Tex Avery: The Father of Babe Cartoons

If I were asked to pick one artist to be named the King of All Cartoon Babes, that one man would have to be Tex Avery. The girls from his Screwball Classics are, without a doubt, the hottest fuckin' girls ever inked in the history of cartoons. And it's not just the drawing either. Tex's girls had the most incredible voices. These girls were not the kinda woman you could take home to meet grandma, oh no.. Dear Lord, I hate to admit it, but these girls were sluts!! They knew what they had and they knew how to use it too.

I think the first time I was exposed to one ove Tex's women was that Mask inspiring toon with Lil' Red Riding Hood. I know you all know which one this is too. It's the one where the fuckin' Wolf's eyes pop out of his fucking head. My eyes were doin' the same damn thing!! Fuckin' A!! That fine little bitch had her shit in full effect. And fuckin' Tex man, he fuckin' knew he had that money in the bank when he gave those bitches red hair. Hot damn, I think half my attraction towards redheads can be attributed to Tex Avery's Red Riding Hood. Sweet fucking Christ!! That's it, I'm outta here....I'm going to Blockbuster to rent some of Tex's fuckin' toons.