the diner comes ino, they all think he's a possessed
doll, and freak out. But he says that the only way you might be able to
get into the doll-maker's tower is to dress as animals, since he hates
humans. The group balks at that and decides to go in anyways.
Once they get in, they are confronted by dozens of dolls, floating in
mid-air and all staring at them. Xelloss asks Lina if she's scared, and
she says she's not. So he decides to test his theory by placing a cold
finger on the back of her neck. She's scared all right, and screams bloody
murder. She and the others bolt out of there in fear...
Amelia, who was initially annoyed at having to carry the animal costumes,
is probably glad she did, because now they put them on as disguises. Lina
dons the costume of a pink horse, Amelia a starfish, Xelloss a frog, and
Gourry, a jellyfish. While Gourry seems to enjoy his costume entirely too
much, Zelgadis balks at being stuck with the bunny outfit. They force him
into it anyways...
So they re-enter the tower. A strange jester greets them, presumably
the mad doll-maker, as he's carrying one in his arms. He says that to reach
him, they'll have to face his challenges first... and of course, he disappears
to a more inaccessible room.
The group first faces a cook, who challenges them to cook a meal quicker
and better than him. The group all looks at each other, and no one can
cook, except Xelloss, who jumps up there and beats the cook for time. However,
he fails the taste test, and him and Martina are both transformed into
super-deformed dolls!
Amelia grabs them and they all run to the next challenge - an octopus
who challenges them to fight 'ken' - swords. Gourry, of course, accepts
the challenge of 'ken', but the octopus actually meant 'jan-ken-po' : 'Rock-paper-scissors.'
Gourry tries valiantly to beat the octopus, but in his jellyfish costume,
all he can manage is to get his flagellae tied in a knot, resembling a
fist for 'rock'. The octopus, though, beats him with an open tentacle,
for paper. (Never mind that the octopus also had tentacles for 'scissors'
and 'rock', also, so it COULDN'T lose...) So Gourry becomes SD too.
Next challenge is a snake who demands one of hte group to play 'shiritori'.
The snake conjures a pair of leopard-spotted underwear onto Zelgadiss,
as no one else seems to be volunteering. Seems he's been declared 'it'
in a game of tag, and... this is rather hard to translate... he has to
tag someone else's butt in order to make someone else 'it'. However...
Zelgadiss finds himself in a difficult situation - tag Amelia, who would
definitely misinterpret the motion, or Lina, who would disintegrate
Zelgadiss for the motion! For his indecisiveness, he's automatically disqualified
and made into a doll as well.
On to the next challenge... there are two doors to pick from! Amelia
chooses one, Lina chooses the other. On the other side of the doors, Amelia
reappears as a doll. Guess Lina's door was the correct one. Anyways, the
doll-maker's there, and still carrying his doll. Lina shoots him in the
chest with an Elmekia Lance spell... but it doesn't do anything to him!
The doll-maker charges on Lina but mysteriously is knocked aside... by
Xelloss! Seems he had fought this guy before and knew a way to break the
doll-curse. He says that the Elmekia Lance didn't work on the guy because
he's not human - he's actually the doll in this case! The doll the doll-maker
carried was the spirit controlling the doll-maker, who was a doll himself!
( I think that's what the deal was, but I'm not 100% sure. ) So Lina shoots
the little doll with another Elmekia Lance, and then, since all the other
dolls are converging on them, she decides to nuke the tower with a Dragu
Slave.
So everyone ends up back to their semi-normal selves. Except Gourry,
who's just diggin' that jellyfish costume WAY too much. Xelloss says, "Well,
that's just wonderful!", seeming to be sincere, to which Lina keeps wanting
to know why it's so wonderful, how he knew the guy from before, and how
he got free. He replied with a light kiss on Lina's cheek, and said, "Let's
just leave it at that." This completely stuns Lina, who just falls to her
knees blushing. Zelgadiss is still freaked out at all the weirdness going
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