You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

451. You get kicked out of school because you try to beat up an Aqua Hater. 

452. When you start saying you are married or going out with one of them and
you've convinced yourself (and some family) of that. 

453. You buy a magazine for a single picture of Aqua. 

454. You watch all of Aqua's video clips in slow motion, then rewind it cos
you missed the part where Lene blinked. 

455. You convince yourself that you and (either one the Aqua members) are a
match made in heaven, and that one day he/she will just happen to fall
into a trance radiated by your beauty. 

456. You rip apart magazines, keep the Aqua stuff and give the rest to your
friends. 

457. You keep a notebook full of articles and pictures of Aqua. 

458. You have Lene, René, Søren or Claus as your imaginary friend. 

459. You've named your pets or stuffed animals after them. 

460. You planned to camp out in their front yard. 

461. If all the websites you have bookmarked are Aqua sites. 

462. You make up stories that include Aqua and yourself. 

463. If you make these obsessive questions up about Aqua. 

464. You call yourself Lene, René, Søren or Claus. 

465. You accidentally write Lene, René, Søren or Claus on papers instead of
your own name. 

466. You listen to Aqua 24/7 on the bus to school, at the supermarket, etc on your portable CD player. 

467. You have parties with yourself and siblings when Aqua does something
really awesome. 

468. You think every bald guy is René. 

469. You wish really really hard that Aqua is at the mall whenever ou go
though you know they are thousands of miles away. 

470. You won't go to a party if an Aqua hater is going to be there. 

471. Your walls are so covered with Aqua pictures that you start on your
ceiling. 

472. You have to be dragged away from our computer and bribed to get off the
internet 'cuz you're always at Aqua sites. 

473. You wonder what Aqua's having for dinner. 

474. You get confused 'cuz you've read so many Aqua websites, you get your
info confused. 

475. You just start babbling uncontrollable about Aqua. 

476. Your excuse for everything is "I'm obsessed with Aqua". 

477. You get really mad because you missed an Aqua interview even if your
friend did tape it but you want it on tape. 

478. You shave your head. 

479. You dye your hair orange. 

480. You buy a stuffed rabbit and call it "Banderas". 

481. You get an eagle tattoo on your right arm. 

482. You like science fiction because they do. 

483. You start eating raw chillies. 

484. You don't like school because René doesn't. 

485. You put spikes in your hair. 

486. You buy lots of shoes to be like Lene. 

487. You read all the personal biographies on all the Aqua websites even
though they are all the same. 

488. everything on these pages is true for you.(yep this is true for me!) 

489. you night dream and daydream all the time about marrying one of the
members. (claus!) 

490. you have an appointment to see the psychologist because you're too
obsessed woth aqua. (this isn't true for me yet...) 

491. your friends threaten to desert you because you won't shut up about
aqua! 

492. everybody you ever knew knows everything about aqua because you talk
about them incessantly. 

493. even your teachers are tired of hearing about aqua! (yes this is true
too...) 

494. your favourite art project all year in school has something to do
with aqua (i made this one up from experience). 

495. If you can't see your bedroom walls coz Lene is postered all over them. 

496. If you get a detention from your science teacher coz you defaced your
homework, writing I LOVE YOU AQUA all over it. 

498. Someone asks you when your birthday is and your answer is either October 2, June 13, June 5 or October 17 (their birthdays). 

499. Your Geography teacher asks you what the capitol of Ontario is and you
say "Aqua". 

500. YOU'VE READ EVERYTHING WRITTEN HERE SO FAR, AGREED WITH MOST OF 'EM, AND GO : "YES! AQUA FANS HAVE DONE IT !!!"

THANX TO EVERYONE FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS.. KEEP 'EM COMING !!! Should Aqua fans try for that 1000-mark ??? Write to me if you think so.. at :

ezee@rocketmail.com

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