"I think I might be drunk," Tenchi declared loudly and to no one in particular. Beside him, Ryoko belched and took another swig of her Sake. Oh his other side Ayeka hiccupped and giggled. It was a lovely night. The stars were out and the moon was shining down on them, lighting them. They lay together on the grass in front of the Masaki house. The others had long ago retired to their beds but Ryoko hadn't been ready to sleep yet and she'd somehow managed to convince Tenchi and Ayeka to stay with her.
Ryoko giggled and sat up quite suddenly. She turned around and looked at her companions, then collapsed backwards again.
"I think we should all have sex," she exclaimed.
"Who with?" Ayeka asked, giggling.
"All together," Ryoko said, slurring her word.
"Certainly not," Ayeka scolded, sitting up. "It would be in…im…in…"
"Impwopper?" Tenchi slurred. Ayeka nodded.
"It'd be fun," Ryoko said, sitting up again. "And it wouldn't be choosing as we'd both be there."
"What about everyone else," Tenchi asked.
"Well…we could wake them all up…"
"No!" Tenchi moaned, rolling over.
"Shall we Lord Tenchi?" Ayeka asked, stretching.
"Please Tenchi," Ryoko whined. Tenchi nodded solemnly.
~*~*~*~
A scream echoed through the house. Luckily, everyone was used to this kind of thing and didn't bother to go and investigate. If they had they would have seen something very unusual.
It was Ayeka who had screamed. She had awakened to find herself sprawled across a mattress. She was flung over Tenchi, face pillowed on his chest. From behind she could feel firm breasts pressed against her back.
Her scream had woken her companions, Tenchi woke with a start, jumping and falling to the floor. Ryoko woke more leisurely, pausing to run against Ayeka's warm body. The princess screamed again and leapt out of the bed, pulling the covers with her to protect her modesty.
"What is happening here?" she demanded, glaring at the space pirate, who was stretching luxuriously. Tenchi jumped to his feet and pulled some pants on, his nose had started to bleed.
"Gee, what's the problem," the space pirate asked, looking at her companions. "You weren't complaining last night…"
"What happened last…" Ayeka trailed of mid sentence as it came back to her. A look of comprehension came over Tenchi's face also and he glanced at his companions nervously.
"Miss Ryoko," Ayeka exclaimed. "You tricked us."
"I did nothing of the sort. I was just as drunk as you," she said with a grin. "Now if you don't mind, I need to get ready for breakfast. See you seem Tenchi." She lent over and kissed Tenchi's cheek then disappeared, giggling.
"I'm sorry Miss Ayeka," Tenchi said softly.
"No Lord Tenchi," Ayeka responded. "I am the one who should be sorry. I am sorry this happened."
"Sometimes you can't help these things," he said softly. "We were all drunk. I'll talk to Ryoko and we wont mention it again. Would you like that Miss Ayeka?"
"Thank you lord Tenchi," she whispered, blushing slightly. She went to him and, softly, brushed his cheek with her lips. He grabbed a shirt and left the room to see Ryoko. Ayeka quickly gathered up her clothes, dressed, and slipped back to her own room.
~*~*~*~
"Miss Ryoko I need to talk to you," Tenchi said softly, opening the door to her room. Ryoko lay sprawled on her couch, still naked, grinning at him in a predatorial way.
"Yes Tenchi."
"Miss Ryoko," he exclaimed, looking away. He heard her giggle and the next second her arms were around his waist.
"You can't push me away now Tenchi, not when we're so intimate…"
"MISS RYOKO," he exclaimed, stepping forward. "I really need to talk to you. Get dressed."
"If you're sure that's what you want Tenchi," she said in a playful voice. A second later he risked a glance over his shoulder and was glad to see she was dressed.
"Ryoko, I want for you no never mention this again," he said simply.
"Are you sure that's what you want?" she purred in his ear. "Isn't it just what Ayeka wants?"
"Ryoko," he said in a tone that told her this wasn't open for discussion. She pouted for a second then nodded.
"Good," Tenchi said, letting out a breath. "Let's go down for breakfast."
"Sure thing Tenchi," she said, dancing past him and out the door.
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