YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Evgenia, go by Angie
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Michael.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? And subject them to the same torture I have to endure? Nope.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Someone with a nice, simple name. Emily or Jessie, one of you will do just dandy.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? You-jenia is the most common one. Eff-jeena is a close second.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Given that it's worse than my first name, most definitely yes, unless I marry someone with a nice and simple name.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? View of whatta whatta?
(8) Do you think God has a gender? No. It's an...it.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? *shrugs* Let people believe what they believe.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? Ahhh...NO.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? To the cemetery?
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? I'm not religious, so yes. I do.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Tee-hee. That's a funny question.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Yushi and Francesca, with their blubberings.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Unfortunately.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I'm not much of a comedienne, really...
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Penguins!!!
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Horny fruit? Wait no...that was Chokora. I don't do funny.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Once a month, about.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Too many to list. I actually usually like most of the songs I hear, but I don't like the performers. Bad voices, bad tuning jobs on the instruments, etc.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Japanese stuff. All of it.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? "I Can See It" from The Fantasticks, "I Would Die for You" by Phil Kirkorov, and a bunch of others.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Gah...I don't do serenade, but if I absolutely had to..."Phantom of the Opera" ^^v
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? I really don't know the names of any trumpet songs, but that's what I'd expect him to use.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? erm...I actually don't know what people think of it, but I love the french version of The Three Musketeers.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? I've...never watched a movie with a sequel?.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Never watched Star Wars, don't intend to *ducks away from Francesca*.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Romantic swashbuckling comedy adventure movies along the lines of the Princess Bride. ^^;;;;
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Crappily animated movies.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste all the way.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?Cheddar cheese curds.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I have become a member of the cheese curd cult.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Sure, the taste doesn't change, does it?
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Never. I help balance out the vegetation/meat ratio in the world!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC, darling AIVAS-II
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? Not much, unless I get to take it apart mahself and put it back together...mahself.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Often...usually...almost always.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Mostly. I'm more confident when people don't hear my accent.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Nope.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? No, but I wish they would experience life as a female. Muahaha.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Their sheer stupidity which can be oh-so-funny at times.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? The same sheer stupidity which can become annoying.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Everything? ^^;;;
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? If it has Clark Gable...oh YEAH.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? I don't care much for autographs, really.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Nope...
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Can Joe Anderson pull it off, you think?
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? *shrugs* I don't care much for celebrities who I don't regularly obsess over.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Britney Spears'...so then I would know how to get a decent body.
(51) Do you want to be them? No...I don't really wanna be hated by all the females of the world. o_x;;;;
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? What's so funny about that?
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? Wouldn't you like to know?
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Two more weeks until I find out what it is...
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Nuh-uh.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Doesn't everyone?
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Yes, but I don't use it.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Oh yeah. Phone numbers. Die, evil telephones!
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No, I love 'em! There are less chances to make a dumb arithmetic error with them!
(60) What do you think of pi? Is it blueberry?
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? What do you think you're doing, corrupting an innocent young girl such as myself?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I'd yell at them. I did yell at them.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? A blind date would be fun, but a "blind" shallow date is a definite no-no.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Ha! Who could possibly have the same name as my family members?
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No. In fact, I wish it wasn't at all. I'm SHY, you hear me? But given that that'll nevah happen...*pushes her gals toward random guys*
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Sha~alow. But fun?
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Well...once I started liking him for his personality, I found him very cute. Still do.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Ha, I wish.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? At this point of time and emotional commitment is all I need and all I can hope for. -_-;;;
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? Say what?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My collection of "The Three Musketeers" movies.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Gold. To be traded in for numerous schtuffs.
(73) How badly do you want it? Auction on my soul starting in 5 minutes...
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Seen what?
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Given that I haven't seen the movie...I still don't undestand. I'm stupid.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? It annoys me even on Christmas.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I already did. A year ago.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? That purple thing from the middle school medieval fair.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? That purple thing from the middle school medieval fair. What can I say, I only dressed up what, twice?
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? New Year, maybe?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Stage crew day. Screwgun and jigsaw parade included.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Excellent.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Non-existent.
(84) What is your earliest memory? Going to Russia last summer. I warned you.
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Life is one neverending happy memory. Not.
(86) What is your strangest memory? Mm...don't remember?
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? The Newsies in its entirety.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Gladiator.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? MARS
(90) What song makes/made you cry? For Fruits Basket from Fruits Basket OP
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? The drama club in combination with my friends. *cries*
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? Yes. The world can never have enough beautiful, all-around perfect geniuses like myself.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Not if it involves high temperatures...*hides in a glacier*
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? No, but my mom will!
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Do you think that 101 dalmatians is too many? No, silly.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? Ma~aybe?
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Am I ever sorry for anything?
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? "Is a person inherently good? Bad? Both?"
(99) How would you have answered it? "Ask Ms. Jesse."
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? In my previous life, maybe?
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Yes, aliens do exist. Hi.