You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

801. During a french lesson you got so bored you started translating Happy 
Boys and Girls: 

Content garcons et content fils volont etre 
(Happy boys and happy girls will be)
Nous pas content garcons et fils
(We are the happy boys and girls)
Content garcons et content fils volont etre 
(Happy boys and happy girls will be)
Ainsi content oueah
(So happy yeah)
Ainsi j'aime ainsi content oueah
(So I'm so happy yeah)

So there ya go!



802. Your other best friend who is in England at the moment has bought you 
a CD, a book and heaps of magazines with Aqua articles in them for 
you. 

803. You can't understand why everyone you know likes grunge or heavy 
metal and not Aqua. 

804. You love one magazine cos they always have a poster or article on 
aqua. But you hate the other one cos they hardly ever have anything 
on aqua and if they do it's putting them down. 

805. If you have printed all of theses pix and stuck them in your school 
diary as well as magazine pix and lyrics ect. So many that there are 
several weeks of the year in which it is impossible to write 
anything. I also have "presented in Aquascope" on the front page. 

806. You are the only person in your whole school of over 2000 students 
who is totally into aqua. True story! 

807. You wrote a really nasty letter to a magazine because they said that 
aqua is full of daggy guys that don't do much. The guys are not daggy 
and they do LOADS!!!!! 

808. You have bought a whole magazine for one tiny picture of aqua. 

809. You were really annoyed because your TV guide doesn't say what's in 
each episode of Ricky Lake and so you missed the Aqua episode! But 
luckily your best friend was watching it and taped it for you and 
then copied it on to your video! She's so nice!  

810. Lene dies.  Lene is alive.  Lene dies.  Lene is alive.  Lene dies. 
Lene is alive.  Lene dies.  Lene is alive.  Hmm.  Sounds like she's
immortal, so you pray that Duncan MacLeod doesn't try to behead her. 
(watch "Highlander" to get this) 

811. You really start to believe that Lene and Gwen Stefani are soul mates
because they have so much in common. (female lead singer, constant
"deaths", etc.) 

812. You think that Lene, Gwen, Kenny, and anyone else who has died as much
as them should form a group called "Living Corpses". 

813. You try to come up with a scientific theory about how Lene always
comes back to life. 

814. You think Lene and Kenny should get married.  Since they always come
back to life, they can live together forever. 

815. You rethink the "Living Corpses" idea because Buffy the Vampire Slayer
might come after them. 

816. You make an attempt to count how many times Lene has come back to life
since Aqua became famous. 

817. You are the biggest punk rawker at your school and still manage to listen to listen to your aQuA cd once a day! Like me! 

818. Instead of sleeping with a teddy bear at night, you sleep with a piece
of Aqua merchandise. 

819. Because Lene and Kenny both died numerous times, you think that Aqua
should have been included in the Chef-Aid: The South Park album cd. 

820. You want to destroy The Spice Girls because they kept winning every
award that Aqua was nominated for (we all know who has real girl power
don't we?). 

821. you take AQUA pics from your little cousins TEENY BOPPER magazines 

822. You were going to hunt down & kidnap Lene's fiance so that she can't
marry anyone but Rene, but now you are afraid to because it's her
bodyguard. 
 
823. You are really ticked off at those Hit n Hide people for trying to be
Aqua clones, but you are happy that they chose to imitate an awesome
group like Aqua instead of lame Spice Girls. (You know the Spice
Clones - All Saints.) 

824. You really think that the woman on the cover of the Hit n Hide is a
fan of Lene because of the hair. 

825. You want to be captured by aliens 

826. Lollipops are your favorite candy 

827. You sing into a Lollipop as if  it were a microphone like Rene did 

828. You call a space station to say that you've sighted a new planet called
Bountyland 

829. If you tell your boy/girl friend that their word is your command 

830. You buy a telescope to try to find Aqua'a spaceship and Bountyland 

831. When you cry it sounds like this ayipeeeeaaaauuuuu a yippeee a yeah
ayippie aouuuuu ahhhhhh 

832. If you write "I love Aqua" on all bank notes before spending them 

833. If you walked 7 miles in the pitch dark to the nearest record shop to buy (5 copies) good morning sunshine on the day it was released, cos you couldn't borrow your mum's car, you left your bike at uni, and there's no public pansport where you live. 

834. If you made sure you got to the record shop hours before it opened so you could be the first person to buy good morning sunshine when it did. 

835. If you got an Aqua wristband for your 18th birthday and have never taken it off since then (4 months ago) even for showers or swimming. 

836. If you hassle the DJ's at every club you go to until they play an Aqua song 

837. If you made up dances to all the songs with your friends and then do them on the stage in the clubs (when the DJ's finally give in to your hassling) 

838. If your local club says they don't have barbie girl on CD so next time you take your own copy and ask them to play it, and they do! 

839. You'll do anything to make Aqua the most popular band in the world...even if you have to send a chain-letter to everyone in the world. 

840. You spend all of your b~day and Christmas money on Aqua Stuff. (Hannuka,
Kwanza, Chineese new year....... ect.) 

841. You cover all of your schoolbooks with Aqua logos, pictures of fish,or
Lene, RENE`, Sorren or Claus's pics. 

842. You get angry because the tatoo parlor doesn't have an Aqua pattern. 

843. Water is your favorite beverage. 

844. If you're at a party and the D.J.'s won't play Aqua, or don't have the
Album, aquarium, you give them death threats...... (True story for me!) 

845. ......or you carry the CD with you for emergencies like that!!!! (true story for me, also!) 

846. You don't get afraid of Jellyfish or lobsters on the beach. 

847. You think everyone bald id related to Rene. Charlie Brown, Homer
Simpson, Tommy Pickles, Michael Jordan, Porky Pig, ect. 

848. You name your pets after Aqua nicknames, (My cocketeil name is Spike (like Sorren) becuase Spike has big, spikey feathers on hid head)  

849. If you use Aqua Fresh Tooth paste LOL 

850. You say that the violinists on Titanic should have been Playing Aqua
songs as the ship was sinking to keep everyone cheerful. So what if they're
dying at least they'll be listening to Aqua before they die! 

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