You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

351. You go to sleep each night to their cd and put it on repeat so you wake
up to the voice of Rene 

352. You take your pay check and instead of paying back your mom you go the
the mall and buy clothes that you have seen lene and rene in 

353. You do as much as you can from this list, and you count how many
things you have done. 

354. You hated blue until you saw the cover of Aquarium. Now it is your
favorite color. 

355. You make up a religion based on characters from the music videos.
(Candyman, the pirates, etc.) 

356. You get annoyed when other people get the same ideas you have to the
list first. 

357. Your brother now accepts Aqua as a real music group (after some
brainwashing....) 

358. You brother yells "Come on Barbie let's go party!" out your car
window.  (this really happened) 

359. You have an Aqua themed costume party.  Everyone must come dressed as
Aqua or a music video character. 

360. In school you don't take notes anymore.  You either draw the Aqua logo
or write down ideas for this list.  (This is true for my boring classes)


361. Your boyfriend must have one of the following: a bald head, red hair,
or spiked blond hair. 

362. You've been stealing props from the studio where Aqua films their
music videos. 

363. You host a game show and hope that a hot DJ will come ask you to join
a music group. 

364. The local radio DJs have a restraing order against you. 

365. You are really mad that Mattel is getting another chance at the
lawsuit. (I think all Aqua fans feel this way.) 

366. You wish Lene would stop running off with other guys and just stay
with Rene. 

367. You count how many times you hear each Aqua song on the radio. 

368. You shoot Celine Dion and steal all the "Titanic" soudtracks you can
find so that Aqua can have a chance at #1. (This "Titanic" thing is
too overplayed where I live, and I think Aqua and a lot of other groups
are missing their chance at #1 because of it.) 

369. You gather all the Aqua fans you know and form a conspiracy against
Mattel. 

370. You look in every store for Aqua wallpaper. And when you don't find any 
you make your own out of magazine clippings and computer print-outs. 

371. You put Dr.Jones on your stereo and get into a pot in hopes that Rene 
will come to save you. 

372. You build a spaceship to travel to Bountyland in search of the Candyman.  

373. Ask your Mom if you can legally change your name to one of the members'. 

374. You know every small detail about each Aqua member. 

375. All you can do on a date is talk about Aqua. 

376. You'll do anything for them (provided that it is not illegal). 

377. You dream about marrying an Aqua member. 

378. In an exam, you put down one of the Aqua members as your name. 

379. You make several scrapbooks about Aqua. 

380. Your teacher tells you to stop singing that annoying Aqua song
because it disturbes people during a test. 

381. Your parents wake you up in the middle of the night because you were
singing Aqua songs in your sleep. 

382. You change all your likes and dislikes so you can have everything in
common with each member. 

383. You know the Aqua members better than you know yourself. 

384. You play an instrument and each song you play is an Aqua song. 

385. You are failing a lot of subjects because you think about Aqua day
and night. 

386. Your license plate says "Aqua" on it. 

387. You don't have any money because you spent your entire bank account
on them. 

388. You are in an MRT (a public train service in Singapore) station/train.
There's this guy playing full blast on his Discman.  You actually get near
him to know if he's listening to Aqua (I plead guilty :P) 

389. So there's this guy with a magazine.  You look over his shoulder to read the Aqua article he was reading (guilty again :P) 

390. You go buy the mag after you finish reading over his shoulder (*heehee*) 

391. You are going to scan the article LIME (local mag) had for its April issue about the Aqua mini-concert (yep, I'm going to :P) 

392. You try to access the website that "supposedly" had Lene's nude pic to mail and threaten to kill the webmaster who put it up if they don't delete the page 

393. You stare at the cable TV set at the MRT station just to wait for a glimpse of Aqua's MTVs (really!!!) 

394. speaking of which, you try to persuade your dad to get cable TV so that you could watch MTV Most Wanted on April 17!  There's something about Aqua
there... 

395. You'll go to London after they have moved 

396. You persuade your friend to translate Barbie Girl into Chinese: 

wo shi ba bi nu (I'm a Barbie Girl)
zai ba bi shi jie (in a Barbie world)
su jiao sheng ming (Life in plastic)
fei chang guo ying (it's fantastic)
lai sho wo de fa (You can brush my hair)
tuo diao wo de yi (undress me everywhere)

then she didn't want to do anymore :\ 

397. You actually get booked by the prefect in your school because you were
listening to Aquarium on Discman in the school premises (*phew* not yet :) 

398. You scrape your money together to buy an Aqua thing 

399. You are envious of the people who won an Aqua goodie bag (including a
mousepad and hot water bottle) in the LIME contest - because you didn't get
it! 

400. You show off to everybody in the school that you have Aqua's (authentic) signatures by placing the pin-up on your file (*hehheh*) 

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