ATTORNEY GENERAL JOHN ASHCROFT ATE MY BALLS!!!
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"Whatever else we can say about them, those terrorists had some enormous balls, and I will not stop until I have eaten them all personally!" |
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"I stand beside president Balls...I mean Bush...in his committment to eating balls." |
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"God, I know you're up there. Could you please just show me the way to balls?" |
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"I once ate a ball THIS BIG!" |
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"We must cover examples of indecency such as this to prevent them from drawing our nation's attention away from our hunt for balls." |
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"I think the American people are spending far too much time worrying about shadows of lost balls." |
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"I'm just a Dick without any balls!" |