One day this girl with no arms and no legs was on the beach. She started crying so the life guard came out of his tower and asked her what was wrong. She said that she was never hugged before, so the life guard hugged her and went back to his tower.

About twenty minutes later the girl started crying again, so the lifeguard came out again and asked her what was wrong. She said that she was never kissed before, so the lifeguard kissed her and went back to his tower.

Then about twenty minutes the girl cried again. The lifeguard came down from his tower and asked her what was wrong. She said that she was never fucked before. So then the lifeguard picked her up and threw her in the ocean and said

"Now your fucked!"