101 Ways/Reasons To Get Rid Of Kenji/Tracey
Note: Some of these may not be suitable for younger kids and fans of Tracey (Kenji).

1. In the Episode “In The Pink!”,make the Ryhorn mad, charge at Tracey, fall over the cliff! -Save the Ryhorn...

2. PUSH him off the cliff.

3. Tie a weight to his hands and ankles and push him off Lapras.

4. Burn him and his ugly sketches in a brush fire.

5. Drown him in a hot geyser.

6. Anyone whose name in as corny as “TRACE y SKETCH-IT” should be dragged out into the street and shot!

7. Brock was taken off of the show in Japan because they didn’t think the Americans would accept him because his eyes were different (-_-) Who cares about being wide-eyed?!
(Except for Ash, Misty and all the other GOOD people)!

8. When Team Rocket appears, hand HIM over!

9. Read “Old .VS. New” in fanfic.

10.Tie him to a tether-ball post.

11. Tracey draws pretty girls, Brock has the courage to go up to them.
Tracey’s a stalker and draws Pokémon and girls for a living. Who would want to draw them and act like a stalker?! Uh....Tracey of course!

12. Chain him up to an electric fence, dump water on him.

13. William Tell, pin apple on his chest instead of head and shoot arrow at apple. Who cares if you miss (the apple)? -Thanks M.M.!

14. Comparing Wobbuffet to Tracey....Wobbuffet is smarter!

15. Stake through heart - and don’t forget the garlic!

16. Electric chair.

17. Get all of Ash’s Tauros stampede and run him over.

18. Replace Tauros with Stantler herd.

19. Burn him with Charizard’s flamethrower and all other strong fire attacks. -Thanks Mikey!

20. Put him in a freezer.

21. Aliens zap him with laser beams.

22. Do Pokémon Ondo over him. (Pokémon Marching Song)

23. Bash him over the head with Misty’s hammer/mallet AND a sledgehammer.

24. Throw him in a dumpster, lock it and roll it down a long hill towards an ocean.

25. Cut down a tree, don’t say timber, and let it fall on him.

26. Put him in a rocket and send him into space with explosives.
-Look! 1st idiot in space!!-

27. Let the gas in the rocket run out and have him starve up there.
-Or let him fall back to Earth as a big fireball.
Cuz in space, no one can hear you scream like a girl, TRACEY!!!!!!!

28. Shove him into a cannon and pretend he’s a human cannonball!

29. Tie him to a track in the way of a speeding train.

30. Put him in a grill, microwave, stove and dishwasher.

31. Eaten by a whale.

32. Make Snorlax (Kabigon) sit on him. Or eat him...!

33. Throw him out of a window on the top floor of the Empire State Building! -Thanks B.S.!

34. Put him over a fire and sing Kumbayah. -Thanks K.R.!

35. Throw him on to an uncharted island, take away his pathetic Pokémon and leave him there. -Thanks K.R.!
(This ain’t no three hour tour!)

36. Strap him to a nuclear missile, send him flying toward the sun, while in air SHOOT HIM! -Thanks K.R.!

37. Pull out all teeth (with out novocaine)

38. Make him into a snowman.

39. Tie him to a bike and push him down Cycling Road.

40. Hit him over the head with a golfclub.

41. Throw him into a volcano/lava pit.

42. Yank his tongue out, wrap it around his head and make him recite Pokemon Hara Hara Relay 10 times fast! -Thanks Jill!

43. Hang him from the Radio Tower.

44. Run him over with the Magnet Train. (# 29?)

45. Feed him to a Gyarados.

46. Tie head to 1 plane, feet to another plane, both take off in different directions. -Thanks K.R.!

47. Put outside in snow for night...only in underwear.

48. Bury him in the sand -head first!

49. Decapitate him by chopping off his head with a guillotine or machete.

50. Drop an anvil on him.

51. Shove him into a vending machine.

52. Lock him in Haunted Tower for night.

53. Hit him over the head with a fire extinguisher -FANFIC!

54. Yank out his hair.

55. Tie him down to a chair and get everyone who hates him to take a shot at him.

56. Tie him to a chair and make him watch Barney the purple dinosaur. (Though you never know, a freak like that might actually enjoy Barney!) -Thanks Da Weasle!

57. Put him in the Digimon show and have Agumon Warp digivolve into Wargreymon and have it crush him. -Thanks Da Weasle!

58. Feed him to that thing Java tried to feed Han Solo to on Star Wars. -Thanks Da Weasle!

58. Throw rotten tomatoes at him.

59. String him up by his balls (if he has any) and use him as a pinata. -Thanks Da Weasle!

60. Smack him with a big fish! (a tuna perhaps? or maybe a flounder....)

61. Put ice cubes down his shirt and pants!

62. Run him over with a boulder!

63. Roll him up in a carpet and set it on fire!

64. Grab him by his nose, pick him up and slam him on the floor.

65. Shove a hockey stick up his butt!

66. Send him to Prof. Ivy and do what she did to Brock!!!!!!!!!! >=(

67. Send him outside at dusk, in his underwear, give him an instrument (like he has talent to play one!), make him rollstep and march around until he's frozen solid! Then break the ice, breaking him.

-I had to march for band in the cold!!!

68. Hand him a fork and put it in an electrical outlet. -Thanks K.R.!

69. Wash his mouth out with soap.

70. Stick his head in a cage filled with rabid wolves!

71. Launch him with fireworks and blow him up! -Thanks M.L.!

72. Stuff him in a giant cowboy boot! -Thanks M.L.!

73. Drown him in a pianoshaped pool!

74. Put anthrax in his food when he's not looking and call it powdered sugar! -Thanks M.M.!

75. Make Blue Eyes White Dragon and Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon attack him!

76. Dump him in a lake full of piranha.

77. Tie a plastic bag over his head until he suffocates. -Thanks E.C.!

78. Push him in a way of a car, gets hit then thrown to another car, to be thrown into a grill of a truck, to be carried into another state, dumping him in a dump, buried alive in garbage!! -Thanks E.C. and Mikey!

79. Fill him with Jell-o, -no the green kind! , see if he bounces. Then get a big fat guy to sit on him! -Thanks E.C.!

80. Kill him, Let God sort it out! ::points down::

81. How do you get rid of a cartoon character? A BIG HUGE ERASER!!

82. Knowing Tracey, he'd chase a parked car!

83. Knowing Tracey, he'd drive down a dead-end road and say "Where's the rest of the road??"

84. Time warp him into Mythology times and put him in one of those arenas with Gladiators and Lions!

85. Stick batteries up his... nose!

86. Give him scissors and he'd run with them!

87. Send him on a train bound for a land mine. -Thanks Nova-Chan-Chan!

88. Feed him to a polar bear that has been in isolation with out food for 6 years. -Thanks Nova-Chan-Chan!

89. Fill him up with helium and watch him explode!

90. Glue him to the bottom of a car and drive through a cactus field! -Thanks Nova-Chan-Chan!

91. Cremate him, put his ashes in a beat up can, throw the can on the floor breaking it, vacuum up the ashes.

92. Boil him in hot oil and pull out his.... tonsils!

93. Trap him in a mailbox and roll it over with a rollertruck!

94. Feed him to a goblin. Save the goblin from food poisoning and give it Peptobismol. - Inspired by Da Weasle's crossover! A must read! Thanks!

95. Beat him with a metal lock and chain.

96. Push him into an open manhole and sewer.

97. Wrap him in aluminum foil, tie him to an electric generator and turn it on.

98. Screw him into a light bulb fixture.

99. Put him in a catapult or slingshot and hit him against a brick wall. -Thanks J. D.!

100. He takes a seat on a bus next to a fat guy. Then another fat guy gets on the bus, sits next to Tracey and squeeze him in the middle! -Thanks J. D.!

*** And finally, number 101st reason to get rid of Tracey is!!!: BROCK IS BETTER THAN TRACEY! CASE CLOSED!!!!! ***