Shopping at the Starry Starry Store
chapter 1
by Sailorbonz
Goody, you've made it to aisle 16. The Fiction aisle. There's two stuff over here, one outta boredom the other outta imagination. ^-^ Now, here's a little trick I've found...Get a calculator. Got it? Good. Now, press the numbers "1314" into that calculator. Did that? Well done. Here's the tricky part...Turn. The. Calculator. Upside. Down...What do you see? Well, it depends on what you *want* to see. But I assure you, the any Hiei fanatic will appreciate this. ^_^
The second part...a spoofy widdle fic! Starrin' The Great Hiei-kawaiisamaouji* (* = T'is my OWN personal name for Hiei. Use it and I guess I hafta bug you computer thusly blowing it up in your face^^)
Shopping in the (modified) Starry Starry Store.
BY: SailorBonz (that li'l wannabe sailor senshi chick)
Disclaimers. Plainly if you know enough to click fanfics of your favorite anime and know what they mean when they referrence to it. You SHOULD know who created what. If ya don't..go back to the Main Page and READ about your anime a scooch further. Ne? Hai. ^_^ Read on!
"Matataku ryuusei...Negai wo takushite.." sang a the sailor senshi riding atop her Seiyoku staff, in a most Botan-esque manner, eating a package of YanYan. Finishing the last seseame stick dipped in choco-pudding-stuff, she materialized a little map outta Kasa-space. Looking at it and looking at the world below her, she folded it up and dived down at a 45 degree angle.
In a cramped office...
"Maa, Carpol Tunnel Syndrome sucks..." yawned a very tired Hikari. Leaning back in her Chair, she lazily watched the clouds pass by. Returning to her Fic Writing duties, thus from her pet raven's loud squawkin', she wearily typed on in her Writer's Keyboard. In the beginning of her writing an ever-so obvious knock at the window broke her concentration. Now, the figure that made the noise would've startled a normal person. But seeing as how Hikari didn't freak out at the sight, we're assuming they know each other.
"Ossu! Hikachu! Lemme in! We're goin' shoppin' today!" yelled an overly stimulated, fake, SailorBonz through the window, waving from the outside. Lightening up at seeing Bonz-chan, naturally she opened the window which SailorBonz quickly took the opportunity in swooshing inside, jumping off her Seiyoku staff and returning it to kasa-space.
"Saa, Bonz-chan, I thought we were going to shop tomorrow?"
"Nah, it's today^^ C'mon save yer work and let's git ta shoppin'!"
"Hai...anou, where's Rin-san?"
"Aa, we're gettin' Rin-chan next! C'MON!" insisted the eager sailor senshi, already, in her seat and saving her work. Materializing the Seiyoku staff, hopped on it and prodded Hikari into mounting as well.
"I swear Bonz-chan...you're WORSE than Botan-san..."
"*grumbles* Yare, yare...hey...at least mine comes with seats and seatbelts, ne? So get your rear in gear and LET'S GO!"
"....Fine, fine." replied a wary Hikari, carefully reaching in her own kasa-space pocket, and attaching a seat to the Seiyoku staff and fastening the seatbelt.
"Anou...Hikachu?"
"Nani?"
"^-^ Can I bring one o' your pet ravens along too?"
"*sweatdrops*...Hai, go on ahead, Bonz-chan."
Grinning, and look over her shoulder and beckoning to one of the ravens perched around Hikari's office. With Hikari in the back seat, and the raven on her shoulder, SailorBonz zoomed on outta the window Hikari forgot to close.
In the Phillipines...
Grinning as she typed more and more into her computer, a Ryoko look-a-like gave out a peal of maniacal laughter as she hit the "Submit" button. Back out in the air, SailorBonz pondered over her map. Feeding the raven on her shoulder crumbs on the YanYan she was previously eating.
"...Bonz-chan?"
"Nani?"
"Are we there yeeet?"
"...Y'know what?"
"What?"
"We're there."
"Oh."
"HAH! Didn't expect that, didja?!"
Hikari sweatdropped as SailorBonz grinned victoriously at overcoming one of the most nerve-melting problems of long-distance travelling as they flew down to Rin's house. Hopping off, and putting away the 'Staff, the knocked on the door of Rin's house to the tune of "Romantic Solider". Yawning, Rin teleported to the door in Ryoko-fashion. Be the ever-cautious one she layed her hand on the doorknob and asked who's there.
"It's the Chou Hiei Fan Girls!" yelled an estatic sailor. Opening the door cheerily in answer to her V.P. an Sgt. at Arms, she welcomed the raven demon and the sailor senshi into the house.
"Maa, Bonz-chan...today's the Day, ne?"
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" answered the senshi as Hikari sweatdropped.
"Mou! Let's get going!" Grabbing a duffel bag and scooting the demon and senshi out of the door.
"Next visit..."
"THE STARRU STARRU WRITER'S STORE!" yelled the three Chou Hiei no FanGirls...
Um..^-^ This'll be part one..two's coming up...ACK! *hops onto her Seiyoku staff as Hikachu and Rin-chan come at her with mallets* I'LL FINISH!!!!!!!!!