Excel Saga by Rikudou Koushi: Serialized in Young King Comics
Excel Saga Manga Translation version 1.0
Volume 1 Mission 6
P. 135
Excel Saga
Excel: The screen's not showing anything-
Hyatt: I wonder what this jack is for...
*RGB Monitor. And on top of that, digital 8-pin
Excel: I knew it was broken-let's get rid of it.
P. 136
Character (?) Introduction #4 (the ? comes after the kanji for "person" in the compound for
"character".)
Ideal Driving Force Organization Member
Excel and Hyatt's
Emergency Ration
Menchi's Tragedy
A strange mixed breed, stupidly clever.
More sad than anything.
P. 137
Excel: Our actions in the name of city domination
Excel: Must be kept secret.
Excel: While performing these actions, we must keep our identities hidden.
Excel: Of course, carrying items that reveal one's identity is not allowed.
Excel: Licenses, cards, insurance cards etc.
Excel: But do you know? Paying for your own medical treatment is not-obscenely expensive.
Excel: -In other words, if you want anything else......
Excel: Here.
Hyatt: Even doctors?
Hyatt: And medicine?
*weeze
P. 138
Mission 6: The Disease of Ignorance
P. 139
Excel: Well, I'm going now okaaay? Ha-chan-
Excel: Have a good rest.
*step
Excel: I'll make and bring you some hot water ok?
Excel: ......and if you sweat a lot, be sure to change your clothes.
*cough cough
Hyatt: Thanks...for everything...
Excel: Ah, and in case of a crisis, in the bottom left drawer there's stationary and an
inkstone.
Hyatt: Sorry to bother......?
Hyatt: ...Sempai...
Excel: I'm off!
Hyatt: What is "in case of crisis"?
P. 140
Ilpalazzo: Hmmm......
Ilpalazzo: Hyatt-kun is......I see......
Ilpalazzo: That is bad news.
Excel: Well, you see...
For some reason she's vomitting blood.
Excel: It's just a thought, but we have medicine, why don't we have any cold medicine is
mysterious, mysterious.
P. 141
Ilpalazzo: I must immediately examine applications for new members.
*paper sound
Excel: Ilpalazzo-sama, Ilpalazzo-sama,
Ilpalazzo: However, it's still too soon isn't it,
*Hahaha
Excel: Not yet, Ilpalazzo-sama.
Ilpalazzo: What do you mean, "not yet"?
Excel: Ummm, what is "too soon"?
Ilpalazzo: You should avoid making unclear comments in the base.
*pull
Excel: Aaah?!
P. 142
Ilpalazzo: Anyhow, Excel-kun, I must have you do your best to make up for the absent
Hyatt-kun.
Excel: YESSIR! Ilpalazzo-sama, I have something to ask!!
Ilpalazzo: What is it?
Excel: Yes, I would like to ask about an organization member while she isn't here.
Ilpalazzo: Go ahead.
Excel: I understand that I am often made to fall in the trap, but why hasn't Ha-chan fallen
even once?
Ilpalazzo: .........
Ilpalazzo: The answer to that question is obvious.
Ilpalazzo: If by any chance she wakes up feeling bad, it would be troublesome for us would
it not?
Excel: ......May I ask one more question?
P. 143
Ilpalazzo: What is it?
Excel: Ummm, what does the reason I fall down...
Excel: Have to do with this......
Ilpalazzo: The solution to that question is obvious......
Ilpalazzo: Would you like to hear it?
*hmmm
Excel: Please give me time to think.
P. 144
*pant pant sweat huff
*cough pant cough
*it's open a crack
*door -->push -->open
P. 145
Menchi's thoughts: Now's my chance......
*piku
Hyatt: Menchi..
Hyatt: san...
*pant sweat
*cough pant cough pant
*grab
Menchi: Whimper..
Hyatt: Menchi-san...
Menchi: whimper...
P. 146
Hyatt: Nourishment...
Hyatt: Meat...
*Hoooooowl!
*slide
Excel's third neighbor: Ya gotta get some ventilation once in a while.
*sweat puff
Excel's neighbor: Ah...thanks...
Excel's third neighbor: I bought the things ya asked for.
*sweat sweat cough
Excel's neighbor: Yeah...I'll pay you back...cough!
P. 147
*turn
*sweat
Excel's third neighbor: Ice pack
*sweat
Excel's third neighbor: Banana
*cough
Excel's third neighbor: Canned peaches
*can says "yellow peaches"
Excel's third neighbor: Well, take care now.
*step
Excel's neighbor: WAIT!
Excel's third neighbor: What?
Excel's neighbor: Where's the cold medicine I asked for?
*COUGH HACK
Excel's third neighbor: In my village, when ya say "cold medicine"...
*sweat sweat
Excel's neighbor: WHO THE HELL IN YOUR DAMN VILLAGE DECIDED THAT!
P. 148
Excel's third neighbor: If ya don't want it, just say so!
*SLIDE (open)
Excel's neighbor: I'm askin you, hey...
*SLIDE (closed)
Excel's neighbor: ...Oh, man,
Excel's neighbor: It sucks to have a cold.
*cough
Excel's neighbor's thoughts: But, hey, having someone you can rely on,
*cough
Excel's neighbor: siiigh
Excel's neighbor's thoughts: That's somethin' to be thanful for.
*SLIDE
Excel's neighbor: Yo! That was quick!
Excel's neighbor: "Thank you..." (in English)
Excel's third neighbor: Eggs and
Excel's third neighbor: sake. (Tamagozake, a type of sake with egg in it, is supposed to be
a cold remedy, but this just eggs and sake)
Excel's neighbor: YOU!! basta-
*COUGH COUGH COUGH
P. 149
Excel: Not only permission to leave early to help nurse Ha-chan......
Excel: BUT MONEY TO PAY FOR MEDICAL EXPENSES!!
Excel: You're the best! Ilpalazzo-sama!
*some sound effect
*piku
Excel's thoughts: Thank you for your kindness!
Excel's thoughts: I pray that he would do the same for me if I fall ill!
Excel's vision of Ilpalazzo: Ha ha ha, we can't have you dying all of a sudden can we,
P. 150
Excel: Just as I say it, pharmacy located!
*Juuzeki Family Pharmacy
Excel: I'm sure in a basic place like this, they'd have cold medicine......
Excel: And also something for energy...
Excel: Huh?
*pat pat pat pat pat pat
P. 151
Excel's thoughts: Blue sky
Excel's thoughts: White clouds-
Excel: NOW'S NO TIME TO GO ESCAPING REALITY!!
Excel's thoughts: Calm down Excel! Think a second!
Excel's thoughts: Remember where you dropped the money!
Excel's thoughts: At the tobacco shop on the corner of block one, I was happy and spun
around two times,
Excel's thoughts: I remember on the pedestrian bridge, I happily spun around 3 times...
Excel's thoughts: In front of the fish shop, I amused myself and jumped and spun three and a
...half times.
Excel's thoughts: At block four, I was about to be hit by a car and I fainted...
Excel: Aah! I'm thinking about too many things!
P. 152
Excel: Searching at random...
*step
Excel: won't find anything, I think...chuckle
step
Excel: ah,
Excel: A police box huh?
*walk walk
Excel:I think I'll take a detour.
*Ashisankusu, Gochinmaru & Kinema
Excel: Ha
*turn
Policeman: Is that a lost item?
*running footsteps
P. 153
Excel: Yeees! here, here!
*STEP
Excel: I AM THE OWNER!
Policeman: Well, that's lucky isn't it?
Policeman: You should be thankful it was picked up.
Policeman: There aren't many people nowadays who would report finding it.
Excel: Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
Policeman: Well anyway, the lost item has been handed over,
Excel: Yes...
Policeman: Are you carrying any identification?
Excel's third neighbor: ...?
Policeman: Huh?
P. 154
Excel: I'm hooome.
Excel: Ah, the two of them are sleeping.
*Tired from the struggle and sleeping.
Excel: Me-n-chiii
*release
Excel: Today, I yielded to government authority.
Excel singing: I'm home Ha-chan.
*rests head
Excel: Are you alive? Just kidding.
P. 155
Excel: Her heart......
Excel: It's not beating?
Excel: Ha-chan?......
Menchi: whimper
Excel: Menchi...
*nervous
Excel: ......Where should we bury her?
*piku
P. 156
Hyatt: Oh, sempai,
*sit
Hyatt: You're home early.
Excel: EEK!!
Hyatt: What's the matter? You sound like you've seen a ghost...
Excel: Well...Ha-chan,
Excel: Your heart......had stopped......
Hyatt: My heart......had?
Hyatt: Again?
Excel: So you're not,
Excel: Ah, you've recovered from your cold huh?
Excel's thoughts: The virus must have died first, surely...
*boil boil boil
Excel's third neighbor: Just wait.
Excel's third neighbor: I'm makin' somethin' special.
*sweat
Excel's neighbor: Please...
*sweat
Excel's neighbor: Go home...
End of Mission 6
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