You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

501. You scream when your Aqua request gets read on MTV (yay! happened to 
me!) 

502. You rush to the shops to buy the 40 different types of Aqua stuff they 
have in Singapore (got shampoo, bath foam, notebook, tshirt, cds, etc) 

503. You jump in delight when Channel [V] says that Lene and Rene are  
deeply in love..... 

504. (reference to above)......then suddenly exclaim in shock when the VJ 
says that they could get married soon! (TRUE!) 

505. (malaysian fans will understand this) You call Hitz Showdown/Hitz Most 
Wanted/Hitz Top 10 to vote for Aqua 10 zillion times. 

506. You get irritated when people mis-pronounce thier names 

507. You start an 'Aqua School' where Aqua stuff is taught! 

508. You beg your music teacher to teach the class some Aqua songs. 

509. you can't see your bedroom door from your 6000 posters covering it. 

510. you pay $5 for one a4 sized poster. 

511. your friends ignore you now (except for your totally converted bezzie)
because you start every sentence with "Did you hear that Lene" 

512. your friends come round to your house cause you have cable and the
internet and spend the whole weekend dodging between the t.v and
computer watching aqua. 

513. you spend all afternoon and all night watching mtv for My oh My video
clip (it's soooo cool!) 

514. You do everything you can to get the movie Titanic removed from theatres so that Sliding Doors has a better chance of being the number one movie at theatres. 

515. Aqua is such a fitting group for u to love......water being your fave
drink.......mermaids being another obsession....you love the smell of
rain........and your middle name is even Marina! Thats Me! ~~~ Sarah
Marina S. 

516. You gave your Barbie dolls now have an eagle tattoo and and orange
streak in their hair.  And then you shaved Ken's head. 

517. Your friend hated Aqua, but you talk about them so much that he has a
crush on Lene. 

518. You watch the Ace of Base video for Living in Danger and compare it to
Turn Back Time (I think they look very much alike). 

519. Everytime you see "Sliding Doors" you run around the theater yelling
"Aqua rules!!" 

520. You think Lene could have starred in "Sliding Doors". 

521. You usually don't like to tape commercials on your VCR, but you've
made an exception for the "Sliding Doors" commercial. (that's me) 

522. You were angry that MTV interviewed Gwenyth Paltrow about "Sliding
Doors" and did not play "Turn Back Time". (This really happened.  I
was angrier when they played a Mariah Carey video after interviewing
her on the same show.  Very unfair to Aqua.) 

523. You compare Lene to the "what if..." plot of "Sliding Doors" : What
would happen if Lene goes back to her first boyfriend Marius Folvik or
if she stays with Rene?  (I admit it - I've been comparing the plot to
Lene's love life.) 

524. You show this list to Aqua haters who think you are crazy so they can
see that you're not the only one. 

525. You will proudly admit to doing anything on this list and you see it
as a great accomplishment. 

526. You dance all night in the backseat of your friend's car with your other friends, stereo cranked playing AQUA and driving around the main streets of your capital city. 

527. You crack a bone everytime you hear an AQUA song 

528. You get very pissed off because you don't know the name of Renes daughter or the mother of his daughter 

529. every day your friends ask you if you know yet and when you say no, they start laughing 

530. you save the Aqua screen saver on your computer and put it up as the
screen saver and forget to take it down before your mother sees it and
start yelling at you because she is "Sick And Tired of Aqua" and your
father just starts laughing at you! True story! 

531. you will talk to anyone about everything you know about aqua even if
they arent listening. 

532. you start talking about Rene as if he was part of the family, true story 

533. you get grounded for 2 weeks because you started yelling at your mom
saying that she never listens to you because she STILL does not know who
Rene is! Also true story and she still doesn't know who he is!


534. your mother threatens to RIP off all your aqua pictures/posters from
your wall if you dont stop putting more up! true story (i dont get along
with my mother very much) 

535. you start screaming and jumping up and down because you noticed you have the same smile as Rene, TRUE STORY!!!!!  if you ever see my smile you
would agree, all my friends have EVEN my mother!!! :) 

536. you look, act, dress like Lene 

537. you get excited because your friends last name is jones 

538. he becomes your VERY best friend 

539. you email much music (canada) everyday complaining because they never
play Turn Back Time 

540. you tape much music when you are at school in case they play it


541. you get very angry because they have never played My Oh My yet


542. you requst by email turn back time and my oh my each time you get on
your computer 

543. your mother is starting to like Aqua!!! :) 

544. you suddenly like ricky Lake and David Letterman 

545. your favorite book now is In the name of the rose 

546. at your grade 9 farewell dance you request all of aquas songs


547. you cry because 
1. you're broke 
2. they don't sell any aqua singles or merchandise in canada and you dont have enough money to get them imported 
3. The only thing of Aquas that they sell in canada is thier
Aquarium cd 

548. you start losing all your friends because you talk to much about aqua


549. you start screaming and run into your brothers room because a person
told you the name of renes daughter and then you phone all your friends/
anyone whos phone # you have to tell them and now you worship that
person  

550. your friends hang up on you becaus ethey dont want to hear any more
about aqua 

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