1.White House not big enough for in-laws.
2.Engineering, computer science, and accounting preferred over politics.
3.Not enough parking at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the Toyota Celica, the 1985 Diesel
Mercedes-Benz, and the Chrysler Van.
4.Can't find decent chicken adobo in D.C.
5.Secret Service could never handle nagging mother.
6.Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.
7.No chance for promotion.
8.Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct.
9.Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.
10.Too many windows on White House to put metal bars on outside.
11.Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in reverse gear.
12.Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put the picture of The Last Supper?
13.Could lead to major educational controversy over pronunciation of p's and f's......"fobonics".
14.Too much confusion over the definition of D.C......District of Columbia or Daly City?
15.White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon.
16.FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dashboard.
17.Secret Service staff won't respond to "psssssst psssssst."
18.Secret Service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude statuette
on dashboard.
19.No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential jitneys.
20.No money allocated in budget to purchase karaoke sing-along machines for every room in the White House.
