JUSTICE!!
by Minako
I don't know who is responsible for the wonder that is Shin Kidousenki Gundam
Wing, but Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi are responsible for the wonder that
is Slayers. I claim no right to their genius, just to my insanity.
** = voice descriptions
() = actions
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(START)
Duo: *muttering* why am I doing this?
(Duo seems to realize the microphone's on.)
Duo: *in his usual cheerful tone* In order to sell justice... sell justice?
What the heck does that mean? Hey is this right? Hey! Heero! Stop Heero!
*fades out*
(There's a clacking noise as the microphone is taken by someone else.)
Heero: *in his usual monotone* In order to 'sell' justice, we have...
Amelia: *in her usual high-pitched and overly hyper voice* Mr. Heero! That
was quite unjust what you just did to poor Mr. Duo!
Heero: *in his usual monotone* Amelia wil Tesla Seryuun and...
Wufei: *in his usual arrogant tone* Oh, be quiet woman, Maxwell deserves to
be dragged off like that after the things he's done.
Heero: *in his usual monotone* Wufei Chang.
Amelia: But it was unjust! For that matter, who are you to call me 'woman'!?
That's sexist, and being sexist is unjust!
Wufei: Nataku and I have our own sense of justice. You are a woman, and you
are weak, therefore... UGH!
(Wufei makes strangled noises.)
Amelia: Forgive me Mr. Wufei! You're 'sense of justice' is unforgivable! In
the name of the true justice, I shall have to punish you!
Wufei: *choking* You're... quite strong... for a weak woman.
Amelia: *screaming in anger* Taste my Fist of Justice Mr. Wufei!
Wufei: Stop it woman!
Amelia: *astonished* Amazing! He blocked my Fist of Justice!
Wufei: *calmly* Nataku and I will not tolerate you much longer.
Amelia: Who's this Nataku person? All I see is Mr. Heero and that mecha.
Wufei: Yes, that would be Nataku.
Amelia: You talk to a mecha!?
Wufei: It is more than a mere mecha, but the spirit of Nataku.
Amelia: You're crazy Mister.
Wufei: You call yourself just!? Saying a thing like that. Stupid woman.
Amelia: My name is AMELIA! Not woman!
Wufei: Your name is of no matter to me. Now, out of my way, woman, so that
Nataku and I may complete our mission.
Amelia: *confused* Your mission?
Wufei: Yes, I shall destroy all that is evil. Those who are weak should not
have to fight for themselves.
(Amelia proceeds to forget all that has occurred between herself and Wufei)
Amelia: *excitedly* I agree! Perhaps we should team up to destroy evil!
(Wufei sighs exaggeratedly.)
Wufei: You're a woman, and so you are weak, I do not want your help.
(Amelia growls.)
Amelia: Mr. Wufei! I shall punish you in the name of Justice! Pacifist
Crush!!
(Heero coughs.)
Duo (having returned from wherever Heero had him dragged off to): There they
go again.
Heero: *in his usual monotone* Follow your own sense of justice to receive
full satisfaction in life. For a full explanation of how to find your own
sense of justice, call us, at 1-800-gundam-W. Phone calls are only one
hundred yen a minute.
Duo: *back to being cheerful* That's only a dollar American a minute!
Heero: *in his usual monotone* Be quiet Duo. Call now. Or else.
(Sound of a gun being cocked.)
Duo: Whoa, Heero! Is that really necessary?
Amelia: That's unjust Mr. Heero!
Wufei (In Shenron): I'll show you unjust woman!
Amelia: And you call yourself an ally of justice!?
Wufei: When did I say that? I shall bring justice to the universe.
(Duo coughs.)
Duo: Please, disregard what Heero said... If you call in now, you will be
able to speak with either Wufei or Amelia, offer only stands for the first
100 callers, so call now!
(Long pause, with loud fighting sounds in the background.)
Duo: *hissing* Cut... cut... cut...
(END)
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Things like this are on the top ten list of reasons I can't believe I
actually won the English award last year ^_^ Yes, I did hand this in, and
yes, I did get a good mark. Can you believe it? I can't. C&C are welcome -
daybreak_impression@yahoo.ca - kind crits are ok, but flames make me cry.
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