You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

1.  You can't say one phrase without mentioning Aqua. 

2.  You downloaded every website you could find. 


3.  All your friends and family know who Aqua is because you keep talking about them so much. 

4.  Your Aquarium cd is damaged because you played it constantly. 

5.  You have all the words to all their songs memorized. 

6.  On the internet chatlines, your nickname is one of the Aqua songs. 


7.  You go to their official website even though you don't know any danish. 


8.  ...and you learn danish just so that you can read it. 


9. Someone asks who you are and you say "I'm a Barbie Girl." 


10. You train your goldfish to wear a miniskirt and swim around calling out: Ken! Ken! 

11. You are secretly constructing a canoe in your bedroom so you can paddle to Denmark. 

12. You'll try everything Danish (cookies, pastry, Carlsberg beer...) 

13. You mumble their songs unconsciously 

14. You collect all articles in your local media and cut the pin-ups you
find NICELY 

15. You paste their pictures in your locker, your room, your wallet, your
file... 

16. You will do ANYTHING to watch their concert in your hometown if your
parents don't allow you to... like BEG THEM, join ALL the contests you see
in those mags and CD shops... and worse come to worse you'll sneak out of
your room to go to it! 

17. Buy ALL their singles 

18. Mail all your e-frens to ask if they have heard any news about Aqua in
their country 

19. Promote them - sign all guestbooks making reference to Aqua 

20. Go to Denmark (perhaps even Norway) 

21. If you've been to a concert of theirs, the place which they have
performed will always be sentimental to you... 

22. ... but then, so will your clothes, your bag, your shoes, your whatever
you wore to the concert :P 

23. If you've got their autograph on paper, you'll frame/laminate it 

24. You'll dream of them everytime you fall asleep 

25. Your hair would either be orange in colour (with or without black
streaks), in little gelled spikes (blonde or brown dyed preferable) or
you'll be TOTALLY bald 

26. If you are bald, you'll colour your sides and eyebrows an outrageous
colour 

27. You'll (almost) faint at the sight of them IN THE FLESH 

28. You'll use the search engines on the Net to seek out MORE facts about
Aqua 

29. If you ever touch them, you'll never wash that part of your body again 

30. You'll learn to dance like them... 

31. ... and then formulate dance steps to their songs on your own 

32. Your computer would be turned to the Aqua desktop theme 

33. (reference to no. 2) Your computer crashes because you stuffed too many
pictures and sound files and text files into it 

34. You'll die of misery if you don't get to hear Aqua at least once a day 

35. You'll never get tired of them 

36. You'll switch radio stations until one of them plays an Aqua song 

37. You'll switch channels (cable or local etc.) on the TV set until they
play an Aqua MTV 

38. Your signature file is "AQUA FOREVER" 

39. Your email address would be something pertaining to Aqua 

40. You email Aqua regularly 

41. Your voice would suddenly break into a high pitch (and stay that way
because you keep singing their songs) 

42. You'll fume at anyone who speaks bad about Aqua 
 
43. You have a fanpage 

44. You set up a fanclub 

45. You'll watch their videos thousands of times on the VCD you bought until
it gets damaged 

46. You'll never let your destructive baby brother near your precious Aqua
stuff 

47. You'll cry thousands of buckets of tears if they ever break up (touch
wood!) 

48. Speaking of wood, you'll carve their logo into it (there's a true life
example!) 

49. You'll read all their biographies (if they were existant) 

50. You'll buy a birthday cake (blue icing and fishy accessories) on each of
their birthdays and eat them all up 

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