Man, Daphne has got to be damn loose by now, 'cause after all that travelin', you know Fred, Shag, and Scoob have put that pussy to good use. You can't tell me that she isn't their fuck toy. That cute little purple get up that she's got goin' keeps me wishin' to be animated in another life. I would put it to her so good, she wouldn't wanna ever go attempt to solve some busted ass mystery. Save it for everyone else. Well, not everyone. I'd let Velma stay.
Velma is like the dark side of the Force: You should never underestimate her. I bet you good money that that shy little awkward girl is a fuckin' animal in the sack. She's the kinda chick who would leave claw marks in your back. And you know the poo is clean, probably tighter that a tightrope too. Shit, I bet Shag and Fred fuckin' don't give her the attention that she deserves, but Scooby make her wail and cry out like she was one of his species. I bet he gives her a tongue lashin' that won't stop 'til the sun's a risin'. Damn, how I just wish, one day, Velma would bend over to pick up a clue or somethin' so I could get a little sneaky peaky up that amazing little school girl skirt that she wears. That and those fuckin' socks. Dude, I don't know why, but those socks make me wanna blow a load all over her chubby little ass. Another thing. She's always wearing that huge sweater thing. I bet you underneath, she's got these big juicy titties that I could just fall in love with. I remember as a child how I always wanted to sneak up behind her and run my hands up her sweater and just find out once and for all how huge those tits were. And while I did that, I'd slip a lil' sumpin' up her skirt. Yub yub.
