CLASSICAL STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN GIRL GROUP 1. The gangster asian girl
2. The over-dressed asian girl
3. The asian school girl
4. The asian white girl
1. THE GANGSTER ASIAN GIRL
Usually seen:
- At the mall and at the pool hall, usually giving dirty looks at other asian girls
- Inside a crowded Civic with other gangster girls and any where the gangster asian is.Usually wearing:
- tight shirts, spaghetti strap blouses, or baggy jeans.
.... loves to wear black lipstick and 10-inch heels.
... yet when wearing baggy blue jeans, she will wear a Nike warm-up jacket.
... Another Pochaco, Keroppi, Sanrio nut
... of course, she has dyed-BLOND hair and REALLY black roots!
... believes she is a Sailor-Scout of Sailor Moon!
... a 10th degree black-belt in the art of backstab!
... talks big, but no action!
... is extremely goot at talking behind backs, but will only talk shit when you're beyond a 20-mile radius.
... has a protuding mouth, like a monkey.
... whenever she wants to look attractive, she goes over the edge by wearing skirts up to her stomach.Girls hang out with her because she will fight for them... and Guys hang with her because they want to get her in bed and because she will fight for them.
2. THE OVER-DRESSED ASIAN GIRL
Usually seen:
- At the mall, at the pool hall, at the casino (not gambling but sitting next to boyfriend, staring and his money and his chips)
- the Youth group meetings (usually the leader), at the Karoake bar and inside boyfriend's car.Usually wears:
- tight skirts, flared pants (the ones in which they cannot see their feet), high heels or 10-inch platforms (in which they have no idea how to walk in, they always look off balance while walking)
... she must wear her skanky outfits everywhere she goes with her boyfriend.
... you can hear the cloggin' of her platform heels from a mile away.
... always showing off her cell-phone.. always pretending she's talking to her rich boyfriend!
... of course, she has dyed blond-hair.
... Another Pochaco, Keroppi, Sanrio freak!
... another 10th degree black belt in the art of BACKSTAB.
... plucks her eyebrows, and her eyebrows are just one line!
... she is the ultimate snob...mastered the art of walking with her nose up...
... believes she is "ALL THAT" and enjoys ignoring other guys.
... I knew a girl like this, she never smiled though...why? Because she had ugly ass-teeth! Geez! What a GRILL!
... has a new pair of shoes every other week.Girls hang out with her because she makes them look good and they like to borrow clothes from her.. Guys hang out with her because they want to get her in bed and use her as their car accessory.
3. THE ASIAN SCHOOL GIRL
Usually seen:
- In the study hall or under house-arrest by her parents.Usually wears:
- thick eye-glasses, long sundresses, penny loafers, or sandals.... are completely male-phobic
... sometimes shy, but really anti-social.
... Another Sanrio, Keroppi, Pochaco nut, but she talks to her dolls because she has no social life.
... when approached by a male, and I quote,"I con't talk to youu rite naow!" ... has no social skills whatsoever!
... is the master cheat sheet on all tests!
... talks too loud in her native language!Girls hang out with her so they can cheat off her for tests and she has a nice car.. Guys hang with her because they also like to cheat off her on tests and think they can get a date with her.
4. THE ASIAN WHITE GIRL
Usually seen:
- At the beach playing volleyball
- At Disneyland with her NON-ASIAN friends or in her white boyfriend's BMW.Usually wears:
- Volleyball shorts, Mickey Mouse, college or sorority sweatshirt.... does not know one word of her own native language.
... always lies that she is half-asian or mutt...always says she is part Irish or German.
... has infused into her mind that she is not asian or part-asian.
... does not want to do anything asian (guys, girls, customs)...
... she must date a white person, no matter what their backround.
..loves the fact that she if different and loves to show off about it.Girls hate her because she does not like hanging out with them and guys they think they can get a date with her but they soon learn to stay away from her.
