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I watched MTV In Control last month, 
where Aqua got to take over MTV for an hour. Here's the dialogue:

(In Control starts. Lene is sitting on the top rung of the ladder
leading 
to the stage. The other 3 are standing below her.)

Lene: Hi, this is Lene,
Rene: This is Rene,
Soren: This is Soren,
Claus: And this is Rene, and...
(everyone laughs)
Rene: And this is Bon Jovi!
(everyone laughs again)
Lene: (shouts out) And we have JET-LAG!!!
Soren: NO!!! We are Aqua! And we are in control of MTV!!!
Claus: I'm so lucky to have the honour of selecting the first video....
Rene: He fancys Bon Jovi!
Claus: I DON'T fancy him, but I do fancy Madonna. And now here's her 
newest video from her newest album, 'Ray Of Light', here's 'Frozen'.
(Frozen plays)
Soren: Hi, this is Soren, and I will present the next video, from Jimmy 
Ray, well, we're NOT saying we are Jimmy Ray, but that we are saying
that 
I am Soren and this is Aqua. Anyway, we saw him at the Smash Hits SHow, 
and we are going to give him all our...hmm..what was it?
Rene: Support?
Soren: That's it! Support! Now, here is Jimmy Ray, 'Are You Jimmy Ray?'.
Lene: Check out his legs! They can move!
(Jimmy Ray plays)
Lene: This is still Lene, and this is still Aqua, and you're still 
watching In Control - hopefully! Now I will present one of my favourite 
bands, Suede, with 'Beautiful Ones', because we are so beautiful.
Soren + Claus: BEAUTIFUL......
(Rene looks at them with a strange look)
(Beautiful Ones plays)
(MTV comes in and plays Dr Jones)
Rene: Hi, this is Aqua, and the next video from me...well, actually
it's 
from all of us...
Soren: All of us! 
(points at band members)
Rene: OK, lets play Will Smith's 'Getting Jiggy Wit It'.
(Lene and Claus groove their bodies as they 'Get Jiggy Wit It' ;) )
(Will Smith plays)
(Astro comes in and plays 'Gadis Misteri'. I bet you MTV wanted to play 
'Barbie Girl'!)
Soren: This is Aqua, and before I present the next video, here's a bit 
I'll like to present....
(sings 'We Are The World' - in Danish!)
Rene: (points at Soren) We Are The World!!! 
(everyone laughs - except Soren, who's busy singing) 
Lene: I'm not from Denmark, so I won't sing it!
Soren: (points at the guys) We're from Denmark.....
Rene: He's from Denmark, but from a different part than me!
Soren: Well, here's another group from Denmark, Micheal Learns To Rock 
with 'Sleeping Child'.
(MLTR plays)
(MTV comes in with 'Balik Balikin', 'All That I Need' and 'Tataplah'.)
Claus: Unfortunately, everything has to end, and we are nearing the end 
of this show.
(Soren pretends to cry)
Claus: So before we go, here's my last wish - 'Rhythm Is A Dancer' by 
Snap.
(Lene sings 'RIAD' while dancing - but she's still sitting down)
Claus: They're a great group, and their beats are cool, so here's Snap
- 
'Rhythm Is A Dancer'
Lene: (followed by the others) Bye!
(Aqua looks really sad and really sorry that the show has to end.
Aww...)
(RIAD plays)

*Special thanx to Tiara for this article !!!*