Neptune & Uranus

I have always been facinated with Uranus, and how 'queer' it was that it would rotate a 'different' way than all of the other planets. And Neptune had always been amazing to me too. The way that it's orbit was a little 'fruity,' changing positions with Pluto as the 8th and 9th planets. So, it didn't surprise me all that much that fateful day that I found out that the two newer Sailor Scouts, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus, were lesbians. Okay, who the fuck am I tryin' to kid, it fuckin' shocked the high hell out of me!!! This is what cartoons need. Not less violence, more dykes.

Okay, now I'm sure that I've not only angered Sailor Moon fans by saying all of this. I am even gonna go out on a limb here and piss a lot of people off when I say, WHY CAN'T ALL LESBIANS LOOK LIKE THIS!? Shit man, I think that society would accept lesbianism a lot more if they looked like these two beautiful scouts. Could you imagine Uranus goin' down on Neptune? It would be the most erotic sight ever. Shit, worlds would colide. Fuckin' watchin' Neptune's green bush rub right up against Uranus' beautiful mound of blond muff. Goddamn that would get me off. Hell, I'm getting off just thinking about it. Excuse me, I need a tissue.

Okay, as fun as this site is, now is my time to make a serious comment. I like to joke around like the next guy, but this is actually something that I feel is significant in the fight for gay rights. We can't change the thought processes of an older generation who believes that homosexuality is wrong in the eyes of God. It's like teaching an old dog new tricks, it ain't happening. But, by putting two lesbian charaters in a highly watched cartoon like Sailor Moon, we are showing our children that homosexuality is not wrong, that even some of our heroes are, in fact, gay. Don't get me wrong, this isn't anything that'll make people go, "Shit, Neptune and Uranus are gay, I guess it's alright to be a homosexual." No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that this is a start. A place where we can begin to show children that it's okay to be gay.

And my site is a place where I can say, "Goddamn I wanna get in a threesome with Uranus and Neptune, and watch 'em get into some of that lesbian shit right over top of me. Fuckin' playin' with each other's titties, and makin' out and shit. I'd get one on my cock, and the other riding my face like a jockey in the fuckin' Kentucky Derby" (ed. note - for the one on my face, I would prefer Sailor Neptune. She's got green hair, so, her pubes are probably green. I never ate a green coot before).