A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down you can play with your train as long as you use the proper language."

Two hours later, the mother was still in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with this train. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passenger who are disembarking with the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasent one. For those just boarding, we ask you to place your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."